The last airbender movie

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I haven't seen it, but I've seen the trailer, and I'll just say this: When the MAIN CHARACTER of your movie only says two words during the trailer - which are even non-essential words - you have a piece of shit on your hands.
 

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I haven't seen it, but I've seen the trailer, and I'll just say this: When the MAIN CHARACTER of your movie only says two words during the trailer - which are even non-essential words - you have a piece of shit on your hands.

looks better than Eclipse.
 

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The movie should be caleed the last shamalamadingdong movie.....saw it it should've went straight to video.
 

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Have they made any gay zombie movies yet?

I need to write a trilogy.
 

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As a fan of the cartoon it sucks knowing that the film is a piece of shit. Even with M. Night at the helm and bad casting I hoped something decent came out of it. I have the show on DVD. I'll watch those.
 

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A 48 hour time lapse video of dog shit decomposing looks better than eclipse...

Eclipse wasn't THAT bad. The fight scene at the end was pretty cool, albeit brief. Twilight was certainly that bad, though.

And no, I didn't pay to see Eclipse. My wife and I theater-jumped after watching Prince of Persia. ;) She went to see it with me, so I saw Eclipse with her... such was the bargain.
 

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A 48 hour time lapse video of dog shit decomposing looks better than eclipse...

Seriously when did vampires go gay??

Sadly, Eclipse seems to have absolutely killed the Last Airbender in ratings. Shit's got a 52% at RT... the real Avatar got an 8%. Sad, 'cause I've never seen the animated series, but heard it was really well done from plenty of friends. I was kind of looking forward to the movie, but... uh... uh... I'm guessing the Last Airbender is going to be one of M. Night's last movies.
 

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I'm surprised at how many people refer to RT for ratings instead of IMDB.
 

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I'm surprised at how many people refer to RT for ratings instead of IMDB.

Why would you be surprised by that? IMDB is not setup for that sort of thing. I don't care what your mom thinks about Jacob, or how Edward gets the smaller side of the stake every movie. RT and Metacritic are both loads better for actual movie reviews than IMDB. I'm actually shocked anyone even goes to that site for anything more than just finding out who that hot chick is in whatever movie you were just jacking off to.
 

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Why would you be surprised by that? IMDB is not setup for that sort of thing. I don't care what your mom thinks about Jacob, or how Edward gets the smaller side of the stake every movie. RT and Metacritic are both loads better for actual movie reviews than IMDB. I'm actually shocked anyone even goes to that site for anything more than just finding out who that hot chick is in whatever movie you were just jacking off to.

Kristin Stewart.
 

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I said ratings not reviews.

For the ratings I go to IMDB because they're usually spot on for me. As for reviews I go elsewhere.
 

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My wife and I theater-jumped after watching Prince of Persia. ;) She went to see it with me, so I saw Eclipse with her... such was the bargain.

Man, theater jumping. I wish I had a girlfriend to do that with. I'd make it fun.
 

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I said ratings not reviews.

For the ratings I go to IMDB because they're usually spot on for me. As for reviews I go elsewhere.

Ratings? Wait, you mean popular opinion vs media-opinion? I'm not trying to be a pain in the ass, I just really don't get what you're trying to say. If I want to know what "the people" think about a movie, I glance down at the poorly written crap underneath the reviews at Metacritic. Granted, I don't go to IMDB very often, and never for reviews, but again: I don't really have the time to consume the populous's opinion. I'll skim over what all the papers in the country think, and then realize I'm probably not going to see the stupid movie I'm looking up anyway, then I come here. That's my life.
 

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Ratings? Wait, you mean popular opinion vs media-opinion? I'm not trying to be a pain in the ass, I just really don't get what you're trying to say. If I want to know what "the people" think about a movie, I glance down at the poorly written crap underneath the reviews at Metacritic. Granted, I don't go to IMDB very often, and never for reviews, but again: I don't really have the time to consume the populous's opinion. I'll skim over what all the papers in the country think, and then realize I'm probably not going to see the stupid movie I'm looking up anyway, then I come here. That's my life.

If you found a media opinion that you always connect with that's good for you because I haven't.
 

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I'm actually shocked anyone even goes to that site for anything more than just finding out who that hot chick is in whatever movie you were just jacking off to.

:lolz:

You called that one.
 

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If you found a media opinion that you always connect with that's good for you because I haven't.

I'm a bit more biased. I look for regions of the country that I think aren't ass backwards and see what their consensus is.
 

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If you found a media opinion that you always connect with that's good for you because I haven't.

Finding someone whose opinion you agree with is definitely hard. I tried taking K9999's advice on movies and realized I hate his opinion on movies. Still looking.
 

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when movies based on anne rice books came out

even queen of the damned (the beginning and middle, NOT the end), is better than any of the twilight movies.

then again, i like the movie DOOM, so its IMO.
 

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I'd stay the hell away from MetaCritic. They're owned by CBS. I don't think I need to spell out that part. On top of that, they have their own way of converting non-score reviews into numbers - a process that they won't share with anyone outside the company. Tomatoes Meter all the way.

Also, Xian Xi, I didn't think IMDB even did rankings, other than Box Office, so you're still not making much sense to me. I could be wrong though.
 
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