I quit Fox today

BoriquaSNK · Aug 24, 2005

I guess it's good timing since I'm headed back to school for my last year, I just about had it with liberal jokes anyway. A few points I'd like to make.

1. Roger Ailes is a biased prick and a terrible, albeit profitable, boss.

2. Alan Colmes is even more of a pussy in person.

3. Republican congressional interns are hotter than democratic ones, I have no idea why this is. I assume it's the lack of sodomy, but I could be wrong.

4. Sheppard Smith is a really nice guy who, unlike many others at the network, really keeps politics out of the job. He also curses like a sailor.

5. I saw Murdoch only once while walking to the metro, it is the closest I have ever been to evil. Had I been pregnant, I would have miscarried instantly.

6. Geraldo is Jewish. He is actually a Puerto Rican Jew. This knowledge made my cum come almost instantly.

7. Sean Hannity actually talks like that all the time.

8. McCain = cool, Hagel = intense, Obama = the shit, Brownback/Santorum = complete tools.

9. People there actually really enjoy Jon Stewart.

10. There are so many msnbc jokes in the building it approaches the obscene, they really hate that network over there for some reason.

Tacitus · Aug 24, 2005

Did you at least get a farewell phone call from O'Reilly? Did he have a dildo in his ass when he did it?

slerch666 · Aug 24, 2005

VanillaThunder said:
Did you at least get a farewell phone call from O'Reilly? Did he have a dildo in his ass when he did it?

And was it shaped like an elephant? With Colmes name tattooed on it?

neo>all · Aug 24, 2005

VanillaThunder said:
Did you at least get a farewell phone call from O'Reilly? Did he have a dildo in his ass when he did it?

Fox news? What fucking oxymoron

BoriquaSNK · Aug 24, 2005

VanillaThunder said:
Did you at least get a farewell phone call from O'Reilly? Did he have a dildo in his ass when he did it?

Yep, he was whacking off to old Stuart Smalley skits.

Stinky-Dinkins · Aug 24, 2005

O'Reilly made Franken look like the ass he is on the little debate they had on C-SPAN a while ago.

Franken is a silly ass. Air America is a joke (and are thieves no less.)

That is all.

Thanks and well wishes
Tom McGowan

BoriquaSNK · Aug 24, 2005

Stinky-Dinkins said:
O'Reilly made Franken look like the ass he is on the little debate they had on C-SPAN a while ago.

Franken is a silly ass. Air America is a joke (and thieves no less.)

That is all.

Thanks and well wishes
Tom McGowan

What debate? The book debate?

I don't think you had the volume on, Franken caught O'Reilly in a boldfaced lie and O'Reilly flipped out on him.

Franken is a silly ass, and we love him for it.

It was Air America's first contributor who was the thief, the network fired him from the company over a year and a half ago and set up an escrow account to pay back the b & g club LOOONG before the investigation began, the douche bag was also removed from the board of directors.

I will agree with you to an extent though, every other show on the network other than Al's really fucking blows.

Love and Rockets,
Eric Morales

Stinky-Dinkins · Aug 24, 2005

BoriquaSNK said:
What debate? The book debate?

I don't think you had the volume on, Franken caught O'Reilly in a boldfaced lie and O'Reilly flipped out on him.

Franken is a silly ass, and we love him for it.

It was Air America's first contributor who was the thief, the network fired him from the company over a year and a half ago and set up an escrow account to pay back the b & g club LOOONG before the investigation began, the douche bag was also removed from the board of directors.

I will agree with you to an extent though, every other show on the network other than Al's really fucking blows.

Love and Rockets,
Eric Morales

What lie... when he got the awards confused? I believe I said "That is all." After I say that we are not allowed to debate any further.

All that and more,
Tom McGowan

BoriquaSNK · Aug 24, 2005

Stinky-Dinkins said:
I believe I said "That is all." After I say that we are not allowed to debate any further.

All that and more,
Tom McGowan

Mr. Dinkins, I believe I made it clear earlier that attempts at triple stamping the double stamp were futile. I'll have your badge and gun please.

