German men are 'world's worst lovers' with English men in second place

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Your real parents were Yeti.

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I have never been to ireland... or the UK in general.. but are they that much different??
 

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The reason no women gave results from countries from the middle east to east asia is because they know what's good for them LOL. They already get done dry every night as it is.

GregN. said:
Spin, you lived in germany - doesn't that include you?
Nope, I'm American, BLACK American at that so i'm definitely in the "too rough" category. I like to beat that pussy to pieces each and every time.

Lookin for the best male lover spin? How does one even stumble upon such lists?

NO! A friend posted it on facebook and ironically he was from Brazil and I just had to post it here on ng.com to see people's reactions.

Yue(Moon) said:
Notice that the top four(best) speak latin based languages lol.
and the top 5 worst are countries that speak Germanic Languages. LOL This is Biased!

However I must say that Living in Europe among nearly all those people on that list to include a large number Brazilians which is how i learned to speak Portuguese, that this list isn't too far off. I've asked a large number of females this question and the answers aren't too diff than that list. The major differences in the answers I got are French guys were no where near some of the best and Americans were actually some of the best although they probably just told me that cuz I'm American and they didn't want to offend me.
 

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Haha, great list. It most probably was compiled by a Spaniard.
 

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Nope, I'm American, BLACK American at that so i'm definitely in the "too rough" category. I like to beat that pussy to pieces each and every time.

That's prime sig material right there.

It should be noted that Mushiki single handedly got Brazil up to #2 on the list.

Don't worry, he's probably working on getting them up to #1 next year.
 

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I can't believe there are no latinoamericans in that list save the Brazilians WTF?!
 

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I can't believe there are no latinoamericans in that list save the Brazilians WTF?!

while I have never heard women getting excited over Colombians, Argentinians, or Chilean, much less Peruvian or Bolivian (too short),

on the opposite end, you do see a lot of men sweating Colombians, Argentinians, or Venezuelans.

Great asses.
 

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True, I can see your point but caribean people know how to deliver man.
 

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... and the top 5 worst all speak Germanic based languages? Curious indeed... :spock:

It just means no one likes Romania.

Ninja edit: Clarified, the top 4 being Latin.

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I was wondering about that, but wouldn't that be kinda strange? Like better at "this" position or "that" position, so I guess it's easier to put in more general terms....

Yeah, that way us poor saps on the bad list can get some tips, since we've apparently been doing it wrong... :D

Not all of us have long golden Spanish hair.
 

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Something tells me the women who took this poll weren't so great in the sack, either.
 

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The reason no women gave results from countries from the middle east to east asia is because they know what's good for them LOL. They already get done dry every night as it is.


Nope, I'm American, BLACK American at that so i'm definitely in the "too rough" category. I like to beat that pussy to pieces each and every time.



NO! A friend posted it on facebook and ironically he was from Brazil and I just had to post it here on ng.com to see people's reactions.


and the top 5 worst are countries that speak Germanic Languages. LOL This is Biased!

However I must say that Living in Europe among nearly all those people on that list to include a large number Brazilians which is how i learned to speak Portuguese, that this list isn't too far off. I've asked a large number of females this question and the answers aren't too diff than that list. The major differences in the answers I got are French guys were no where near some of the best and Americans were actually some of the best although they probably just told me that cuz I'm American and they didn't want to offend me.

I guess so. Well, when you do "research" and stuff, you take a sample from the population (the subjects of interest), since there's no where they're gonna get each and every single guy from anywhere. There's no way you can be 100% accurate. These women probably had already done the job, or went out to do it, literally.

you don't talk with him to find out about that

I see your point, but I did talk to him about it yesterday and I had fun with it lol. I told him that if he doesn't do it right I'll have him do it again lol.

while I have never heard women getting excited over Colombians, Argentinians, or Chilean, much less Peruvian or Bolivian (too short),

on the opposite end, you do see a lot of men sweating Colombians, Argentinians, or Venezuelans.

Great asses.


That's true they always make a big deal about latinas. Should I feel good about that? lol

Yeah, that way us poor saps on the bad list can get some tips, since we've apparently been doing it wrong... :D

Not all of us have long golden Spanish hair.

Hmmmm, the complaints seem to be either physical or behavioural. Besides...what makes these ladies pros to determine these things? What if some girls like hairy men or like it rough, or loud or whatever.?
 

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We all know what happened last time i mentioned something sex-related and i won't get in trouble again:emb:
(if people knew they'd envy me)
 

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We all know what happened last time i mentioned something sex-related and i won't get in trouble again:emb:
(if people knew they'd envy me)

you live in the red light district and you have a gf. How enviable.
 

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I guess so. Well, when you do "research" and stuff, you take a sample from the population (the subjects of interest), since there's no where they're gonna get each and every single guy from anywhere. There's no way you can be 100% accurate. These women probably had already done the job, or went out to do it, literally.

Oh of course, and any normal person would have to literally be a whore of epic proportions who get's around to make an accurate list. However I lived in a peculiar part of Europe. It's called the "Quattropole". It was by 4 major cities that were all within minutes of each other but they lied in 3 different countries. On top of that I was at an American Military base with thousands of Americans. I was in Germany about 1 hour from Holland, 25-30 mins from Belgium, 30 mins from Luxembourg, and 50 mins from France. EVEN ON TOP OF THAT Germany has a HUGE number of Turkish immigrants(I think huge is an understatement) and Luxembourg has an insanely HUGE number of Portuguese and Italian immigrants. So huge that in Luxembourg I seldom spoke french, rather I spoke Portuguese most of the time.

The strongest party scenes were places situated near the borders and talking with women could give you a good idea of where your "chances" lied.

By no means did that mean that what was said was 100% accurate but it's probably the closest you could get.

all in all that list is still stupid though. Not every woman has the same taste. I know some women like it rough, some like being romantic, some are freaks.
 

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Yep...so you shouldn't worry so much if your country is on the top worst lol. Maybe the ones they did it with sucked at it, doesn't mean you guys do.


These are really funny/interesting pieces of information though lol.
 

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you live in the red light district and you have a gf. How enviable.

I don't go near that shithole called Amsterdam unless i have to.
There's a much better red light area btw,it's in Utrecht and called The red Bridge,cheaper and better looking hookers:lolz:
And like i said before if you'd know you'd envy me
 

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I don't go near that shithole called Amsterdam unless i have to.
There's a much better red light area btw,it's in Utrecht and called The red Bridge,cheaper and better looking hookers:lolz:
And like i said before if you'd know you'd envy me

She doesn't worry about all that temptation around you? Or......wait, nevermind lol.
 
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