Something Less Retarded (aka He who dies with the most toys wins)

LoneSage

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I think a toy can make a nice decoration piece in a room, especially if it's well-crafted, but that's over doing it.
 

Tacitus

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Wow.. that's uh...


Well, I'll enjoy it when it gets thrown into a wood chipper on next season's finale of "Hoarders: Buried Alive"
 

Sherlin

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These are his updated pictures. He just sold several hundred pieces to trim it down. It fills his entire basement. Some of them he crafted himself, such as converting Spawn into Spider-Man, etc.

Insurance much?
 

evil wasabi

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Here's the toy collection of a friend of mine. Thought some might enjoy it.

http://board.spawn.com/forums/showthread.php?t=571799

There are two obvious points here:

1. He has an amazingly awesome wife.
2. He obviously has no children

Enjoy!

He who dies with a lot of toys is a faggot bitchboy that needed his dad to beat the faggot out of him, but sadly didn't reach that point.

What kind of man has toys?! Get the fuck out of here.
 

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As far as toys go, I'd rather piss my money away on smaller things of greater monetary value.

Like an expensive turntable/car/gun/etc.
Homes look a lot better with that kind of shit lying around as well.
No clutter, no creepiness.
 

Sherlin

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All I can say is that I don't feel as bad for spending money on homecarts now.
 

evil wasabi

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As far as toys go, I'd rather piss my money away on smaller things of greater monetary value.

Like an expensive turntable/car/gun/etc.
Homes look a lot better with that kind of shit lying around as well.
No clutter, no creepiness.

Someone wants to say that some guy living like 40 year old virgin with shelves of dolls on his walls wins, FUCK NO. I would take all those dolls and shove them up his ass and the stomp on his gut until he shits them out bloody. Then I would slap him in the face with them. Slap him. In the face. I am going to go take a nap until Archer comes on. I'm getting too heated reading this bullshit.
 

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Someone wants to say that some guy living like 40 year old virgin with shelves of dolls on his walls wins, FUCK NO. I would take all those dolls and shove them up his ass and the stomp on his gut until he shits them out bloody. Then I would slap him in the face with them. Slap him. In the face. I am going to go take a nap until Archer comes on. I'm getting too heated reading this bullshit.

He could be worse. He could use graphic, hate filled, anti-gay speech. That would probably make him seem like a bit of a shithead.
 

evil wasabi

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He could be worse. He could use graphic, hate filled, anti-gay speech. That would probably make him seem like a bit of a shithead.

Fuck you, shittsburger. Fuck you in your yinzer face.
 

Sherlin

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Someone wants to say that some guy living like 40 year old virgin with shelves of dolls on his walls wins, FUCK NO. I would take all those dolls and shove them up his ass and the stomp on his gut until he shits them out bloody. Then I would slap him in the face with them. Slap him. In the face. I am going to go take a nap until Archer comes on. I'm getting too heated reading this bullshit.

Having most toys when you die is just an expression .....lol. As for his collection, I could think of worse things to spend money on...hell, I've spent $550 on one homecart.

.....and at least he doesn't have sex with any of them.
 
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Marek

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I am going to go take a nap until Archer comes on. I'm getting too heated reading this bullshit.

Seriously man, just fag out on that show and mellow out.

Beating the faggot out of children has the worst precent rate of success of any technique! Come on man.
 

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What a waste of a basement. Sell all that shit, put in a bar. Accent lighting, nice recliners and a big tv. Buy a nice real slate pool table, maybe an arcade cab or two. Leave an unfinished section for tools, other workshop items.
 

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Could never understand collecting to that point. I'd end up getting paranoid about letting someone see the collections because it's so easy to accidently bump into a wall in that place and take out the entire Clerks figure collection in one hit totally on accident. Somethings need to be done in moderation, but that's me.

His she is pretty cool, but if it was Japanese stuff over American I'd be more giggleshit over it.
 

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How is it humanly possible to even acquire that much shit? Does he spend every waking hour buying crap off amazon and ebay?
 

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Hope he never gets divorced and
geez, that must be a nightmare to dust.
 

abasuto

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This looks like my tattoo artist's room.

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It would be a neat news story if he was found stabbed to death and his wife went missing along with the Freddy Krueger glove from his collection.
 

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Wow, those picks sure did make me think of the 40 Year Old Virgin.

I'm so glad law school caused me to have to ditch all my previous collecting habits (except maybe DVDs and magazines, but I got over those on my own). There's so much better stuff to spend on --of course, in his subjective view what he has is the greatest, so good for him. But as that poor Aussie in General Discussions learned: all it takes is a flood.

I wonder if he's ever sat down and calculated how much was spend with that collection, then thought about what else he could've done with the money --particularly if he's ever thought "wow, ____ would be awesome, but I can't afford it."
 

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lol, to someone like me (being associated with both hobies) this thread is funny and ironic. Some of the reactions , viewpoints, etc are on point (other a little one sided and somewhat hipocritical) when you think about it.

In regards to the original post and his friend: Thats not a bad collection but it is unfortunately the standard issue case of quantity over quality and presentation.
Your friend should contemplate selling a third more of what he has left and contributing it to a renovation with much batter flooring, lighting and display cases as well as some lounge/entertainment area.

For those not familiar there is a scene just as rabid and even broader then ours when it comes to statues (1/4 scale primarily), figures and props from Film, Television and videogames. Many of the pieces that you can find in the hoby are absolutely amazing (see here: http://www.cinemaquette.com/cgi-bin/cinemaquette/predator.html) and at least when you have people over they can relate to or appreciate these pieces allot more than they can a home cart.

The problem, just like allot of what you see here is that many get carried away, try to fill voids, and let thier collection overwhelm them. Not nearly enough time, money, ettention and effort is spent on the storage, diplay and presentation of the pieces they aquire that make thier collection more appealing and something that will actually make want people to look at and appreciate as well instead of raise red flags.

I'm in the process of doing this right now actually (see here:http://www.neo-geo.com/forums/showthread.php?t=220115).

You can collect and display almost anything well, it's just that most collect with the blinders on and let it go from hoby to bad habbit.

It's like the case of MVS and Neo home carts: if you think owning a HC collection isn't less fruitfull (in terms of what you miss out on with others and how it helps you to allienate yourself) your batshit.


BTW, someone please check on Charlie and make sure that he hasn't imploded.
 
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Orpheus

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I'm surprised he has a wife at all

Nah, don't be.
It's not like they shack up with models or anything.
They just find a girl with some of the same tastes, that humors thiere nerdy interests and either kinda likes it or becomes a fan/buyer/collector as well.
 
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