God is a dick, reason #3,087: Lust

Segata_Sanshiro

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lust/ləst/
Noun: Very strong sexual desire.
Verb: Have a very strong sexual desire for someone: "he really lusted after me in those days".

So even if you're married and getting horny thinking about your husband/wife, you're committing a sin
 

ki_atsushi

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Pretty sad. You'd think someone would read and understand the Bible before making a judgement call like that.

Sex is not a sin in marriage, neither is the desire.
 

neobuyer

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No it's not! It says that in the New Testament for (ha) Christ sakes!

Matt 5:28
28 But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.

No luck for Christians on this one, sinners.
 

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I was wondering when Segata would post a religious/God rant. Dude has seriously been slacking off. Good to see him back in action.
 

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I was wondering when Segata would post a religious/God rant. Dude has seriously been slacking off. Good to see him back in action.

Rant would imply that I'm emotionally worked up and illogical.

I'm calmly starting a civil discussion using facts and examples, however.
 

Jedah Doma

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Rant would imply that I'm emotionally worked up and illogical.

Which is precisely what you're doing. Like a first year law student, you know the letter of the law, but not the spirit of the law. Though don't let that stop you from continuing with your misguided diatribe.
 

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I've always wondered if fundmentalist Christians think a husband giving his wife anal is a sin.
 

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No it's not! It says that in the New Testament for (ha) Christ sakes!

Matt 5:28
28 But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.

No luck for Christians on this one, sinners.

Durr hurr... the word adultery implies that the person is not married to that woman.
 

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Well,
If it's a sin you can always marry them, brainwash them, and force them to live on a compound with all your other wives and just fuck babies out of them all day.
God is cool with that.

No lustful extramarital shit: just a 50 year old man fucking his frightened 14 year old "wife"...like the lord intended.
Just don't forget to discard any males she may give birth to.

Fucking up a sweet ratio of 20 young females for every one or two perverted old men would be the REAL SIN, amirite?
 
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Fucking up a sweet ratio of 20 young females for every one or two perverted old men would be the REAL SIN, amirite?

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thats wrong you should research it more.

Lusting for your wife is a sin.
The Christian faith is about selflessness.
Lust is the opposite of selflessness. It is born from obsession, greed, and overwhelming desire.
Therefore, lusting after anyone (including your wife) is unchristian behavior (a sin).

Q.E.D.
 

Jedah Doma

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This makes no sense

I think I kind of have an idea of what you're getting at, but I really don't know for sure.

Here's my advice: instead of attending tonight's weekly cross burning pot luck and ice cream social, stay at home and mill it over. I think the payoff will be worth it.
 

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i'm pretty sure god isn't half the prick he's made out to be by religious weirdos. i'm pretty sure if there is a god, he doesn't give a shit what people do, and prolly just wants people to try and be nice to each other, make amends for hurting or being mean to others, and make the odd charitable donation from time to time. essentially take care of ourselves, take care of each other, share the wealth. anything else is just garbage nutjobs slapped on there over the years.
 

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All the things that have been attributed to god in the past 2000 years were written by us "mortals" so who cares. The thought of an eternal, all-encompassing, all-knowing entity that creates whole new universes on one day and chastizes a man for looking at a woman the wrong way on another is laughable at best.
 

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Perhaps the rapture has already happened as predicted, and it's just that nobody alive was invited to God's house party. XD
 

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All the things that have been attributed to god in the past 2000 years were written by us "mortals" so who cares. The thought of an eternal, all-encompassing, all-knowing entity that creates whole new universes on one day and chastizes a man for looking at a woman the wrong way on another is laughable at best.

Right-o! It's just silly.
 

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Perhaps the rapture has already happened as predicted, and it's just that nobody alive was invited to God's house party. XD

I'm sure plenty of people died on that day just like any other day on earth. A number of them good Christians I'd suspect. I bet god parties off da hook!
 

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Here's my advice: instead of attending tonight's weekly cross burning pot luck and ice cream social, stay at home and mill it over. I think the payoff will be worth it.

Yer an odd bird Jedah.

An odd bird indeed.
 

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Why does God let bad threads happen?
 

neobuyer

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All the things that have been attributed to god in the past 2000 years were written by us "mortals" so who cares. The thought of an eternal, all-encompassing, all-knowing entity that creates whole new universes on one day and chastizes a man for looking at a woman the wrong way on another is laughable at best.

All of this tricky 'sense talk' you're spouting is just another attempt to obfuscate the situation. Why do you seek to interfere with the will of the creator? You know, serving the devil may bring a man some very temporary, earthly power- but it's just the blink of a fool's eye in the face of the eternal nature of your soul. This is just another Germanic lie, go back to stuffing sausages and making cough drops you sacreligious kraut.
 

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Since all sins can be forgiven though, I don't really see the point of them.

I could create a bio-weapon virus that killed every single human on this planet. I was the last human alive. I become born-again and ask for forgiveness, I'd be getting into heaven. Despite the fact humans no longer exist due to me, thus, I'd be last person to ever enter heaven.
 
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