Alabama to Taco Bell "Where's the Beef?"

OrochiEddie

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This Is What Really Hides In Taco Bell's "Beef"

This Is What Really Hides In Taco Bell's "Beef"Taco Bell doesn't use beef in their "beef"-based pseudo-Mexican delicacies. They use a gross thing called "Taco Meat Filling" as shown on their big container's labels—which customers can't see. The list of ingredients is gruesome:

Water, isolated oat product, salt, chili pepper, onion powder, tomato powder, oats (wheat), soy lecithin, sugar, spices, maltodextrin (a polysaccharide that is absorbed as glucose), soybean oil (anti-dusting agent), garlic powder, autolyzed yeast extract, citric acid, caramel color, cocoa powder, silicon dioxide (anti-caking agent), natural flavors, yeast, modified corn starch, natural smoke flavor, salt, sodium phosphate, less than 2% of beef broth, potassium phosphate, and potassium lactate.

Oh, and 36% beef. Thirty-six percent—plus all the above making up for the other 64% of the party in your mouth.

According to the USDA, you can't call this "beef" at all. Beef is defined as "flesh of cattle". Ground beef is defined as:

Chopped fresh and/or frozen beef with or without seasoning and without the addition of beef fat as such, shall not contain more than 30 percent fat, and shall not contain added water, phosphates, binders, or extenders.

Which is certainly nothing like what Taco Bell is using in their products. That's the reason why an Alabama law firm is presenting a lawsuit for false advertising, claiming that what Taco Bell claims is "beef" in their commercials is just the aforementioned processed clustermass of disgust. I'm not a lawyer, but it seems they have a very good point.

The fact is that the containers in which the taco mud arrives to their establishments is labeled as "taco meat filling," which is exactly how it should be labeled in all advertising and packaging according to the USDA. Of course, new Double Decker with Two Time More Taco Meat Filling doesn't sound very good.

The irony is that not even if Taco Bell used Taco Meat Filling in their packaging and ads they would be right: The USDA says that any food labeled as "meat taco filling" should at least have 40% fresh meat. According to the Alabama law firm, their stuff only has 36% meat. Perhaps they should call it Almost Taco Meat Filling.
http://gizmodo.com/5742413/this-is-what-really-hides-in-taco-bells-beef
Sadly I don't have the article about the lawsuit, but none the less....ummm interesting!
 

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"caramel color, cocoa powder"

:spock:

The whole thing reminds me of those instant noodle packs with all the artificial flavor and such.
 

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Gosh that sounds tasty. I'll have two. Mmmmm .... almost taco meat filling, just like mom used to make.

Seriously though: Is anbody surprised by this? The only time I eat fast food is if I'm on a long car trip, and only because I'm lazy.
 

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You'd be surprised at some of the ingredients put in food when you read the labels like mechanically seperated chicken and textured beef protein.
 

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This is why I haven't eaten at Taco Bell in nearly a year.

I got the shits more than half of the times I ate there, now I know why.
 

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http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2011/01/24/lawsuit-filed-in-california-court-over-taco-bell-beef/

"LOS ANGELES (CBS/AP) — An Alabama law firm claims in a lawsuit that Taco Bell is using false advertising when it refers to using “seasoned ground beef” or “seasoned beef” in its products.
The meat mixture sold by Taco Bell restaurants contains binders and extenders and does not meet the minimum requirements set by the U.S. Department of Agriculture to be labeled as “beef,” according to the legal complaint.

The class-action lawsuit was filed Friday in federal court in the Central District of California by the Montgomery law firm Beasley, Allen, Crow, Methvin, Portis & Miles.
Attorney Dee Miles said attorneys had Taco Bell’s “meat mixture” tested and found it contained less that 35 percent beef.
The lawsuit on behalf of Taco Bell customer and California resident Amanda Obney does not seek monetary damages, but asks the court to order Taco Bell to be honest in its advertising.
“We are asking that they stop saying that they are selling beef,” Miles said.
Irvine-based Taco Bell spokesman Rob Poetsch (PAYCH) said the company denies that its advertising is misleading.
“Taco Bell prides itself on serving high quality Mexican inspired food with great value. We’re happy that the millions of customers we serve every week agree,” Poetsch said. He said the company would “vigorously defend the suit.”
The lawsuit says that Taco Bell’s “seasoned beef” contains other ingredients, including water, wheat oats, soy lecithin, maltodrextrin, anti-dusting agent and modified corn starch.
(© 2011 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.)"
 

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This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.)"

Better watch out wasabi ;) Anyhow, despite not eating their meat I know plenty of other people who love it and I personally love their food myself.

As a matter of fact, I'm thinking of having a touchdown box later this week
 

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Pretty gross. I'm glad I don't go near fast food anymore.
 
