If you were a dictator,

Xavier

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what would you do in your country?

I thought about it and first thing I'd do is ban Phil Collins and the musical group Genesis.

Anybody owning an mp3 or album would get a mandatory 72 hours in jail.
Playing the musin outloud for others to hear equals a weeks jail time and broadcasting over the airwaves would land you three months federal time.
 

rarehero

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Phil Colins is great.
You'd be banned from my country buster.
 

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~Replace the IRS with a national Fair Tax.

~Remove any Governmental ties to "marriage" (it would thus become nothing more than a title some church or other group gave you, ). Everyone's legal ties would be "Civil Unions" with equal rights for same or different sex unions.

~Legalize marjiuana; harder drugs (coke, heroin, meth..etc.) would no longer impose fines or jail. Rehab only for user offenders.

~Constitutional amend to make abortion legal. I consider anti-abortion the government's attempted control over women's civil liberties.

~National insurance provided to low income citizens via sliding scale. IE...make under 16k, it's free. Make 16.1k-19k you pay 25% towards coverage...etc (like in Mass).

~250 billion reduction in our offensive military budget. Full immediate withdrawl from Iraq.

~Removal of all foreign aid (especially to Israel). Aid would be voted on and given in extreme situations (ie...tsunami, quake..etc.). Given just to help after an event, not regular pay.

~Removal of hate crime laws, FCC and all Federal ties to Public Education.

~Zero government money given to any private business ever.

~Leave the UN

~Begin oil drilling in Alaska
 

Yue

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Hmmmmm

-Can't reproduce unless you have a high enough IQ

-Can't reproduce unless you have an acceptable appearance

-Can't have more than 2 kids

-Legalize all drugs (if it's legal is won't be so "cool" anymore)

That about sums it up XD
 

SouthtownKid

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I wouldn't be dictator unless it could be of the entire world, so if we're not talking about that, don't waste my time.

For me, the ideal dictator would be someone like Drax from the movie, Moonraker, who could implement a plan to humanely kill off 95% of the human population without doing any harm to the planet or the planet's animal and plant life. The only places I think his plan could stand to be improved would be to have the surviving 5% be chosen randomly rather than hand-picked, and of course the dictator who implemented the plan would have to show the courage of his convictions by joining the 95% who would die.
 

Phyeir

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Did somebody say Dick-Tater?

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Eggy

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I'm german, so I wouldn't invade other countries because everyone would expect that a german dictator would try to take over the world^^
 

kernow

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what would you do in your country?

I thought about it and first thing I'd do is ban Phil Collins and the musical group Genesis.

Anybody owning an mp3 or album would get a mandatory 72 hours in jail.
Playing the musin outloud for others to hear equals a weeks jail time and broadcasting over the airwaves would land you three months federal time.

:mad::mad::mad:

I like Phil I have you know. :shame:
 

Silky Johnson

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I would declare war to every nation, and bomb them with nuclear power! Yes, Mad Max would be a reality!
 

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Demand all AES carts be sent to my compound so I could confiscate them, and make some mandatory laws:

All attractive women must walk around topless.
If you are a lesbian, you must not be a BullDyke.
*Addendum to Lesbian Law: - Both women in the lesbian relationship must be attractive. None of this Portia De Rossi dating Ellen type relationships crap.
Get rid of money.
 

rarehero

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:mad::mad::mad:

I like Phil I have you know. :shame:

it's like we're long lost brothers.

Demand all AES carts be sent to my compound so I could confiscate them, and make some mandatory laws:

All attractive women must walk around topless.
If you are a lesbian, you must not be a BullDyke.
*Addendum to Lesbian Law: - Both women in the lesbian relationship must be attractive. None of this Portia De Rossi dating Ellen type relationships crap.
Get rid of money.

you talk like these lesbians would have anything to do with you.
your nation would be chock full of fail.
 

Zenimus

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I'd ban all lawyers, no more legal pokemon battles. People are gonna have to represent themselves! :D

Waiters would also no longer receive tips at restaurants. It's so annoying to have to bribe the employees to give you good service. Isn't that their job? The concept of gratuities is henceforth banned.

All who oppose me will work in the salt mines.
 

FAT$TACKS

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Eugenics.... Because evolution is too slow and Democrats have put an end to natural selection as far as humans go.

No more will we let the masses drag us down to their level. No more will we protect people from themselves. No more warning hot coffee is served hot, no more this cape won't let you fly. No, we are done with all that.

Because when you protect the useless, worthles, and stupid from themselves, they are able to survive and breed. Without natural selection to control their numbers the few become many. Because with all their faults, flaws, and inabilities, the one thing they can do is reproduce and in staggering numbers. When you combine this with a democratic system where you give these lesser humans equal rights it is only a matter of time until things degrade beyond repair. Because these morons breed and breed and breed, and all of them have the right to vote, and as their numbers grow so grows their influence, or rather the power of those who can influence them. Before long they start to bring down the average level of intelligence of the population and the world starts being "Dumbed Down". In a scociety where the majority rule, the minority, the lessers, the useless need only breed themselves into a position of numbers and then they can influence change.

Because all men are not created equal.


Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.
 

SouthtownKid

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Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.

Fascinating sermon, Doctor Zaius.

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you talk like these lesbians would have anything to do with you.
your nation would be chock full of fail.

you talk like I expect gay women to sleep with me. The nation would be chock full of topless lesbians.

Sorry, but that's not fail.
 

rarehero

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you talk like I expect gay women to sleep with me. The nation would be chock full of topless lesbians.

I'm sure you would, as dictator, get kicked out by all the topless lesbians.
and then get your ass kicked by all your fellow exiled "bulldyke" lesbians.

(fail)
 
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