This idiot butchered a candy cab

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This douchebag is a complete idiot. He puts KI decals on a candy and it looks like he MAME'd it WTF
 

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That put the most sour expression on my face.

At least he's somewhat mentally retarded from the sound of it.

That monitor for the hackjob mame machine is probably the worst part.. next to the butchery in the first place.

edit: lol at orochieddies comment posted a year ago "way to fuck a great cabinet with your rom bullshit."

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I can't even get a third of the way through this. This has to be the worst job anyone has ever done at doing anything anywhere.

Sadly, worse atrocities have been committed with MAME cabs. Definitely the worse I have seen in regards to a candy cab though.
 

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I can't even get a third of the way through this. This has to be the worst job anyone has ever done at doing anything anywhere.
That's okay...the other two-thirds of the video was waiting for the damn MAME program to load :p
 

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It's a computer in a candy arcade shell....okay.
Looks ugly. Some odd thought in switches and button placement. But, it's his.

What I don't understand, is that it's a stand alone PC that probably isn't connected to any network. What the hell is he using McAfee for?!

LOL who cares about a candy cab?

The only noteworthy thing about the video is that the guy can't make a half decent MAME box out of it.

That guy should definitely have consulted with professional nerds before hacking up his own property.


It's like seeing a classic car that's been butchered and ghettoized.

Yeah it belongs to him, but there's a limited number of them, there will never be any more produced, and that limited finite number is now minus one for no good goddammed reason.

Becides, no one needs a cab to fucking play MAME. It would be elitist to say that the only way to play arcade games is on the actual goddammed hardware, but if it's MAME you can play in bed or on the shitter or on the bus on a laptop (or smartphone).

There is no need to destroy an ACTUAL FUCKING ARCADE CABINET to pretend to play arcade games with an emulator, but then again, he apparently thinks Killer Instinct is god's gift to fighting games...
 

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Yeah, the hotshit these days is to have a big ass LCD with remote rotation (for vertical shooters). Hooked up with a nice CP using a viewlx or some shit. I wouldn't mind doing something to emulate modern LCD cabs.
 

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I thought to myself "I bet some of the forum guys have commented" look down see Abasuto has posted a half hour before, and then you... a year ago. I lold at the date more than anything.

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He couldn't fix his Judge Dredd :crying: (this guys videos have been posted before)









 

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Has this idiot never heard of a J-PAC?
 

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It's like seeing a classic car that's been butchered and ghettoized.

Yeah it belongs to him, but there's a limited number of them, there will never be any more produced, and that limited finite number is now minus one for no good goddammed reason.

Becides, no one needs a cab to fucking play MAME. It would be elitist to say that the only way to play arcade games is on the actual goddammed hardware, but if it's MAME you can play in bed or on the shitter or on the bus on a laptop (or smartphone).

There is no need to destroy an ACTUAL FUCKING ARCADE CABINET to pretend to play arcade games with an emulator, but then again, he apparently thinks Killer Instinct is god's gift to fighting games...

This is more like gutting out a Honda Civic.

You guys need to get over it. It's a nothing, mass produced arcade cabinet that holds no value other than the parts in it.
 

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Has this idiot never heard of a J-PAC?

I have a JPAC and it's terrible. I don't know if it's bootleg or defective or what, but it doesn't appear to be NKRO - I can easily jam up the keyboard encoder with just plain 3-button 2-player JAMMA games.
 

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I have a JPAC and it's terrible. I don't know if it's bootleg or defective or what, but it doesn't appear to be NKRO - I can easily jam up the keyboard encoder with just plain 3-button 2-player JAMMA games.

Well that's just shit. Still you could use it for the video source surely? controls might be shit but he really did a number on that cab.
 

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This is more like gutting out a Honda Civic.

You guys need to get over it. It's a nothing, mass produced arcade cabinet that holds no value other than the parts in it.

Your Honda Civic analogy would work if we were talking about a dynamo cab. Craigslist is littered with cheap cabinets that can be used for MAME projects, why chop up a good candy cab. Mass produced yes, but still rather rare to find locally in many locations, hence people spending a nice sum to have them shipped.
 

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Oh my god.. There are no words to describe the stupidity of this cunt.

I honestly reckon at least 95% of MAME machine owners deserve a bullet.
 

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I don't the need to make a video for everything. The entire world doesn't care about your broken pinball machine or your ruined candy cab with fugly Killer Instinct stickers.
 

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LOL, arcade operators have done worse to far better and far more rare cabinets than this. Eric's right, you guys are going crazy over nothing. There are way better cabinets out there. I had a Xybot cabinet that an op turned into a Neo. Poor thing. Cool cab in its own right, but definitely would have been cooler in its original form. If this was some rare cabinet with original art, like was stated earlier in the thread, that would have sucked... but it was a MVS25 that was as generic as they came. No loss. FYI I bought several of these years ago from $200 to $250 a pop. When it was time to go down to one cab, I couldn't give some of them away. These things have next to zero value on the resale market unless you find someone who really wants one (next to impossible). Might as well turn them into a MAME cab. At least that has a bit of value to home users.
 

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I had a Cute as well. That's actually an original color for them. They also had green, blue, and yellow ones I've seen around. Probably other colors as well. That's obviously been repainted. The CPs were originally white, the weather stripping is missing from the bottom, and I believe only the sides and back should be pink (now that I remember mine), but all and all I don't blame the person who did it. They're rust buckets. Mine had to be completely stripped, rust removed, and repainted. Of course I kept the original pink. How could you not? I had Vampire Saviour in it. It really added to the game. All and all, good cabinet, but pretty abysmal for 2 players.
 
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I watched about 30sec of it before stopping the vid, can't stand the guys voice. Seeing the keyboard+mouse under the control panel made me cringe not to mention the monitor.
 

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Well that's just shit. Still you could use it for the video source surely? controls might be shit but he really did a number on that cab.

Yeah, the monitor passthrough worked fine. You need a flexible video driver to get interlaced output though, and FGLRX is definitely not that. I had to drop back to an old RV370 chip last time I wanted to drive a 15khz monitor with my main PC.
 
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