Has anyone here used OKcupid?

HeartlessNinny

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can you do me a favor?

CAN YOU MAKE YOUR FUCKING SIGNATURE BIGGER?

There's nothing more I want to see than a pic of that show every time I read your posts.

In fact, fuck this site. Let's start our own website, not about the show, but about this pic. We'll make it bigger.

In fact, let's get the biggest fucking monitor known to mankind and make it display your sig.

You're making me hate this show.

Jesus, just disable sigs like everyone else and calm down.
 

evil wasabi

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That girl is too hot for you LoneSage. Do yourself a favor and cancel that date before you burn yourself.
 

LoneSage

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wasabi, i plan on dunking myself in oil before going out.
 

roker

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going on a blind date with this thing tomorrow

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/DawnDebauchery

this seems like great fun, at times I feel I'm at the end of my rope and then I get crazy ideas. i'm going to make all of my blind dates the worst fucking dates ever. i'm going to be incredibly uncouth and intense. how do most people act on blind dates? first dates? like a bunch of fucking losers, not their true selves. and then they ease in their real personality on subsequent outings. fuck that. lonesage is 100% real in yuor face 'hey you wanna jump behind that fence' kind of guy goddammit and I wanna have some fun.

I like her wit.

But make no mistake, this date is about her reasserting herself as a dominant woman.

I suggest you show up drunk, make outlandish claims (I invented socks, etc.), and brag about your penis size.

If all else fails, whip it out and start making rapid yet forceful thrusts in the air and tell her that she'll be missing out on "this" if she doesn't shut her cunty mouth up for a fucking second learn to be whore.
 

evil wasabi

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I like her wit.

But make no mistake, this date is about her reasserting herself as a dominant woman.

I suggest you show up drunk, make outlandish claims (I invented socks, etc.), and brag about your penis size.

If all else fails, whip it out and start making rapid yet forceful thrusts in the air and tell her that she'll be missing out on "this" if she doesn't shut her cunty mouth up for a fucking second learn to be whore.

Wow. I can't believe you left this site for as long as you did.
 

lithy

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LoneSage talks a big game, but he wants puppy love.
 

GregN

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I have one there (digi_punk), and I've gotten a few messages from chics here and there, but nothing yet. I had a profile on there years ago, and almost hooked up with this one chic, but it didn't work out. I move too slow, I guess.

Lots of weirdos and gamers and smart and educated women on there. (Or so they say) Have fun man.

A now Ex friend found his girlfriend on there, so it can work.

Their iPod/iPhone/iPad app is pretty good too, give it a try if you have one of those.

going on a blind date with this thing tomorrow

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/DawnDebauchery

Agreed. with Shroom. No thankies.

This should be in the War Room, by the way.

Keep us posted on how this goes.. I'm very curious Padawan.
 
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SNKorSWM

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It's kinda like looking at the shelves of CircuitShitty on their last day of business, and reminding yourself that every single one of those is returned merchandise.
 

GregN

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It's kinda like looking at the shelves of CircuitShitty on their last day of business, and reminding yourself that every single one of those is returned merchandise.

Ouch.
 

Blue Steel

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hype monkey, chill the fuck out. It isn't that big on any of the computers I use to view the site, maybe your settings make sigs look giant or something.

I'll change it soon.

Good luck with your date lonesage, she looks good. I think being yourself is the best thing to do. I've had more luck doing that on first dates than when I try to act like something I'm not.
 

GregN

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Good luck with your date lonesage, she looks good. I think being yourself is the best thing to do. I've had more luck doing that on first dates than when I try to act like something I'm not.

Yea, above all else, be true to yourself and don't put on a front of what or who you think she'll like you to be.
If she doesn't like you for who you are, that's her fucking problem, not yours.
 

2D_mastur

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I move too slow, I guess.

This is my problem too. Met some chick online recently. Went on a couple dates... she started talking sex right way -- she told me that she "worshiped" dick. I could have jumped on that... but I didn't feel like treating her like a slut... right away. My plan was to draw it out until I couldn't bottle it up anymore, then fuck her brains out -- spontaneously. Basically, me treating her like a human for a bit is not what she wanted. If I could do the first couple dates over again... I would have whipped it out and skull fucked her. Had I done that, we'd probably be seeing each other regularly. Jesus, I need to go back to asshole mode, I got laid a lot more that way.
 
