yo bros i got in a gnarly wreck but s'all good

LoneSage · Nov 12, 2011

SouthtownKid said:

Can I also be compared to Green Lantern since I've discovered that I'm the Man Without Fear. I came out of that wrecked car as if nothing happened and even made jokes to the people as I usually do. It's beyond comical the only 'injury' I sustained is a tiny, barely noticeable scratch on my finger coming out of that thing.

It's like that one time in The New Adventure of Batman cartoon when Scarecrow shoots Bruce a gas that takes away all fear.

*there are three superhero references in this post

SouthtownKid · Nov 12, 2011

LoneSage said:
Can I also be compared to Green Lantern

In that a major movie studio disastrously overestimated your appeal to a mainstream audience?

SPINMASTER X · Nov 12, 2011

Stage initiated X-Factor and jumped out of the car.

terry.330 · Nov 12, 2011

Wait, so how did this happen? I'm going to assume that since it was a rental you were just driving like a fool.

But yeah glad you're alright, and yes you should probably just go ahead and wear a helmet at all times.

SonGohan · Nov 12, 2011

STK has been delivering awesome zingers lately.

LoneSage · Nov 12, 2011

SouthtownKid said:
In that a major movie studio disastrously overestimated your appeal to a mainstream audience?

There was a time in my life when I was James Sunderland, yes.

Anyways I've been doing a lot of thinking for the past day, and it occurred to me that you fools wouldn't know how to handle my funeral. I request my father not be invited and that wasabi sing the theme song for Twin Peaks. Thanks, and I'll be thinking up some more later. Oh yeah everyone who attends has to stand and say at least, at least one thing. None of that just a couple of close friends and family bulshit. Everyone. Even Lee Gray.

Cylotron · Nov 12, 2011

LoneSage said:
There was a time in my life when I was James Sunderland, yes.

Anyways I've been doing a lot of thinking for the past day, and it occurred to me that you fools wouldn't know how to handle my funeral. I request my father not be invited and that wasabi sing the theme song for Twin Peaks. Thanks, and I'll be thinking up some more later. Oh yeah everyone who attends has to stand and say at least, at least one thing. None of that just a couple of close friends and family bulshit. Everyone. Even Lee Gray.

here's whats going to happen... there will be someone wearing a panda costume, just standing there over the casket & not talking or interacting with anyone at all. opposite of panda will be a bed with girls in school girl outfits pillow fighting and giggling.

not to mention everyone attending will be wearing venetian long nose masks and the scenary around your casket will look like the 'red room' from Fire Walk With Me

RabbitTroop · Nov 12, 2011

LoneSage said:
Can I also be compared to Green Lantern since I've discovered that I'm the Man Without Fear. I came out of that wrecked car as if nothing happened and even made jokes to the people as I usually do. It's beyond comical the only 'injury' I sustained is a tiny, barely noticeable scratch on my finger coming out of that thing.

It's like that one time in The New Adventure of Batman cartoon when Scarecrow shoots Bruce a gas that takes away all fear.

*there are three superhero references in this post

You sound like you may be depressed.

SPINMASTER X · Nov 12, 2011

LoneSage said:
There was a time in my life when I was James Sunderland, yes.

Anyways I've been doing a lot of thinking for the past day, and it occurred to me that you fools wouldn't know how to handle my funeral. I request my father not be invited and that wasabi sing the theme song for Twin Peaks. Thanks, and I'll be thinking up some more later. Oh yeah everyone who attends has to stand and say at least, at least one thing. None of that just a couple of close friends and family bulshit. Everyone. Even Lee Gray.

I would invite somebody famous to your funeral and it somebody famous but not like currently hot. I'd invite like Nick Nolte or Gary busy or somebody and we'd walk up to your casket and mumble something to each other that nobody else could hear then I'd get them to cry loudly on my shoulder then we'd walk away. Everyone would be like "holy shit, he new Gary Busey(or Nick Nolte)."

