New US gov't dietary recommendations: "Just stop eating as much you fat fucks!"

aria

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Instead of sending out for a tub of fried chicken after your back goes out from the sheer unholy stress of maintaining an amount of blubber that nature never intended the human body to carry (or, if you wish, what "god intended" your body to carry), why not eat better?

I believe the next revision will simply say: "Ah, fuck it, I hope you diabetic pigs die of a heart attack."

Part of the frustration is the sheer power of the food lobby. Don't start making trouble around HFCS or you might find yourself waking up in the middle of a cornfield with a thresher chasing after you. Of course, on the other side is the insurance lobby.

January 31, 2011
New Dietary Advice From Government: Just Eat Less
By ANDREW MARTIN

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This modest-looking girl now has the unfortunate notoriety of being the girl photographed in the article about eating like a pig (that should've been the caption, anyway)

The latest nutrition guidelines released Monday by the federal government reiterate much of the advice from previous years: eat less salt and saturated fats, eat more fruits and vegetables and whole grains.

But there is a startling difference. This time, the government suggests that Americans also just eat less.

More specifically, the guidelines urge Americans to drink water instead of sugary drinks like soda, and it suggests that they avoid fatty foods like pizza, desserts and cheese (albeit deep in the report).

While all of that may seem obvious, given the nation’s obesity problem, it is nonetheless considered major progress for federal regulators who have long skirted the issue, wary of the powerful food lobby.

“They are blunter here than they’ve ever been before, and they deserve credit for that,” said Marion Nestle, professor of nutrition at New York University and a critic of government nutrition guidance. “They said, ‘Eat less!’ I think that’s great, and to avoid oversized portions. That’s the two best things you should do.”

Margo Wootan, the director of nutrition policy at the Center for Science in the Public Interest, said previous guidelines — which are revised every five years — offered “big vague messages” about reducing cholesterol, salt and sugar. The guidelines released Monday, she said, were “much more understandable and actionable.”

As an example, she noted that the guidelines suggested that half of a plate should be covered in fruits and vegetables.

“Before, the dietary guidelines said eat more fruits and vegetables but that could mean add a slice of tomato to your hamburger,” she said.

Among the recommendations: anyone 51 or older, all African-Americans, children, and adults with hypertension, diabetes and chronic kidney disease should cut their salt consumption to 1,500 milligrams a day; the recommendation for everyone else is 2,300 milligrams, which equates to a teaspoon.

In addition, the guidelines recommend consuming less than 10 percent of calories from saturated fatty acids, replacing them with so-called good fats like monounsaturated and polyunsaturated fatty acids.

The guidelines suggest making fruits and vegetables half of a plate, choosing fat-free and low-fat dairy products, and eating more whole grains and seafood. While the guidelines are ostensibly for consumers and federal nutrition programs, they are just as much directed at the food industry, which will now have to consider reformulating its products. The sodium recommendation in particular may prove challenging, since Americans consume most of their salt by eating processed foods, and manufacturers have struggled to significantly cut salt.

Similarly, restaurants continue to serve oversized portions, even though nutrition experts have railed for years about them being too large and contributing to the obesity crisis.

“If companies don’t change their practices and reformulate their products, people don’t have a chance of following the dietary guidelines,” Ms. Wootan said.

The Department of Agriculture revises the Dietary Guidelines for Americans, a thick booklet that lays out an ideal diet to maintain health, every five years. The panel produces a draft that is then reviewed and tweaked by regulators and eventually made public.

In 2005, the last time the guidelines were revised, the government urged Americans to eat more whole grains and less sugar. It was the first time the guidelines recommended replacing refined grains with whole grains, and it prompted major changes in the ingredients used by food manufacturers.

General Mills, for instance, replaced refined grains with whole grains in its breakfast cereals, and many bread makers did the same.

The 2005 guidelines were used to revise the government’s popular Food Pyramid.

But nutrition experts have previously complained that the process has been skewed by politics, particularly the influence of the powerful meat and dairy lobby. In addition, they complain that the guidelines never go far enough, telling Americans what they should eat but rarely being specific about what they should not.

And given the level of obesity in America, some question if anyone is paying attention.

“I must admit personally that I never read the dietary guidelines until I got this job,” said Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack at a Monday morning news conference. But he said he carefully read the guidelines and changed his eating habits after he realized how far apart his diet was from the guidelines.

“Personally my life has changed,” he said.

Though praised by nutrition experts, they nonetheless had their quibbles.

Ms. Nestle said government regulators could be even more blunt. She said they continue to cite specific foods when telling people what to eat more, while they tend to use nutrients when telling people what to eat less. For example, the guidelines say, “Limit the consumption of foods that contain refined grains, especially refined grain foods that contain solid fats, added sugars and sodium.”

“It means eat less junk food,” she said.

And Ms. Wootan said she wished regulators were more explicit in their advice “to reduce the intake of calories from solid fats and added sugars,” which she described as worthless.

Instead, she suggested, “Cut back on cheese, hamburgers, pizza, cookies and pastries.”
 

Marek

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lol

I dont even know where to start.

If people didnt get it by now, they are actively trying to avoid understanding.

People that are low functioning enough to genuinely not understand that fatty foods and deserts make you ass fat are probably mentally retarded and would need someone to regulate their diet for them anyway.




edit: Damn Joe beat me to it.
 

Average Joe

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i will say that people are getting better

i've been at Whole Foods for a few months now and the biggest surprise is the sheer volume of shoppers

i never would have imagined that in this economy people are willing to pay a few extra bucks for the good stuff but they are
 

Nesagwa

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i will say that people are getting better

i've been at Whole Foods for a few months now and the biggest surprise is the sheer volume of shoppers

i never would have imagined that in this economy people are willing to pay a few extra bucks for the good stuff but they are

Yeah, 12 dollars a pound for chicken and organic mac n cheese is really great.
 

IcBlUsCrN

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I eat FF pretty much daily so il say it does not matter what you eat if all your doing is creating a mold of your ass to the couch while watching jersey whores.

lol 2300mg of salt people zoom past that for breakfast.
 

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I feel like I'm either throwing money away or some starving child in a far off land could be eating some of the food that I let go to waste. So I often go the extra mile to finish my food, even if I'm already pretty full. Basically I'm guilting myself into eating too much.



What do you buy there, or do you just go to make snarky mental comments then leave?

Dude, you're talking about Nesagwa. Guy's worthless.
 
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fake

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I'm kind of surprised. I figured they'd be raising the recommended daily caloric intake to 2500 sometime soon.
 

Marek

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It's less a hotline and more a burning pentagram on the floor used to convene with Lucifer.

Oh now thats just ridiculous.

Good luck with the job hunt! Its a shame your faggy little club cant hook you up.

What other point is there in joining though, seriously? If you are unemployed right now then your secret society sucks.

edit: Gah! I really wanted to hear your reply> You must be busy with classified ads and craigslist. Well, best of luck chappy!
 
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Poonman

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Man, here they go again.
Government being as useless and ineffectual as ever.




If the government is so huge and powerful, why don't they have the balls to stand up to companies that have been poisoning us for the last 50 years? Nutrasweet? Monsanto? Pepsi-co?



Why the fuck do I have to eat aspartame whenever I go out for sushi?
Get that shit out of my fucking food or shut the fuck up about other peoples health.
 
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