Ugh. Some people have issues.

Mike Shagohod said:

Not all the time they aren't. I'm with you 97% of the way though.

I have a 20 year old who's "interested" in me who's had a thing for me since she was
much too young and I made a comment to the effect of: "Not happening. When I'm 31 you'll be
eighteen... if I'm not married, look me up." Obviously, up until recently I was married, and technically
I still am though *Indefinitely Separated-Into-Eventual-Divorce* but I'm free again

so lo and behold, this chica (step daughter to my best friend's older brother) shows up in the old
neighborhood (with a kid of her own) and is all: "You're not with that bitch anymore... you wanna' hook up?"
and I'm like: "HOLY CRAP! She remembers that shit I said?"

I told her I'm not interested in being a ready made step father to her child, and that I've got two of my own
and not looking to get into anything serious. THEN, talked to my bro's brother and told him, "Hey man, would
you shoot me if I wanted to go out with her?" and actually had my Beretta M9 on me and handed it to him (loaded)

He just looked at me: "She'd be better off with you than that son of a bitch that knocked her up and left."

he hands the gun back to me. [this was like 4 weeks ago]

I just don't see it happening really. I've got someone in mind that's 12 years older than me (46 to my 33) and
totally awesome... a friend's with benefits 28 year old, and fooling around with someone closer to my age too. But
dammit if this 20year old (name withheld) isn't making me hard. If I did go there with her, it be a once and again
sports fucking friend's with benefits thing. I MIGHT, but I dunno. Even for me it's "a little weird".

just goes to show though, chicas that "get something in their head" even at an early age (sometimes) KNOW what
they want.

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Merc. There is a 20 year old girl who's throwing herself at your feet, and you decline. Isn't this the kind of shit you fantasize about in every post?

LWK said:

Love is bullshit. Its called 'familiarity'. Its just being around someone so much you become accustomed to them, that's all it really is. That, and superficial attraction that leads to sex. This stuff locks into your subconscious, forcing you to be more biasedly interested, no matter how stupid the person truly is. Its just euphoric cocaine for your dick/mind.

When you break up, you just miss that familiarity. That is why we 'GET OVER' things. That lack of constant attention disappears immediately, it devastates, then a new sucker assumes the role.

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You're quite the jaded lover today. Been watching too many of those soaps mixed with Dr. Phil BS. You're turning into the relationship version of Wizkid.

Mike Shagohod said:

Not all the time they aren't. I'm with you 97% of the way though.

I have a 20 year old who's "interested" in me who's had a thing for me since she was
much too young and I made a comment to the effect of: "Not happening. When I'm 31 you'll be
eighteen... if I'm not married, look me up." Obviously, up until recently I was married, and technically
I still am though *Indefinitely Separated-Into-Eventual-Divorce* but I'm free again

so lo and behold, this chica (step daughter to my best friend's older brother) shows up in the old
neighborhood (with a kid of her own) and is all: "You're not with that bitch anymore... you wanna' hook up?"
and I'm like: "HOLY CRAP! She remembers that shit I said?"

I told her I'm not interested in being a ready made step father to her child, and that I've got two of my own
and not looking to get into anything serious. THEN, talked to my bro's brother and told him, "Hey man, would
you shoot me if I wanted to go out with her?" and actually had my Beretta M9 on me and handed it to him (loaded)

He just looked at me: "She'd be better off with you than that son of a bitch that knocked her up and left."

he hands the gun back to me. [this was like 4 weeks ago]

I just don't see it happening really. I've got someone in mind that's 12 years older than me (46 to my 33) and
totally awesome... a friend's with benefits 28 year old, and fooling around with someone closer to my age too. But
dammit if this 20year old (name withheld) isn't making me hard. If I did go there with her, it be a once and again
sports fucking friend's with benefits thing. I MIGHT, but I dunno. Even for me it's "a little weird".

just goes to show though, chicas that "get something in their head" even at an early age (sometimes) KNOW what
they want.

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Hate to say it bro, but that 20 year old doesn't sound too mature to me either.

Might be nice to fuck, but I definitely wouldn't get involved beyond that.

There was a Law and Order SVU episode where Doug Hutchison played a pedophile.

I wish I could find a video.

Was definitely creepy.

Sex Lord Ki_atsushi said:

Might be nice to fuck, but I definitely wouldn't get involved beyond that.

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Well, yeah! That's the point! Merc does not need to get into anymore serious relationships, PERIOD.

Who cares not a big deal. My last ex was 19 and im 25. Then again I guess thats a lot different than 16 and 51 lol.

Old enough to bleed, old enough to get butchered.

Spike Spiegel said:

Looking at the pics provided.... all is forgiven.

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Ditto.

LoneSage said:

Merc. There is a 20 year old girl who's throwing herself at your feet, and you decline. Isn't this the kind of shit you fantasize about in every post?