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GregN

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This is my problem too. Met some chick online recently. Went on a couple dates... she started talking sex right way -- she told me that she "worshiped" dick. I could have jumped on that... but I didn't feel like treating her like a slut... right away. My plan was to draw it out until I couldn't bottle it up anymore, then fuck her brains out -- spontaneously. Basically, me treating her like a human for a bit is not what she wanted. If I could do the first couple dates over again... I would have whipped it out and skull fucked her. Had I done that, we'd probably be seeing each other regularly. Jesus, I need to go back to asshole mode, I got laid a lot more that way.

The way I see it, if a woman can't appreciate me for the nice guy I am, fuck her. I don't need her - I've gone 10 years w/o a girlfriend, what's another 10, amiright?
 

GoosehanX

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2D Master, it sounds like she was probably damaged goods anyway, probably has daddy issues and/or got molested as a kid and seeks approval from men in the form of sex. You don't need that shit, fuck her (figuratively speaking.)
 

2D_mastur

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Thanks dudes (Gohan, Beefy), that's what I tell myself to numb the pain. She probably had genital warts anyways.
 

Shawn Carr2o

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I have a profile there and I've been there for 3 years and I still can't find anyone on there. I did get many messages but some didn't seem serious about getting to know me, hang or go out to places. No more message sadly, oh well.

I explained myself truthfully but when they see my pic of the real me they run off. I guess probably being disabled, bedriddened, on life support, no job, live with parents, can't go out etc I guess I can understand why they're afraid. I was so close to getting to know a girl but I never heard back from her. I kinda gave up on the site. :annoyed:
 

SouthtownKid

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I'm waiting for stage to get back from his date and tell us she was a dude.
 

GregN

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I have a profile there and I've been there for 3 years and I still can't find anyone on there. I did get many messages but some didn't seem serious about getting to know me, hang or go out to places. No more message sadly, oh well.

I explained myself truthfully but when they see my pic of the real me they run off. I guess probably being disabled, bedriddened, on life support, no job, live with parents, can't go out etc I guess I can understand why they're afraid. I was so close to getting to know a girl but I never heard back from her. I kinda gave up on the site. :annoyed:

Don't give up, man! My Dad's friend's son doesn't have a job, lives with his Dad, and is disabled, and he gets women. Keep at it and be yourself, and something will pop. I know it will!

I'm waiting for stage to get back from his date and tell us she was a dude.

LoL. You never know who the fuck you will meet online. You never know. Unfortunately, I must be one of those weirdos, because nothing ever comes of my messages either. :lol:
 

evil wasabi

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This is my problem too. Met some chick online recently. Went on a couple dates... she started talking sex right way -- she told me that she "worshiped" dick. I could have jumped on that... but I didn't feel like treating her like a slut... right away. My plan was to draw it out until I couldn't bottle it up anymore, then fuck her brains out -- spontaneously. Basically, me treating her like a human for a bit is not what she wanted. If I could do the first couple dates over again... I would have whipped it out and skull fucked her. Had I done that, we'd probably be seeing each other regularly. Jesus, I need to go back to asshole mode, I got laid a lot more that way.

For a lot of girls on those sites, it's not about dating, it's a delivery service. You should try to establish that information as quickly as possible.
 

2D_mastur

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"Dawn Debauchery" looks like another cock "worshiper". Sage, make sure you treat her properly. I really don't get why a girl, looking like her, had to resort to a dating site... smells fishy.
 
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GregN

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Scanned her profile and she seems like she has potential. She likes to learn, is open to risks and new experiences. Her music tastes aren't bad, either.

This one might be cRaZy though like slash your tires crazy. Stay on your guard man.
 

CrackerMessiah

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I can't offer much, except that your date reminds me of this.

Full disclosure: I haven't let that link fully load, as the story behind her was whimsically depressing at best. Not in the "I feel sorry" sense but "that whole 'Corporate music is really looking for street cred has come to this'" type of depressing. In any case, happy hunting!
 
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