SonGohan · Nov 12, 2011

I fully expect this at LoneSage's funeral:

BIG BEAR · Nov 12, 2011

Something like that.Heh..I was thinking that same sort of thing.
Damn. You are one lucky guy! Now go hit the casino,QUICK!!!
BB

SouthtownKid said:
He may be in the afterlife already. Doesn't it seem suspicious to anyone that he could wreck a car like that and only suffer a little scratch on one finger? Doesn't it seem a lot more likely that he actually suffered mortal wounds in the crash and is living out his dying moments in a psychogenic fugue state with each millisecond stretched to infinity and him believing his life is continuing on normally rather than trickling out of his gaping head wound?

LoneSage · Nov 12, 2011

nruva said:
You sound like you may be depressed.

In a different life you were my Big Brother.

spin's post made me laugh (out loud) for 14 seconds

SouthtownKid · Nov 12, 2011

SPINMASTER X said:
I would invite somebody famous to your funeral and it somebody famous but not like currently hot. I'd invite like Nick Nolte or Gary busy or somebody and we'd walk up to your casket and mumble something to each other that nobody else could hear then I'd get them to cry loudly on my shoulder then we'd walk away. Everyone would be like "holy shit, he new Gary Busey(or Nick Nolte)."

Yeah, Gary Busey, definitely. Fucking genius idea. Then I'd pay him an extra $5 to say loudly, "Fuck that guy." Right in the middle of the service. Of course, by the time this all rolls around, I'll probably have been gone for some decades, so it will require some clever wrangling to set up with whoever I get to handle my estate. Wait a minute, what am I saying. If I'm gone, no way is Gary Busey still walking around. Okay, back up plan: Jake Busey.

LoneSage · Nov 12, 2011

I'll accept The Younger Busey only if he plays that retarded neon green violin at the reception

SouthtownKid · Nov 12, 2011

LoneSage said:
I'll accept The Younger Busey only if he plays that retarded neon green violin at the reception

Not up to you. You don't like it, not much you can do about it except say, "Boo." Maybe move a chair.

Castor Troy · Nov 13, 2011

Two things:
1) Glad you came out of that ok.

2)Dude, the was SO EXTREMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, BRAH!! :buttrock:

SSS · Nov 13, 2011

this would have to be on stage's headstone

SPINMASTER X · Nov 13, 2011

LoneSage, see all of this fun we're having in here? You can keep doing this if you wear your seatbelt.

Taiso · Nov 13, 2011

SPINMASTER X said:
LoneSage, see all of this fun we're having in here? You can keep doing this if you wear your seatbelt.

FUCKING COSIGNED.

The one gathering I DON'T want to ever go to is a NG.COM funeral.

Wear the goddamned seatbelt all the time.

STK's helmet suggestion isn't too bad, either.

Glad you're okay.

Hidden Character · Nov 13, 2011

Glad to hear you're alive and well, but please be more careful in the future, brother.

OMFG · Nov 13, 2011

SouthtownKid said:
Stage, you should be looking for clues that we are not real; that nothing around you now is real. If Macaulay Culkin appears to you, just go with him. edit: On the other hand, if you have a chance to sleep with Elizabeth Peña, then by all means, wait around for that first. No sense rushing.

Sage, go see a chiropractor. If he starts talking about devils and angels...

LoneSage · Nov 13, 2011

I should have told Kid that I already see people as faceless shapes to begin with.

OrochiEddie · Nov 13, 2011

Glad you are ok.

Wearing a leather jacket in a Yaris is pretty badass...probably explains you living more so than the seatbelt

SNKorSWM · Nov 13, 2011

Did you see flashbacks of your life appear in a merry go round, like everybody who has supposedly cheated death claim to have seen?

Comrade Porn King Mikhail · Nov 14, 2011

I'd say pay attention to shadows and whispers for the next few weeks. Make sure this is not a plot for Final Destination 6.

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