How do I get girls to like me?

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Makismo

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Abasuto said:
Fuck, we need a 2nd thread just to post up the daily highlights of this thread.

I'm 5'11" 138lbs.
28" waist, 32.5" hips, 21" thighs, 12" bicep ( it only differs by .5" when flexed )
and I've still got 9% body fat. I think it's all on my ass though .

You gonna tell me we have equal body fat Mak ?

Pretty much yes. I just happen to have more muscle than you. I am 5'11" also and I weigh 160 pounds. So I have just 22 pounds on you. That extra weight is all muscle. If I lost the muscle, I would look like you. Besides, that is not a very good picture of me anyway. Once I get a decent digital camera with "HIGH" resolution, then you can see what I really look like. I am not flexing in that picture either. There is no fat on my arms by the way. I am hard as a brick.

Also, I have not heard from a single person who reps what I rep when it comes to the preacher bar. 120 pounds 10 times in a row when I am at my best. Today I am not at my best and I got 115 pounds, 8 times in a row. For some reason Spike thinks I am full of shit. he doesn't want to believe that it is possible that someone has stronger arms than he does. I may not have his size but size isn't everything. Strength is what is most important but having good msucle tone is also important. I want to be bigger (don't get me wrong) but I don't want to be too big. There is a difference.

I also used the ab wheel 60 times in a row today as well. That is a new record for me. That is all for now.
 

Vixen

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Makismo said:
Pretty much yes. I just happen to have more muscle than you. I am 5'11" also and I weigh 160 pounds. So I have just 22 pounds on you. That extra weight is all muscle. If I lost the muscle, I would look like you. Besides, that is not a very good picture of me anyway. Once I get a decent digital camera with "HIGH" resolution, then you can see what I really look like. I am not flexing in that picture either. There is no fat on my arms by the way. I am hard as a brick.

Also, I have not heard from a single person who reps what I rep when it comes to the preacher bar. 120 pounds 10 times in a row when I am at my best. Today I am not at my best and I got 115 pounds, 8 times in a row. For some reason Spike thinks I am full of shit. he doesn't want to believe that it is possible that someone has stronger arms than he does. I may not have his size but size isn't everything. Strength is what is most important but having good msucle tone is also important. I want to be bigger (don't get me wrong) but I don't want to be too big. There is a difference.

I also used the ab wheel 60 times in a row today as well. That is a new record for me. That is all for now.

This is my mate dave, TAKEN WITH A REALLY CRAP WEB CAM!!! he isnt flexing he's changing his tshirt! and he doesnt work out all the time and he doesnt claim to only be like 7% bodyfat or something gay like that! yet oh look... his arms dont look flabby and deformed like yours... DONT blame the camera its not the camera's fault you have gross deformed arms.
daveeeeee2.jpg
 

Big Shady

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Makismo said:
Pretty much yes. I just happen to have more muscle than you. I am 5'11" also and I weigh 160 pounds. So I have just 22 pounds on you. That extra weight is all muscle. If I lost the muscle, I would look like you. Besides, that is not a very good picture of me anyway. Once I get a decent digital camera with "HIGH" resolution, then you can see what I really look like. I am not flexing in that picture either. There is no fat on my arms by the way. I am hard as a brick.

Also, I have not heard from a single person who reps what I rep when it comes to the preacher bar. 120 pounds 10 times in a row when I am at my best. Today I am not at my best and I got 115 pounds, 8 times in a row. For some reason Spike thinks I am full of shit. he doesn't want to believe that it is possible that someone has stronger arms than he does. I may not have his size but size isn't everything. Strength is what is most important but having good msucle tone is also important. I want to be bigger (don't get me wrong) but I don't want to be too big. There is a difference.

I also used the ab wheel 60 times in a row today as well. That is a new record for me. That is all for now.

OMG Mask, like posted early, I WARM UP with 120! Then 5x5 with 185 or 3x10 155 on light days.

Squat = 1000lbs
Leg Press = 1200lbs
Bench = 450lbs

You're not strong.

Height 6'10"
Weight 335lbs
Chest 46"
Bicep 20"
Thigh 32"
Waist 42"

And you're not big either
 

Neo Mike

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Makismo said:
I want to be bigger (don't get me wrong) but I don't want to be too big. There is a difference.

I also used the ab wheel 60 times in a row today as well. That is a new record for me. That is all for now.


Haha. Weren't you ranting and raving about some "velvet deer antler" secret formula a while back that was some "magical supplement" you put under your tongue and armpits? I researched it in a medical / supplement guide, and found it has been proven to cause cancer? Hows that supp working for you now?

In case you haven't figured it out, there's no secret formula or magical supplement, just hard work. You are a joke.
 
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Ely13

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Mushiki said:
You see I had this brother who was mad at me
Cuz I told my home girl that he wasn’t packin’
Told the truth so I really don’t give a damn
That I spilled the beans on his little short stem man
Some of y’all be foolin’ us
Big feet big hands just plain big
The sex ain’t worth a damn
We women wanna know these things
If y’all got the bat but not the swang
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sQuareh4t3r

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Big Shady said:
This is going to turn into "Who's dick is bigger?!" real soon :emb:
Better hope it doesn't turn into a proper grammar competition, because you'd be as fucked as Belladonna in a maximum security prison (I'll bet Merc knows what I'm talking about).

But I'm sure you'll see the good-natured ribbing of this post, and not freak the fuck out ala wizkid. :D
 

abasuto

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My penis is only average size, but it looks big because I'm so skinny via comparison. I think it's safe to say I'm the David Copperfield of cock.
 

abasuto

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The man in that pic isn't the real Makismo, it's a clone. The real Mak escaped us after the metro-battle. We just needed a thread full of flames to activate the killer rage into our clones. Clone data transmission successful, mission accomplished. All operatives will be terminated.
 

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I went from doing +1's into -38 :crying:

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A wise man once said.

"A true spammer doesnt spam for posts, he spams to be annoying"

Don't be a spamming poser.
 

galfordo

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Arcademan said:
Stinky-Dinkins 1

:eek:

Now that is shocking. I'd think that Dinkins would be at least in the top ten of a thread like this.
 

DJQUIK1000

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all this wieghts talk is gay who cares who benchs and lifts what how does it affect your daily life lol sure your in good shape wow exciiting move on dam and my dick is the biggist :D oh ya and jessica alba is fine
 

jro

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Ms. Alba actually appears to be glancing back at her own ass, as if in appreciation of its magnificence.

And it is damn near perfect.
 

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galfordo said:
:eek:

Now that is shocking. I'd think that Dinkins would be at least in the top ten of a thread like this.

Remember the original account got merged into the "Chicago Cheeseburger Crew.,"
 

BryLmoo

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mak,

you should do more reps of less weight. that would define what you have. THEN i would focus on building more...if need be.
 

jro

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BryLmoo said:
mak,

you should do more reps of less weight. that would define what you have. THEN i would focus on building more...if need be.

No, no, no. Stop worrying about workout routines and steroids and Vixen's ass and coffee dates and bicep size and Big Shady's massive size and strength advantage and pottery and Blazing Star and Metal Slug 2 and smoking too much and gay men staring at you and the fact that Abasuto looks good in drag and ratemyknockers.com and the preacher bar and MP count...

Just start killing.

C'mon.

You know you want to.
 
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