CrackerMessiah's "It Came From Necessity" Sale!

CrackerMessiah

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Greets, cats.

Graduate school and car repairs loom in the cumulative future, so these goods have got to go!

Prices for games include shipping via USPS First Class, with Priority & Delivery Confirmation available for an additional $5.00 USD. Console prices do not include shipping; quotes come later. Bulk orders will have savings, of course.

I take US Postal Money Orders and whatever you can send me though the magic of Paypal.

All are complete unless otherwise noted. If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to PM me. Thanks for looking!

Consoles

-Playstation SCPH-1001: Read about it here! 25 USD

-Nintendo 64: Read about this one here! 25 USD

or, take the "Historical 90s-Era Console Dichotomy Bundle" for 40 USD!

-Atari Jaguar BOXED!: Complete with all the documentation, Cybermorphgame and an Alien VS Preadator controller overlay! 75 USD SHIPPED - SOLD!!!

Games

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IMPORT SATURN
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-SD Gundam GCenturys: Can't make sense of this game, AND I haven't the slightest interest in Gundam. 10 USD and it's yours.

-Super Robot Wars F: Robots. In some kind of war. Can't make sense of this one either, but I guess some cats love it. 10 USD.

or, take the "Incomprehensible to the Messiah" pack, which includes both for 15 USD.

-Samurai Shodown III w/1MB RAM Cart: I will personally dropkick any who speak ill of this game. And by 'dropkick' I mean 'debate in a civilized manner.' 25 USD

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DREAMCAST
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-Ikaruga JAP: Spotted Dove flyin' high, which is tough to do when it's BRAND NEW and SEALED! 46 USD - SOLD!!!

-Crazy Taxi: Drive around SF-esque areas listening to excellent Bad Religion tracks and inferior Offspring ones at a hectic pace. All-Stars version BRAND NEW and SEALED. 10 USD.

-Metropolis Street Racer: Spiritual predecessor to Project Gotham Racing on the 'Box, I've got no use for it. 10 USD.

or, get your kicks with two Sega licks for 16 USD!

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SNES (Cart only unless miraculously otherwise noted)
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-Darius Twin: Shump it up old school! Take it off my hands for 5 USD.

-Super Mario World: Love him or hate him, you need Mario on your SNES! 5 USD.

-Prince of Persia: The only sands of time here are dust particles from inactivity! 5 USD.

-Mortal Kombat: A near arcade-perfect labor of blood, sweat and tears! OK- maybe not blood. 5 USD.

-Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past: Ocarina ain't got nothin' on this one. Take it off my hands to prove it! 5 USD - SOLD!!!.

or, nab this quatro of quintessential gaming (!??!?) for only 15 USD!!!

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Playstation Uno
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-X-Men VS Street Fighter JAP: Rock it "PSX hates 2D" Style! Good port. 20 USD

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Playstation 2
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-Street Fighter Anniversary Collection: Old school mash-up plus arguably the best SFIII port out there? What're ya waiting for?!? 16 USD or will trade for X-Box version.

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PC
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-Unreal Tournament 2003: Boxed, but without a jewel case!?!? 10 USD

New items may be added as they turn up, or as I lose the will to game!

Again, thanks for looking!
 
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CrackerMessiah

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BIZZUMP!

The Atari Jaguar, Ikaruga, and Zelda LttP now have a new home somewhere in Texas. They've been sold.

Let's keep this train going!
 

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Hahaha, best.item.descriptions.ever

would buy some from ya if i didn't already own em!
 

CrackerMessiah

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Steve said:
Hahaha, best.item.descriptions.ever

would buy some from ya if i didn't already own em!

I appreciate the sentiment and the hypothetical, Steve-man.

Buy it up, peeps!
 

CrackerMessiah

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2Live Crew wrote a song about the items in my sale. It's called

GET THE F**K OUT OF MY HOUSE

Some items are forthcoming. Stay tuned!
 
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