German men are 'world's worst lovers' with English men in second place

SPINMASTER X · Sep 30, 2009

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...-lovers-with-English-men-in-second-place.html

A poll of 15,000 women found that Germans are considered "too smelly".
English lovers came second because they are so lazy, while men from Sweden were branded "too quick to finish" and came third.
Spanish men topped the table as the best lovers, followed by Brazilians and Italians.
The poll, carried out by global research site www.OnePoll.com, asked women from 20 countries to rate nations on their ability in bed and give reasons for their answers.
Germans were deemed to have bad body odour, Englishmen were accused of letting women do all the work, whilst Swedes were a bit too quick to finish.
Men from Holland were "too rough" between the bed covers and Americans were accused of being "too dominating" in the bedroom.
Greek men were said to be a bit too soppy.
Other countries who didn't fare well in the poll were Scotland (too loud), Turkey (too sweaty) and Wales (too selfish).
Russian men crept in at tenth place amid accusations they are too hairy for the average woman.
A spokesperson for www.OnePoll.com added: ''These results are an eye-opener for thousands of men around the world and female travellers might judge potential new lovers by looking at these results.''

WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:
1. Germany (too smelly)
2. England (too lazy)
3. Sweden (too quick)
4. Holland (too dominating)
5. America (too rough)
6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)
7. Wales (too selfish)
8. Scotland (too loud)
9. Turkey (too sweaty)
10. Russia (too hairy)

WORLD'S BEST LOVERS
1. Spain
2. Brazil
3. Italy
4. France
5. Ireland
6. South Africa
7. Australia
8. New Zealand
9. Denmark
10. Canada

Takumaji and kernow aren't doing their job guys. LOL discuss

Deuce · Sep 30, 2009

Must be why you never see Scottish porn.

(If I'm wrong, please don't correct me. I'm content in my ignorance.)

evil wasabi · Sep 30, 2009

That list is hilariously ignorant.

How are Germans smelly but French are not?

Worst lovers?

The Swiss.

And seriously, you want to talk about smelly? Indians, Pakistanis, and desert Arabs.

Whoeverr ran that list had had be a 15 year old homo dumb cunt.

GregN · Sep 30, 2009

Spin, you lived in germany - doesn't that include you?

Poonman · Sep 30, 2009

When was that poll from, like 1983?

Spaniards/Italians are all a bunch of Fabio lookin fuckmasters?
Russians are too hairy? Give me a fucking break.

Deuce · Sep 30, 2009

Has anyone else completely lost the ability to tell when wasabi is being sarcastic, or is it just me?

Poonman · Sep 30, 2009

....And Americans are too DOMINATING?! It's the flabbiest, most dickless place on earth what with their rampant feminism, metrosexuality, male guilt etc.

NeoCverA · Sep 30, 2009

Lookin for the best male lover spin? How does one even stumble upon such lists?

alphagamer · Sep 30, 2009

Thou shalt never generalize!

OMFG · Sep 30, 2009

That list is up there with that article by Susan Crain Bakos.

Metal Slugnuts · Sep 30, 2009

alphagamer said:
Thou shalt never generalize!

Seriously. I'm too sweaty, hairy, lazy AND smelly yet I'm only 25% German a none of the other ethnicities/nationalities. :scratch:

evil wasabi · Sep 30, 2009

KanYozakura said:
Seriously. I'm too sweaty, hairy, lazy AND smelly yet I'm only 25% German a none of the other ethnicities/nationalities.

It's time you learn something Kan.

You were adopted.

Your real parents were Yeti.

bokmeow · Sep 30, 2009

I blame the language.

Try watching German pr0n --- German pillow talk just makes me willy limp.

Yue · Sep 30, 2009

Notice that the top four(best) speak latin based languages lol.

Kaioh · Sep 30, 2009

Reading that article reminded me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNmGjCsX-LU

alec · Sep 30, 2009

Sp0o/\/?! said:
....And Americans are too DOMINATING?! It's the flabbiest, most dickless place on earth what with their rampant feminism, metrosexuality, male guilt etc.

don't let one lover turn you off to all American men. :emb:

abasuto · Sep 30, 2009

It should be noted that Mushiki single handedly got Brazil up to #2 on the list.

LWK · Sep 30, 2009

The list is clearly politically motivated. Brazil? Pfft, okay. Half those fools can't even afford a bed or car to do the duty.

polls are stupid

alphagamer · Sep 30, 2009

bokmeow said:
I blame the language.

Try watching German pr0n --- German pillow talk just makes me willy limp.

Depends on the talker and words used.
Spoken by the right person a supposedly "awful"
language can sound angelic.

abasuto · Sep 30, 2009

Sp0o/\/?! said:
....And Americans are too DOMINATING?! It's the flabbiest, most dickless place on earth what with their rampant feminism, metrosexuality, male guilt etc.

I didn't know Rush Limbaugh was sydicated in Canada.

:annoyed:

Eggy · Sep 30, 2009

I feel insulted now.

Deuce · Sep 30, 2009

Sp0o/\/?! said:
....And Americans are too DOMINATING?! It's the flabbiest, most dickless place on earth what with their rampant feminism, metrosexuality, male guilt etc.

Not really. There's been quite a backlash against a lot of that. Also, consider that people tend to become their opposite in bed... hence, why so many type-A personalities enjoy being dominated in bed, and so many meek minnies become very aggressive sexually. Plus, bear in mind the overwhelming sense of entitlement that modern Americans seem to have. It's not surprising.

Zenimus · Sep 30, 2009

Yue(Moon) said:
Notice that the top four(best) speak latin based languages lol.

... and the top 5 worst all speak Germanic based languages? Curious indeed... :spock:

It's like they just assigned random complaints on the men of different countries. Too dominating? Too loud? C'mon.

And why didn't they assign random traits about the "good" ones?

SML · Sep 30, 2009

Texans: Too many Kerry Anne fans.

Sp0o/\/?! said:
....And Americans are too DOMINATING?! It's the flabbiest, most dickless place on earth what with their rampant feminism, metrosexuality, male guilt etc.

Article says we're too dominating, list accompanying article says we're too rough.

Yue · Sep 30, 2009

Zenimus said:
... and the top 5 worst all speak Germanic based languages? Curious indeed...

It's like they just assigned random complaints on the men of different countries. Too dominating? Too loud? C'mon.

And why didn't they assign random traits about the "good" ones?

I was wondering about that, but wouldn't that be kinda strange? Like better at "this" position or "that" position, so I guess it's easier to put in more general terms....

You know....since I speak spanish and french....(then portugues and italian are easy) I could go over to those latin speaking places and....

Jk lol! My bf is american and he's from germanic descent and stuff...does that mean he won't be good at it in bed? I better have a talk with him lol.

....I'm kidding again, that's just too mean.

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