OH GAWD NO! Nooooooooooooo!

Magician

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I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit.
 

Jedah Doma

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I'm just waiting for the inevitable catch phrase of "It's like Superbad meets Super Troopers!"
 

Comrade Porn King Mikhail

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I can't help it, I LOLed. And will Netflix this for sure.

I am just not going to think of it as 21 Jump Street but rather a new cop buddy comedy.
 

Taiso

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I see the long standing effort to bring 21 Jump Street back has backfired in the faces of that immeasurable legion of fans.
 

Gigaton Chode

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I don't need to actually see the video, that preview image is more than enough to assure me that it's horrible.
 

SPINMASTER X

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You're guys are gonna have to excuse me while I go do something that's gonna land me in jail.

p.s. FUCK EVERYTHING
 

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Seeing the trailer in theaters made us laugh --especially since you didn't know it was 21 Jump Street until midway though. It's a comedy, deal with it.

Johnny Depp's apparently going to have more than just a passing cameo in it.
 

Taiso

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Seeing the trailer in theaters made us laugh --especially since you didn't know it was 21 Jump Street until midway though. It's a comedy, deal with it.

Johnny Depp's apparently going to have more than just a passing cameo in it.


Were you laughing before or after the logo appeared?
 

Renmauzo

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Aargh, great stuff from the 80's (music, movies and shows) keeps getting butchered like this! A buddy of mine who was an extra on the show (the filmed it in New West, B.C at his high school) was saying that it's sad that the current generation of teens/kids is going to think this pile of shit is the real 21 Jump Street...ughhh!
 

SPINMASTER X

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My friend was an extra in this movie too. I'm on my way to his house right now to murder him.
 

Taiso

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My friend was an extra in this movie too. I'm on my way to his house right now to murder him.

Probably the funniest thing I'll read for the rest of the year.
 

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I would really like to meet the (sinister?) mastermind behind all of these chimeras of 80s licensing and focus group-driven script writing.

And when I do, I will ask him how I can profit it too.
 

Daedalus

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Why did they have to relate it/call it 21 Jump Street? I mean it "could" be a decent comedy but make it more original and call it something else...
 

lithy

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Apparently I'm not old enough.
 

Opethian

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I think this movie was an excuse for Jonah Hill to lose weight?
 

terry.330

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I think this movie was an excuse for Jonah Hill to lose weight?

He will never look right. When he was fat he was beyond funny fat. Now that he's normalish sized he still has a fat guy head and jowls.

Shit ain't right. I've got nothing against the guy but I think he would've been better off if he had just split the difference.
 

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Geez, I've said it once and I'll say it again. Hollywood really did run out of ideas and are now puppy mill-churning bastardized versions of 80's nostalgia. What's next? Is Better Off Dead on the radar for a remake? How about Sledgehammer! or Mork and Mindy?

As for the trailer, remember when Cube uttered "Fuck tha Police"? Yeah....I do too.
 

Ancient Flounder

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The only proper response to this trailer. As if I didn't like Jonah Hill enough already.
 

SouthtownKid

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Sucks they feel the need to remake it. Sucks more they decided to remake it as a comedy. If they had decided to remake the Booker spin-off as a crappy comedy, that would have been different.
 
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