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I generally "fantasize" about women 10 to 15 years my senior who want to fuck like mad, or the occasional Taboo Wonder slut I've seen in porn that I'd fucking Smang like Omega Supreme wanting revenge on The Constructicons, though on that note I have yet to take a walk on the wild side. Strictly speaking, YOUNG chicas don't really impress me that much. Though there are exceptions to the rule (like the Taboo Wonder thing, as that's nothing I actually pursue... another time, another place) and this particular chica (we'll call her Alexandria ---close enough to her real name) has had a crush on me since she was seven and I was like eighteen! ---MAN DID SHE GROW UP TO BE A LOOKER! In all honesty bro... this time next month I'll probably have had her six ways from Sunday in every damn position I'm capable of and then some. She's built like a fucking pornstar anyhow and like you said.... "a twenty year old throwing herself at my combat booted feet." 8===D ~

Sex Lord Ki_atsushi said:

Hate to say it bro, but that 20 year old doesn't sound too mature to me either.

Might be nice to fuck, but I definitely wouldn't get involved beyond that.

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True. But who knows? If time proved out that she's older than her years "I might" make an exception and allow myself into something quasi-serious, but I highly fucking doubt it. She just wants to get fucked by a guy she's wanted most of her life, and was pissed when at age 15 she tried to woo me and I wouldn't go there. I mean... I'M A WALKING ERECTION, but I'm not stupid. Once she saw that I was no longer with my ex, and knows she's beyond legal now... she came at me like gang busters. I told her I'm a Kinky motherfucker and she was all: "Who said I'm not kinky?" ---if it wasn't for the odd fact that she's my best friend's older brother's step daughter whom he's raised as his own daughter and really IS her dad... and that his wife thinks I live too fast & furious to begin with (that's a laugh, I've only recently been off the dog leash) I'd probably have already SMANGED IT. More than likely I'm going to though.

LoneSage said:

Well, yeah! That's the point! Merc does not need to get into anymore serious relationships, PERIOD.

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Not for awhile anyhow. I know at some point I'll want A SERIOUS relationship with a woman who's more compatible with me than what my ex was, but that won't be for a very long time, (if ever). I don't function well without female companionship in all honesty. Probably why I have more female friends than male, and most of them are always just a few steps away from being on the "with benefits" perch, unless already spoken for. I'm kinda like Bobby Quine in the William Gibson short story "Burning Chrome". I need my Rikki Wildside to be *the luck changer* and give me that bit of surge towards the tip of the knife being razor sharp verus a dull blade. These days though, a chica would have to have her own place, me with my own and it is what it is. Marriage? Nah. Together forever with ONE person (in the future) why not? And if with "open understandings" that's even better. Just means occasional third or fourth parties coming into the fray for some fun.

TonK said:

There was a Law and Order SVU episode where Doug Hutchison played a pedophile.

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I guess he's a method actor.

Spoon said:

I guess he's a method actor.

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Naiera said:

The bride sure as hell doesn't look 16.

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she looks like a stripper.

LWK said:

Love is bullshit. Its called 'familiarity'. Its just being around someone so much you become accustomed to them, that's all it really is. That, and superficial attraction that leads to sex. This stuff locks into your subconscious, forcing you to be more biasedly interested, no matter how stupid the person truly is. Its just euphoric cocaine for your dick/mind.

When you break up, you just miss that familiarity. That is why we 'GET OVER' things. That lack of constant attention disappears immediately, it devastates, then a new sucker assumes the role.

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Not really. Actually, the more familiar you are the fewer hormones/brain drugs your body produces and you feel less "in love" - depending on your definition to begin with. As Desmond Morris put it, that time frame of familiarity is 4 years - or, the amount of time it takes a baby to grow up and be reasonably self reliant so daddy can split.

I've heard of brownbagging. But earplugging is totally new to me. XD

Heehee, nice one.

I thought him in the x files was one of the scariest character/episodes.
He's a very creepy guy in general,
he was a character in lie to me and he still has the old vibe.

Naiera said:

The bride sure as hell doesn't look 16.

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It's bad enough that she has fake titties at 16 but so far in every picture I've seen she is arching her back unnaturally and just sticking them things out there. By the time she turns 18 she'll be over in the Ukraine doing double anal for peanuts.

I give this dude 6 months before she realizes her "music career" isn't going to take off and he runs out of clothes and coke or pain killer money.

I wish this dude a coked up greasy merc style good time for as long as it lasts before she kicks his ass to the curb and lands herself smack dab in the middle of reality.

"Oh poicee" Just don't forget get to keep it wet and try not to kill yourself when it goes south.

terry.330 said:

By the time she turns 18 she'll be over in the Ukraine doing double anal for peanuts.

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I approve of this.

I can't wait either.

Him being 51 years old is too early for her to be pulling an Anna Nicole Smith.

Soilwork said:

Disagree. When you hold your child in your arms for the first time you will know what love is.

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Im not a father but I agree and think LWK needs to give up his emo angst anti-love campaign.

She'll jump on a young dick with major $'s as soon as she gets the chance. I give this farce 6 months to a year.