I was pissing in a urinal the other day when I thought of something...

genjiglove · Jun 21, 2009

What is worse, the germs off my nice clean junk that I bathe every day or the germs off the faucet handles on the sink? I'm sure I'm not the first person to think of this.

This problem is avoided by the hands free automatic faucets and toilets, but which would you rather touch?

aria · Jun 21, 2009

genjiglove said:
What is worse, the germs off my nice clean junk that I bathe every day or the germs off the faucet handles on the sink? I'm sure I'm not the first person to think of this.

This problem is avoided by the hands free automatic faucets and toilets, but which would you rather touch?

that's why some restaurant instructions (for employees that you find in bathrooms) suggest the employees turn off the faucet with the towel they used to dry their hands.

Still, touching the faucet is much more appealing that shaking hands with some jackass who doesn't wash his hands. Some people just weren't raised right.

genjiglove · Jun 21, 2009

Bobak said:
that's why some restaurant instructions (for employees that you find in bathrooms) suggest the employees turn off the faucet with the towel they used to dry their hands.

Still, touching the faucet is much more appealing that shaking hands with some jackass who doesn't wash his hands. Some people just weren't raised right.

Well, just for the record I did wash my hands. The reason I even thought of it was because I was in a crowded movie theater and there were about a million people in the mens rest room.

I suppose the ones with poor personal hygiene probably wouldn't be washing their hands either.

GregN · Jun 21, 2009

genjiglove said:
What is worse, the germs off my nice clean junk that I bathe every day or the germs off the faucet handles on the sink? I'm sure I'm not the first person to think of this.

This problem is avoided by the hands free automatic faucets and toilets, but which would you rather touch?

Never even thought of either of those things. Only upscale places will have auto faucets and sink. Good luck seeing that if you go to a concert or take a road trip and eat at a truck stop or get gas at a gas station. Although I've been to a rest stop on the WI border and they had auto-faucets.

Somewhat OT, but related: I have yet to see in my life a vending machine that takes credit/check cards. Probably more prevalent in the west and east coast.

Back OT: I was raised to wash my hands whenever I go to the bathroom, just like locking house doors and car doors. Neither our house, any of our cars, nor my apartment has ever been broken into.

Phyeir · Jun 21, 2009

Two thoughts on the touching the faucet after washing subject...

A) The people that are going to be cleaner by nature will be the ones touching the faucet so even though their hands were on or near their junk, I'd like to think the residual soap would take care of any nasties, as well as all the water that is splashed on it from washing hands & the off.

B) I'd be more concerned over that exit handle/push panel, I will NEVER touch that with my hands ever. Using a towel, shirt, shoe, w/e... that thing is touched by everyone, inclluding the non-washers. That's your real trouble spot. Plus, I'd bet that thing is never washed as often as the sink, ever.

genjiglove · Jun 21, 2009

Phyeir said:
Two thoughts on the touching the faucet after washing subject...

A) The people that are going to be cleaner by nature will be the ones touching the faucet so even though their hands were on or near their junk, I'd like to think the residual soap would take care of any nasties, as well as all the water that is splashed on it from washing hands & the off.

B) I'd be more concerned over that exit handle/push panel, I will NEVER touch that with my hands ever. Using a towel, shirt, shoe, w/e... that thing is touched by everyone, inclluding the non-washers. That's your real trouble spot. Plus, I'd bet that thing is never washed as often as the sink, ever.

Thats what I was thinking too, people who are dirty wouldn't be washing anyway.

The door is a good point though, I'll keep that in mind.

Pink Spider · Jun 21, 2009

Chances are you are walking into the restroom with cleaner and much less bacteria infested genitals than whats on your hands.

If anything we should be washing our cock and balls after to exposure to out filthy hands, not the other way around.

genjiglove · Jun 21, 2009

Pink Spider said:
If anything we should be washing our cock and balls after to exposure to out filthy hands, not the other way around.

Maybe during later showings but no way is this going to fly during the childrens matinee.

Phyeir · Jun 21, 2009

Pink Spider said:
Chances are you are walking into the restroom with cleaner and much less bacteria infested genitals than whats on your hands.

If anything we should be washing our cock and balls after to exposure to out filthy hands, not the other way around.

I imagine some sort of modified eye wash station for this...

Pink Spider · Jun 21, 2009

Phyeir said:
I imagine some sort of modified eye wash station for this...

My thought exactly. Complete with chin rest for the balls.

Phyeir · Jun 21, 2009

Pink Spider said:
My thought exactly. Complete with chin rest for the balls.

"Don't forget to cup the balls!"

LoneSage · Jun 21, 2009

I wash my hands before I piss.

And I never touch the faucets on the sink; I always get a paper towel first, then with the paper towel I push out another one and use the one I have already to turn on the sink. Then I use the ready paper towel to turn off the faucet and crank out another paper towel.

If they only have a hand dryer than I guess I'm boned or I'm not washing my hands at all.

lithy · Jun 21, 2009

lol germophobes

Quit creating the super-germs of tomorrow please.

