I'm fucking a robot! :(

8===D

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Every single woman I dated said one of the following: Cold-blooded, heartless, unemotional, too logical. The last one I broke up with lately said I'm a robot with no human feelings! :oh_no:

So I have this simple question: How can I be fucking emotional? Please don't mix things up with romantic, passionate, sensational, etc.... Just emotional.

Remember, I just don't like beating around the bush.
 

8===D

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btw, here's a photo of me fooling around at new zealand last year..

 

Lagduf

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Well, we figured you were a Spam-bot.

Makes sense.
 

LWK

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Every single woman I dated said one of the following: Cold-blooded, heartless, unemotional, too logical. The last one I broke up with lately said I'm a robot with no human feelings! :oh_no:

So I have this simple question: How can I be fucking emotional? Please don't mix things up with romantic, passionate, sensational, etc.... Just emotional.

Remember, I just don't like beating around the bush.

You might be a sociopath. You ever harm small animals as a child?
 

ki_atsushi

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Makismo 2?

God we can hope this thread turns out that good.
 

Lagduf

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Makismo was a pathetic terrible piece of shit.

I heard he was good to deal with in transactions but that's hardly a redeeming quality.
 

ki_atsushi

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Makismo was a pathetic terrible piece of shit.

I heard he was good to deal with in transactions but that's hardly a redeeming quality.

Made for the best thread of all-time though. :buttrock:
 

OMFG

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So I have this simple question: How can I be fucking emotional?

Step 1: Sell all your belongings.

Step 2: Tell all your friends that where you're going, you won't need possessions.

Step 3: Paint your hair black, get a few piercings, and start listening to Fall Out Boy.

Step 4: Write a "goodbye letter".

Step 5: Place this photo on your dashboard and write on the back "This is my goal".


emc2.jpg


Step 5: Park your car in the garage, close garage door and inhale fumes. Don't fight the coughing and allow your self to be tired.


Or you can just click logoff and never return.
 

LoneSage

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They're really calling you 'boring', but in a nice way.
 

GregN

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At least you've had g/fs.

Quit taking your medications.
 

abasuto

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From just your post here you seem boring as hell. Some people are like that, it's their natural personality, dull and boring.

My sister's first husband was like that. Dude had the personality of a roofing shingle. He wasn't a bad guy or anything, he was just boring as all fuck.
 

evil wasabi

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Goldenboy, you know the rule about 'bots on this site. We're going to have to discontinue you.

This may or may not have something to do with the fact that you're lying about your location being the USA.
 

abasuto

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You weren't that guy who was so obsessed with that thread who made wallpapers of it are you?

That thread really wasn't that great.

No, that was some other guy who was obsessed with Mac. Can't rememeber his name, but it wasn't ki.
 

Metal Slugnuts

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Every single woman I dated said one of the following: Cold-blooded, heartless, unemotional, too logical. The last one I broke up with lately said I'm a robot with no human feelings! :oh_no:

So I have this simple question: How can I be fucking emotional? Please don't mix things up with romantic, passionate, sensational, etc.... Just emotional.

Remember, I just don't like beating around the bush.

Start dating other types of women?

If people can't accept who you are already then there's no point in dealing with them. Break up, get some rebound action and move on.

IMHO being unemotional and logical is great...lets you see through the bullshit people can try to force you into. What did you do to get called cold-blooded an heartless though?

I bet she wanted a fight and you remained calm...that's usually when I get called an unemotional bastard. :rolleyes:
 
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