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Squicky news of the day: 'Green Mile,' 'Lost' actor, 51, marries 16-year-old
June 20, 2011, 3:05 PM EST

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Prepare to shudder, people. A 51-year-old character actor who appeared in "The Green Mile" and had recurring roles on "Lost" (as Horace Goodspeed), "24" and "The X-Files" has gotten hitched to a 16-year-old.

Yep, 16.

E! News reports Doug Hutchison married "aspiring country singer" and "former beauty pageant queen" Courtney Alexis Stodden on May 20 in Las Vegas (minors can marry in Sin City with the permission of a parent or legal guardian).

"We're aware that our vast age difference is extremely controversial," the newlyweds said in a statement. "But we're very much in love and want to get the message out there that true love can be ageless."

Once you've double-checked the age-of-consent laws, natch.

In a message on his website, Hutchison, who played cruel prison guard Percy Wetmore in "Green Mile" and contortionist-mutant Tooms on "The X-Files," gushes that he and his teenage bride "live together happily ensconced in their Hollywood Hills home with their lil' pups, Everette and Tuna!"

According to the actor, "2010 was one of the most challenging years of my life," but then "God sent me my sign in the form of an Angel. Literally. She swooped down and immediately captured my heart! I've never felt such intense and pure love from [and for] any other woman in my entire life."

Oh, and Hutchison has apparently written his memoirs, which he's charmingly titled, "Hey, Guess What? Tom Hanks's S--- Smells, Too! [My Adventures in the Toilet of Tinseltown]."

Courtney, for her part, has a demo in the works, with such self-penned tunes as "We Are America," "Crazy" and "Car Candy." On her website, she's billed as "Your All-American Girl," and one photo features her wrapped in an American flag -- and not much else.
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How can a man, being 35 years her senior, look her dad in the eye (who may be younger than him!) and tell him that he is in love with his daughter. That's just some fucked up shit there. Some people have no respect, but then again he is an actor.
 
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Sex Lord Ki_atsushi said:
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How can a man, being 35 years her senior, look her dad in the eye (who may be younger than him!) and tell him that he is in love with his daughter. That's just some fucked up shit there. Some people have no respect, but then again he is an actor.
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Dad is probably some crack addict looking for a money tree
 
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Yeah, you're supposed to go to the Philippines to get your quick child fix, just like everybody else does.
 
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she looks bound to be a reality tv slut / soon to be in a playboy pictorial / plastic surgery addict kind of hot mess.
 
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dullbuoy said:


she looks bound to be a reality tv slut / soon to be in a playboy pictorial / plastic surgery addict kind of hot mess.
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ugg that song, The only way I would fuck her now is if she had a speaker playing that song in her vagina and my dick was the only thing around to plug it and stop the noise. That song is so bad it unattractified her to me.


......I am surprised unattractified is a word in firefox's dictionary.
 
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lol god that song was awful..my ears bled... on a more interesting note, wouldn't he get charged with sex with a minor or something even though they are married?
 
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Love is bullshit. Its called 'familiarity'. Its just being around someone so much you become accustomed to them, that's all it really is. That, and superficial attraction that leads to sex. This stuff locks into your subconscious, forcing you to be more biasedly interested, no matter how stupid the person truly is. Its just euphoric cocaine for your dick/mind.

When you break up, you just miss that familiarity. That is why we 'GET OVER' things. That lack of constant attention disappears immediately, it devastates, then a new sucker assumes the role.
 
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ugg that song, The only way I would fuck her now is if she had a speaker playing that song in her vagina and my dick was the only thing around to plug it and stop the noise. That song is so bad it unattractified her to me.


......I am surprised unattractified is a word in firefox's dictionary.
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LOL! :D
 
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That kid is fucked up.
She must have had a creepy past as a "daddy-model" or was a performer in those Jon Bennet child pagent thingies.


Always remember to be there for your kids, fellas.
And let them enjoy their childhood.
 
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LWK said:
Love is bullshit. Its called 'familiarity'. Its just being around someone so much you become accustomed to them, that's all it really is. That, and superficial attraction that leads to sex. This stuff locks into your subconscious, forcing you to be more biasedly interested, no matter how stupid the person truly is. Its just euphoric cocaine for your dick/mind.

When you break up, you just miss that familiarity. That is why we 'GET OVER' things. That lack of constant attention disappears immediately, it devastates, then a new sucker assumes the role.
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Disagree. When you hold your child in your arms for the first time you will know what love is.
 
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Hahaha the guy that played Tooms on The X-Files married a 16 year old. Squeezing into tight places indeed.
 
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Seems like they were made for each other.

But as long as the Church approves of the ages, it's not our place to judge, amirite?
 
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Naiera said:


Dang, that's even worse than Rebecca Black.
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NO. Rebecca Black's "Friday" is still much, much worse. This song is horrible though,
but who cares... I don't think anyone is listening to her like THX... everyone would get
a piece of that if they didn't think they'd get arrested. :tickled:

Apparently this 51 year old dood is gonna be smanging that soon enough. (prolly already has)

Brobarian said:
NG.com: From CNN to People magazine in one easy thread :D

Seems like they were made for each other.