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That reminds me of the ingredients of Armour Star Potted Meat Food Product Mechanically separated chicken, beef tripe, partially defatted cooked beef fatty tissue, beef hearts, water, partially defatted cooked pork fatty tissue, salt, and less than 2 percent: mustard, natural flavorings, dried garlic, dextrose, sodium erythorbate, and sodium nitrite

MMMMmmm Partially defatted fatty tissue and beef hearts :)
 

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Wow makes me want to eat at Taco Bell even less often than I currently do. Even then, the ONLY reason I ever go there is to get a Baja Blast Mountain Dew. That stuff is awesome! I would maybe get a taco or two also, but I think I'm done doing that now. Why can't Pepsi just start selling Baja Blast in stores?.... Oh yeah, then nobody would bother going to Taco Bell.
 

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I'm oddly not as grossed out by this list of ingredients as most of others seem to be. I just don't see anything all that disgusting in there.

I never eat at Taco Bell, but I do love their Chalupas and this wouldn't deter me from eating one.
 

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This makes me glad I don't eat beef. On the occasions I do hit up Taco Schnell I stick to the chicken.
 

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This makes me glad I don't eat beef. On the occasions I do hit up Taco Schnell I stick to the chicken.

Don't look now......

I remember that a food joint (maybe Boston Market?) even pointed out the joys of "Cheap Chicken".
 

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Of course, to add flavor there are other things besides beef prepackaged. Do people think there's a chef at Taco Bell that prepares each beef portion individually to order?

Perhaps I'm confused here.
 

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Yes its only half beef... but the other half is oats, tomatoes and seasoning. Who fucking cares?

And cocoa powder is a common ingredient in Mexican food.
 

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Yes its only half beef... but the other half is oats, tomatoes and seasoning. Who fucking cares?

And cocoa powder is a common ingredient in Mexican food.
Very true but I think the idea behind the suit is that TB's advertising it as 'beef' when it's not even half of that. If it was advertised as 'meat' that probably wouldn't be an issue, similar to the distinction between 'meat' franks (usually a mix of chicken, pork or turkey) and the all-beef franks.

And for the record, I don't care too much either. If it's good and it's tasty, munch away :drool:
 

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And this is why I thank the Pacific Ocean that Taco Bell isn't here in Australia. Or any sort of fast food Taco shop.

Fast food tastes like shit in the US, I swear it's fucking different there.

I was in New Jersey in early 2009, I went to McDonalds thinking that it'd be different aka HUGE compared to what it's like in Aus. Well everythings bigger that turned out true but the staff must require lobotomys to work there...

Me: Can I have a large double quarter pounder meal please
Staff: Uhh?
Me: (I'll slow down, we do swallow our vowels) repeat above
Staff: (looks up at overhead menu) delay......Oh! You mean NUMBER FOUR.

WHAT THE FUCK!? Do you guys even have fucking schools there? since when do you communicate what you want on a menu by numbers? This is completely alien to me.
 

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And this is why I thank the Pacific Ocean that Taco Bell isn't here in Australia. Or any sort of fast food Taco shop.

Fast food tastes like shit in the US, I swear it's fucking different there.

I was in New Jersey in early 2009, I went to McDonalds thinking that it'd be different aka HUGE compared to what it's like in Aus. Well everythings bigger that turned out true but the staff must require lobotomys to work there...

Me: Can I have a large double quarter pounder meal please
Staff: Uhh?
Me: (I'll slow down, we do swallow our vowels) repeat above
Staff: (looks up at overhead menu) delay......Oh! You mean NUMBER FOUR.

WHAT THE FUCK!? Do you guys even have fucking schools there? since when do you communicate what you want on a menu by numbers? This is completely alien to me.

Florida is the biggest hell hole of fast food....
Everywhere I went, nobody had their shit together.

In NJ, the problem is with diners and other small eateries. Many of the servers and hosts are often women in their 30's and 40's that have been shuffling at the same place for 30+ years. They are often related to the owner. They don't give a fuck.
 
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While I'm a tiny bit surprised at the low amount of beef content (I would have thought 50% at least), I can't say I'm astonished. How else do you think they are able to sell a double "beef" burritto for 89 cents??

Also while companies like McDonalds advertise that they use "100% Beef" take a look into the processing that goes on from when the cow gets slaughtered to when that beef ends up in your McDouble.
 

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I'm oddly not as grossed out by this list of ingredients as most of others seem to be. I just don't see anything all that disgusting in there.

I never eat at Taco Bell, but I do love their Chalupas and this wouldn't deter me from eating one.

I agree that it's not disgusting. It's not like the "beef" is actually dog shit or umbilical cords.

I agree it's false advertising to call it beef when it isn't beef.
 

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I agree that it's not disgusting. It's not like the "beef" is actually dog shit or umbilical cords.

I agree it's false advertising to call it beef when it isn't beef.

Now that it was put THAT way, no matter the fact if it is or isn't real beef, All I can picture in my head when thinking about that 'beef' is dog shit and umbilical cords.
 

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Sounds better than an umbilical cord stuffed with dog shit. Those are called hot dogs. :emb:
 

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None of the additives seem particularly disgusting.

I always get the Fresco Bean Burrito myself. Cheap and relatively healthy.
 
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