Phyeir · Jun 21, 2009

lithy said:
lol germophobes

Quit creating the super-germs of tomorrow please.

I'd be more concerned about the people having sex with farm animals (swine flu, avian flu, etc)

Arcademan · Jun 21, 2009

It's amazing what people think about when they're pissing in fromt of a urinal :loco:

rarehero · Jun 21, 2009

I don't like to think of myself as OCD,
but I'm always washing my hands.

Blue Steel · Jun 21, 2009

I'm obsessive compulsive when it comes to washing my hands in the first place, I'm with lonesage about using a paper towel (if they have them) to touch everything (water, soap dispenser) including the door handle (if it's pull), if it's push I just use my shoulder.

Soniku · Jun 22, 2009

Snair said:
I'm obsessive compulsive when it comes to washing my hands in the first place, I'm with lonesage about using a paper towel (if they have them) to touch everything (water, soap dispenser) including the door handle (if it's pull), if it's push I just use my shoulder.

Same, except I just kick the door in when you have to push it.

I work in a hospital, and it's amazing how most of the bathrooms are filthier than the sleaziest of bars' bathrooms.

I don't touch anything in any public bathroom after I've washed my hands without using a paper towel to grab it. Hell, I try to avoid touching most things before I've washed my hands. It really sucks too since I usually have to wash my hands at least once every hour or two, if not more frequently when I'm at work.

Oh and by the way, the next time a doctor tries to examine you without gloves (it happens), don't let him. I'd say 90% of doctors (if not more) don't wash their hands, or at the very most will just run them under a very low stream of water for about .5 seconds... without using soap...

Then they turn off the faucet without a towel, dry their hands, and grab the door handle with a little too much enthusiasm as they exit. It's like they want to come into contact with as much door handle surface area as they possibly can.

Lagduf · Jun 22, 2009

Bobak said:
that's why some restaurant instructions (for employees that you find in bathrooms) suggest the employees turn off the faucet with the towel they used to dry their hands.

Still, touching the faucet is much more appealing that shaking hands with some jackass who doesn't wash his hands. Some people just weren't raised right.

Suggest?

More like company policy at a lot of places where not washing your hands can and will get you fired.

NeoSneth · Jun 22, 2009

this is why airport bathrooms are one of the dirties places on earth.

if they are not automatic sinks and towel dispensers, i do not wash.

I also do not eat anything with my hands while flying. Those planes are just as bad as the airports.

Mike Shagohod · Jun 22, 2009

For the record (when pissing), I wash my hands before pissing, take a piss, then wash my hands again... then either elbow the door to exit, kick it open etc.

If shitting, then I make sure the stall has TP (and if not I have a roll with me because I carry a backpack at all times with pharmaceutical medications, books, gloves, Nintendo DS, flash light, alan wrench, etc.) THEN use a few squirts of Purell Anti Bacterical Hand Sanitizer to smear the toilet seat with, then take a wad of TP and wipe the seat down (even if there is a toilet paper cover), THEN proceed to take a shit.

lithy · Jun 22, 2009

Mercenary X99 said:
For the record (when pissing), I wash my hands before pissing, take a piss, then wash my hands again... then either elbow the door to exit, kick it open etc.

If shitting, then I make sure the stall has TP (and if not I have a roll with me because I carry a backpack at all times with pharmaceutical medications, books, gloves, Nintendo DS, flash light, alan wrench, etc.) THEN use a few squirts of Purell Anti Bacterical Hand Sanitizer to smear the toilet seat with, then take a wad of TP and wipe the seat down (even if there is a toilet paper cover), THEN proceed to take a shit.

So metrosexual.

Shit and wipe with the left merc.

abasuto · Jun 22, 2009

What's so dirty about my dick ? Piss is sterile and harmless.

The only time I ever wash my hands is if I do something that leaves visible dirt, grease, shit...etc. on them. Sometimes if something just gets on one part of my hand, like the tip of my finger when I'm digging into my ear, that wax on the finger tip, I just wipe that shit off on something. Hell. I don't even wash my hands before I eat when I know I'll be eating the food with my hands.

Despite all this, I can not recall the last time I was sick. It's been over 5 years, minus my seasonal allergies that kick up from time to time.

My immune system would kick all your asses.

Average Joe · Jun 22, 2009

lithy said:
So metrosexual.

Shit and wipe with the left merc.

He could just hover over the seat and not actually touch it.

Horse Stance shitting.

Improve your leg strength and poop at the same time.

HeartlessNinny · Jun 22, 2009

I'm actually with lithy and Abs on this one... Hygiene is one thing, but there's being overcautious too. A friend of a friend was so paranoid about germs making her baby sick she used to wash all her food with bleach. Yeah, that's a good idea. Admittedly that's a pretty extreme example, but that's what being an idiot about germs gets you.

I wash my hands when they're dirty at home, and in a public washroom I'll give 'em a quick wash and that's it. No paper towels on the faucet handles or any of that.

And I very seldom get sick too. So there you go.

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