Love and Punctuality,
Eric Morales

norton9478 · Aug 25, 2005

I thought taht Franken's book did a good job at lambasting O'Reiley and making him look like the Tabloidist that he is. But His Coulter rhettoric was even better.

I would like to see O'Reiley to write a better book and not a fictional one about a 14 year old teen Crack whore getting it on.

norton9478 · Aug 25, 2005

Stinky-Dinkins said:
What lie... when he got the awards confused? I believe I said "That is all." After I say that we are not allowed to debate any further.

All that and more,
Tom McGowan

And the number of awards.... And the Timeline.

And a bunch of other shit......

Everybody Knows O'Riely is a shithead.
Everybody knows that Franken is just a pain in the ass.

pixeljunkie · Aug 25, 2005

that list was funny...I peed a little

Magnaflux · Aug 25, 2005

Al Franken should eat shit and die gonorrhea.

I hope he gets cancer.

norton9478 · Aug 25, 2005

Magnaflux said:
Al Franken should eat shit and die gonorrhea.

I hope he gets cancer.

And I'm the crazy Wacko on these boards?

Read "Why not me?" It's a great book.

Magnaflux · Aug 25, 2005

Maybe Al Franken will choke to death on a cawk. :crying:

norton9478 · Aug 25, 2005

Magnaflux said:
Maybe Al Franken will choke to death on a cawk.

And to think that yesterday I was going to suggest "Stewart Saves his Family" as a great SNL movie made within the last 15 years.

Magnaflux · Aug 25, 2005

Sorry, I just hate Al Franken. It's irrational.

Remember Bobby's World? I hated the fucker that made that show too.

:crying:

norton9478 · Aug 25, 2005

Magnaflux said:
Remember Bobby's World? I hated the fucker that made that show too.

Now that's just Blasphemy.

Howie Mandel Rocks My Ass.

Magnaflux · Aug 25, 2005

Howie-fuckmeintheass-Mandel, how could I forget. I'd love to strangle him with guitar string and whip him with some electrical cord.

norton9478 · Aug 25, 2005

Magnaflux said:
Howie-fuckmeintheass-Mandel, how could I forget. I'd love to strangle him with guitar string and whip him with some electrical cord.

What was that show he was on back in the day? That was some wierd shit.

He was on leno last night. I just happened to catch hit. He dropped the mullet and has a Gotee/Shaved Head combo....

norton9478 · Aug 25, 2005

BoriquaSNK said:
What debate? The book debate?

I don't think you had the volume on, Franken caught O'Reilly in a boldfaced lie and O'Reilly flipped out on him.

Franken is a silly ass, and we love him for it.

It was Air America's first contributor who was the thief, the network fired him from the company over a year and a half ago and set up an escrow account to pay back the b & g club LOOONG before the investigation began, the douche bag was also removed from the board of directors.

I will agree with you to an extent though, every other show on the network other than Al's really fucking blows.

Love and Rockets,
Eric Morales

I tried to listen to that network... IT fucking sucked.... I wish I could get NPR on XM radio.

ferrarimanf355 · Aug 25, 2005

Magnaflux said:
Sorry, I just hate Al Franken. It's irrational.

Remember Bobby's World? I hated the fucker that made that show too.

I liked Bobby's World as a kid. Wait... nevermind... :oh_no:

And I hate liberals and conservatives equally. I'm a registered Democrat, but I'm considering a switch to Libertarian...

norton9478 · Aug 25, 2005

ferrarimanf355 said:
I liked Bobby's World as a kid. Wait... nevermind...
And I hate liberals and conservatives equally. I'm a registered Democrat, but I'm considering a switch to Libertarian...

Nah those people are dirtballs. They trust Coporations more than they trust the goverment. It's all a front.

Registration is a joke. I used to be registered conservative. But I was emabarresed by the Xenophobic spam that they would send me when I was in college. It was like some "Elders of Zion" shit.

Democrat is about as middle of the road as you can get.

But then there are the non liberal progressives in the green party.... We rule. We even shifted the 2000 Presidential Election.

aria · Aug 26, 2005

Congratulations (I think?).

Since you've already got school all planned out, I think you're doing the right thing. Never stick with a job you hate, just get what you can out of it and leave--and that sounds like exactly what you did.

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