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Don't piss off your tattoo artist boyfriend
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Kind of looks like you didn't read the story correctly.
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Duely noted. I was looking for a better way to phrase that.
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Maybe she could just hire someone to somehow rework the poo into a candle, and the flies into moths. Just throwing that out there.
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You should get a copy of that tat, 'Sage. It'd look good on you.
(The other comment I was thinking about making in this thread was, "Holy shit.")
(The other comment I was thinking about making in this thread was, "Holy shit.")
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Would the Narnia tattoo really have been much better???!!! Probably worse. That also is a pretty lazily drawn pile of shit, either he didn't try too hard (most likely), or he's a shitty tattoo artist.....
Heh, shitty tattoo artist..
Heh, shitty tattoo artist..
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To me its not a matter of being immature (my wife had the same reaction, sage). It's a matter of reaping what you sow.
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I think that's almost a little too tasteful for a revenge tattoo. He could have at least tattooed "whore" in a slime font above the flies.
I wish I was born with a tattoo...
I wish I was born with a tattoo...
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lol this post.
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It does seem a little out of proportion when you consider the odds of any couple staying together for any length of time today.
But not worse. You shouldn't be so apathetic towards the idea of fidelity. There's no reason to celebrate life's meaninglessness. And if she's the kind of person who gets drunk then signs contracts, all the more reason she deserves the tattoo.
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The story is fake, the tattoo is real
I'm already past the rubicon on that. I've been to so, so many parties with young 20 something losers and have met them, they talk to me, whatever. I've learned a lot to what happens to some of the people who didn't go to college, what kind of person they are. Having sex with someone other than your girl or guy is the way it is with those animals. No sense of morality or honor in that regard; some stupid bitch told me her boyfriend cheated on her, but instead of break up, she decided to get something on the side, too.
It's just the way it is with that crowd, a crowd that isn't unfamiliar with tattoos.
So yeah, for those humans, when cheating is just part of the relationship, getting a gigantic piece of shit etched onto your back for the rest of your life is worse than cheating. I just want you to realize I'm making a distinction between 'cultured' people you're probably familiar with and the losers who didn't go to college or went to community for two years and settled with an Associate's, who I know far too many of to not be considered an expert on their behaviors.
I'm already past the rubicon on that. I've been to so, so many parties with young 20 something losers and have met them, they talk to me, whatever. I've learned a lot to what happens to some of the people who didn't go to college, what kind of person they are. Having sex with someone other than your girl or guy is the way it is with those animals. No sense of morality or honor in that regard; some stupid bitch told me her boyfriend cheated on her, but instead of break up, she decided to get something on the side, too.
It's just the way it is with that crowd, a crowd that isn't unfamiliar with tattoos.
So yeah, for those humans, when cheating is just part of the relationship, getting a gigantic piece of shit etched onto your back for the rest of your life is worse than cheating. I just want you to realize I'm making a distinction between 'cultured' people you're probably familiar with and the losers who didn't go to college or went to community for two years and settled with an Associate's, who I know far too many of to not be considered an expert on their behaviors.
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