Stephen Hawking trolls the Christians. Again.

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Says that heaven is a "fairy tale", and does not exist.

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The man may be a world-renowned genius, but he's also one of the greatest trolls of all time.
 

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If that is trolling, then he is trolling the trolls cause I would file Christian evangelism under trolling as well.
 

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I'd call it restrained contempt.
If I was even half as crippled and disfigured as he was I would be putting out mathematical theorems that prove god is a cock sucking faggot.


Losing use of your dick at 21...along with everything else. :oh_no:

Yeah, I wouldn't believe in god or fear death either.
 

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I think he's taking heaven in the retarded hyper-literal sense that dumbo christians tend to think of it as. He's right, of course.

Their version of heaven is no paradise to me... I want to fly through other galaxies. Yes that would be heaven to me. You cant do that in white fluffy cloud pearly gates land. So fuck it.
 

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Either way, I find the responses at the bottom of the page hilarious.
 

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His religious views has been obvious all this time.
I'm not sure how you can be a scientist and not not be a christian with beliefs about heaven, hell, etc etc.
 

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what a scientific fundamentalist! his arguments make no biblical sense!
 

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Hawking shouldn't be wasting his time stating the obvious.

Get back to wormhole hyperjump technology please.
 

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I like how this made news at all. I mean, who honestly thought the guy believed in heaven in the first place.
 

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Hawking shouldn't be wasting his time stating the obvious.

Get back to wormhole hyperjump technology please.

I agree with you, commie. Great minds should not waste their fucking time! I'd take teleportation too.
 

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I'd call it restrained contempt.
If I was even half as crippled and disfigured as he was I would be putting out mathematical theorems that prove god is a cock sucking faggot.


Losing use of your dick at 21...along with everything else. :oh_no:

Yeah, I wouldn't believe in god or fear death either.

This has got to be one of the best posts I've ever read. Nice.
 

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Hmmm, lets see

atheists --
Stephen Hawking
Thomas Jefferson
Richard Dawkins
Issac Assimov
Ben Franklin
Carl Sagan (mostly)
Friedrich Nietzsche
Thomas Edison
Sigmund Freud
Albert Einstein

theists --
Jedah Doma

Yup.
 

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I saw him at a lecture a month or two ago.
One of the questions was,
if he could give up his intellect for a fully functional body,
would he do it?
His response was no, and that he values his intellegence more than his body.
Wouldn't change a thing.
I don't think he's necessarily bitter towards god,
he doesn't believe in a god to be bitter at.
He poked fun at other scientists at the beginning of his career that tried to involve
god into the whole equation, but it was more or lest in good fun.
I found it pretty cool that stephen has a pretty good sense of humor.
 

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I insist that Ben Franklin be referred to as "Ben 'jammin' Franklin".

That cat could really swing. Also, you have to be pretty awesome to be on the $100 and not be a president.
 

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hawkings "trolling"? The only trolling here is the title and the O.P.'s thread comment. Hawking's doesn't troll. He states truths backed by well-defined scientific observations and rational thinking.
 

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I insist that Ben Franklin be referred to as "Ben 'jammin' Franklin".

That cat could really swing. Also, you have to be pretty awesome to be on the $100 and not be a president.

He was a user and a dick. I somehow turned that into a five minute college presentation that I hadn't prepared for.

So if there's not god, is there no end of the world next week?
 

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Fundamentalist materialists are as qualified to speak on the spiritual as religious persons are to speak on cosmogony.
 

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Hmmm, lets see

atheists --
Stephen Hawking
Thomas Jefferson
Richard Dawkins
Issac Assimov
Ben Franklin
Carl Sagan (mostly)
Friedrich Nietzsche
Thomas Edison
Sigmund Freud
Albert Einstein

theists --
Jedah Doma

Yup.

If not for atheist we would still be living in borderline dark ages conditions.

Instead of telling us about god online, he'd be sitting in a shack without electricty drawing stick figures of god by candle light. His family would have all died by 40 of easily curable diseases and the church would of tortured and executed atleast one of his loved ones due to false accusations of witchcraft.
 
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Eh the way I see it as religion is what it is. The fact that Hawkins believes something doesn't change what I believe or don't believe. The whole subject of a smart man now believes something is pointless to me. He might be smart, but I have my own brain. I'm talking about this from a broad viewpoint. You know he must be going mad over the years thinking about this, and he really has no way to express it. That must suck. I feel for him in that respect. I say Cool to what he believes and cool to what you all believe, and cool to what I believe. Thats whats cool about being human.
 

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If humans were really created by some omnipotent being...

...I'd like to know why this being wasn't omnipotent enough to make a warranty and return policy to go with it. XD
 

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Hmmm, lets see

atheists --
Stephen Hawking
Thomas Jefferson
Richard Dawkins
Issac Assimov
Ben Franklin
Carl Sagan (mostly)
Friedrich Nietzsche
Thomas Edison
Sigmund Freud
Albert Einstein

theists --
Jedah Doma

Yup.
I'll trade you Jedah for Albert.
 
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