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Looks like shit, pass.
can you do me a favor?
CAN YOU MAKE YOUR FUCKING SIGNATURE BIGGER?
There's nothing more I want to see than a pic of that show every time I read your posts.
In fact, fuck this site. Let's start our own website, not about the show, but about this pic. We'll make it bigger.
In fact, let's get the biggest fucking monitor known to mankind and make it display your sig.
You're making me hate this show.
Jesus, just disable sigs like everyone else and calm down.
going on a blind date with this thing tomorrow
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/DawnDebauchery
this seems like great fun, at times I feel I'm at the end of my rope and then I get crazy ideas. i'm going to make all of my blind dates the worst fucking dates ever. i'm going to be incredibly uncouth and intense. how do most people act on blind dates? first dates? like a bunch of fucking losers, not their true selves. and then they ease in their real personality on subsequent outings. fuck that. lonesage is 100% real in yuor face 'hey you wanna jump behind that fence' kind of guy goddammit and I wanna have some fun.
I like her wit.
But make no mistake, this date is about her reasserting herself as a dominant woman.
I suggest you show up drunk, make outlandish claims (I invented socks, etc.), and brag about your penis size.
If all else fails, whip it out and start making rapid yet forceful thrusts in the air and tell her that she'll be missing out on "this" if she doesn't shut her cunty mouth up for a fucking second learn to be whore.
I suggest you show up drunk, make outlandish claims (I invented socks, etc.), and brag about your penis size.
It's kinda like looking at the shelves of CircuitShitty on their last day of business, and reminding yourself that every single one of those is returned merchandise.
Good luck with your date lonesage, she looks good. I think being yourself is the best thing to do. I've had more luck doing that on first dates than when I try to act like something I'm not.
I move too slow, I guess.
This is my problem too. Met some chick online recently. Went on a couple dates... she started talking sex right way -- she told me that she "worshiped" dick. I could have jumped on that... but I didn't feel like treating her like a slut... right away. My plan was to draw it out until I couldn't bottle it up anymore, then fuck her brains out -- spontaneously. Basically, me treating her like a human for a bit is not what she wanted. If I could do the first couple dates over again... I would have whipped it out and skull fucked her. Had I done that, we'd probably be seeing each other regularly. Jesus, I need to go back to asshole mode, I got laid a lot more that way.

I have a profile there and I've been there for 3 years and I still can't find anyone on there. I did get many messages but some didn't seem serious about getting to know me, hang or go out to places. No more message sadly, oh well.
I explained myself truthfully but when they see my pic of the real me they run off. I guess probably being disabled, bedriddened, on life support, no job, live with parents, can't go out etc I guess I can understand why they're afraid. I was so close to getting to know a girl but I never heard back from her. I kinda gave up on the site.![]()
I'm waiting for stage to get back from his date and tell us she was a dude.

This is my problem too. Met some chick online recently. Went on a couple dates... she started talking sex right way -- she told me that she "worshiped" dick. I could have jumped on that... but I didn't feel like treating her like a slut... right away. My plan was to draw it out until I couldn't bottle it up anymore, then fuck her brains out -- spontaneously. Basically, me treating her like a human for a bit is not what she wanted. If I could do the first couple dates over again... I would have whipped it out and skull fucked her. Had I done that, we'd probably be seeing each other regularly. Jesus, I need to go back to asshole mode, I got laid a lot more that way.