Having said that, are there ANY new games (import or otherwise) where you can team up with a nigga and just stomp the comp? Or was MK: Shaolin Monks the last time they ever did this?
Sadly, Mr. Spoon from 2008, I regret to inform you that 2 years into the future there is still fuckall in the ways of beat'em ups.
It all started 1 day ago:
I found the rom for
Gekido: Kintaro's Revenge and things were looking up.
At first....
4 minutes in and I could already see a nightmarish world of fucking shit behind the pleasing aesthetics.
Gekido was like a beautiful woman with a vagina full of scorpions.
There is a line between "hard" and "fucking bullshit" and by the second level they fucking blew past that line like a nervous white guy at downtown Detroit intersection at 3:02 am.
While driving a solid gold Bentley.
Remember those shitty parts of Final Fight where a bunch of Wong Whos, O'Briers and other fatasses bullrushed you while those red fags chucked dynamite all over the screen and 2 Andore's piledrove you ass whenever 2 or three tranny's weren't kicking you in the nuts?
DO YOU?!
Well try doing all that with bats divebombing your head, with a rolling log of spikes on the ground and spike traps dropping from the ceiling and knocking you back whenever you tried to move around, then add two fags who ONLY take damage when their weapon leaves their hands....and it's a boomerang that flies away for 3 seconds lol.
So yeah. BUMP.
Nothing new these days?
Also:
and it carries on right to the end where you fight the last boss, Omega Jesus.
Had to look this up to see what I was talking about. Yeah, he does look like "Omega Jesus". Good call.
Fag.