But as long as the Church approves of the ages, it's not our place to judge, amirite?
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:lol:

It's not much different than how in America's past 14 year old girls were married off to guys pushing
forty and stuff in the frontier really. It's creepy no doubt, but it's been done before. I personally don't
give this shit much thought. I wouldn't allow my own daughter to marry at no age sixteen, but once someone
is 19 they can do what the hell they want. I guess this girl's father is a "disinterested" probably never there
fucktard is all. Either That, or he is (her dad I mean) as someone said already... hoping for some crumbs off the (supposed) gravy train?
Honestly I've never heard/seen this actor before. He can't be THAT loaded.
 
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Now that I've seen the vid, her parents are obviously letting her do it for the money.

I see a divorce happening within a year or two, when the money runs out. Jesus, I couldn't imagine fucking someone older than my parents. Yeck.


Mike Shagohod said:
Honestly I've never heard/seen this actor before. He can't be THAT loaded.
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Yeah, the only movie I've ever seen him in is the Green Mile. He was the asshole prison guard that everyone hated.
 
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Sex Lord Ki_atsushi said:
Now that I've seen the vid, her parents are obviously letting her do it for the money.

I see a divorce happening within a year or two, when the money runs out.
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More than likely. But everyone will be happy. She gets fame and some fortune, he get to be 22 again with
some young pussy who'll do everything under the sun with him. I guess I'm "Mercenary" enough to see this
as an even exchange of contractual arrangement. The irony here is indeed the massive age difference
and that (apparently) this chica's parents are okay with it.

...and the world just keeps on turning, no one giving two shits in three... two... ONE. What we're we talking about?

Yep.
 
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More than likely. But everyone will be happy. She gets fame and some fortune, he get to be 22 again with
some young pussy who'll do everything under the sun with him. I guess I'm "Mercenary" enough to see this
as an even exchange of contractual arrangement. The irony here is indeed the massive age difference
and that (apparently) this chica's parents are okay with it.

...and the world just keeps on turning, no one giving two shits in three... two... ONE. What we're we talking about?

Yep.
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True, but I'll just leave this here...

I wouldn't date anyone younger than 25. And I'm 29.

Women under 25 are too immature.
 
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I never watched the show, but didn't Chris Hansen make a living off of much younger guys trying to get pooned from similar girls?

Why do THOSE creeps go to jail and get on the registry, when THIS creep pays for a kids boob job and actually fucks her?
 
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I never watched the show, but didn't Chris Hansen make a living off of much younger guys trying to get pooned off of similar girls?

Why do THOSE creeps go to jail and get on the registry, when THIS creep pays for a kids boob job and actually fucks her?
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Money changes everything, doesn't it?

Actors have a get out of jail free card for the most part... except when they don't pay, like Wesley Snipes.
 
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I can't wait to see this marriage fall apart. She'll end up getting hooked on drugs, then she'll get banged out by like 20 young guys and her husband will drop her then she'll take half and it'll be a big fiasco for all of us to see on the news while coverage of whatever country we decide to destroy will get overshadowed. GOD BLESS AMERICA
 
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Sex Lord Ki_atsushi said:
True, but I'll just leave this here...

I wouldn't date anyone younger than 25. And I'm 29.

Women under 25 are too immature.
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Not all the time they aren't. I'm with you 97% of the way though.

I have a 20 year old who's "interested" in me who's had a thing for me since she was
much too young and I made a comment to the effect of: "Not happening. When I'm 31 you'll be
eighteen... if I'm not married, look me up." Obviously, up until recently I was married, and technically
I still am though *Indefinitely Separated-Into-Eventual-Divorce* but I'm free again

so lo and behold, this chica (step daughter to my best friend's older brother) shows up in the old
neighborhood (with a kid of her own) and is all: "You're not with that bitch anymore... you wanna' hook up?"
and I'm like: "HOLY CRAP! She remembers that shit I said?"

I told her I'm not interested in being a ready made step father to her child, and that I've got two of my own
and not looking to get into anything serious. THEN, talked to my bro's brother and told him, "Hey man, would
you shoot me if I wanted to go out with her?" and actually had my Beretta M9 on me and handed it to him (loaded)

He just looked at me: "She'd be better off with you than that son of a bitch that knocked her up and left."

he hands the gun back to me. :lol: [this was like 4 weeks ago]

I just don't see it happening really. I've got someone in mind that's 12 years older than me (46 to my 33) and
totally awesome... a friend's with benefits 28 year old, and fooling around with someone closer to my age too. But
dammit if this 20year old (name withheld) isn't making me hard. If I did go there with her, it be a once and again
sports fucking friend's with benefits thing. I MIGHT, but I dunno. Even for me it's "a little weird".

just goes to show though, chicas that "get something in their head" even at an early age (sometimes) KNOW what
they want.
 
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