Hi guys!
Five of the worst games on SNK's 24bit system's ever eh? Well OK if you insist!...
Double Dragon
Well if the quite frankly c**p Double Dragon 3 did not kill this legandary fighting game series in the arcade, this title did because it was absolutely dire! Now I do love my old school brawlers, I still play games like Power Instinct, Fatal Fury and Art of Fighting and the old samurai showdowns (samurai showdown 2 is my personal fave') from time to time but this is just complete trash that was based of the crappy movie and not from the great double dragon games of the past. This is the
WORST neo fighter you can buy, period. (and if anyone argue's to point that galaxy fight is they deserve a slap!
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Ghost Pilots
Gah this is the worst shmup on the system and it's not because it reminds me to much of 1942 because I LOVE 1942. It's the fact that Ghost piolts pretty much does everything wrong when it comes to making a great shoot-em-up. Everything about the game seems so sluggish and slow. The plane is so slow that it's almost becomes impossable at time to avoid things that would normaly be avoidable in most games and the best bit is that there is no way to speed the biplane up either. Also another grape is that the planes hit box is actualy bigger than the figgin' plane itself which makes life even harder for anyone trying to play this game without credit feeding the sucker. Also the later levels take way to freaking long, some in excess of over 10 mins! Dam I hate this game, no wonder why it's so cheap these days because it's the
WORST shmup on the neo without a doubt.
Temco World Soccer '96
Argh, this game lacks any kind of excitment when compaired to other football games around at the time like SNK's Super Sidekicks series and Taito's Hacktrick Hero games. This game is not only quite easy for a football game but it's also quite boring and the only good part about the game really is it's excellent voice samples and something that they like to call the faint system which in my opinion slows the game down to a crawl and makes the game quiteb oring actualy. Now some might argue that Soccer Brawl should take this game's place but Soccer Brawl is still fun to play after all these years despite how basic the game is. Also keep in mind that Soccer Brawl was a first generation title and TWS'96 was not. This is the
WORST sports game on the Neo Geo in my opinion, no wonder it did not get a AES release!
Eightman
GAH this game is terrable, no seriously it is. It's supposed to be a action platforming game were you run about Two Crude Dude style and beat everybody up with your super powers but this game just plays so badly. The graphics although you can tell they are first gen, they are just terrable even by first gen standards. I mean seriously even games like Mutant Nation were better animated and better lookin than this. I am seriously wondering how this game actualy got by the playtesting department because this game is by farthe
WORST platformer/action game on the Neo.
Thrash Rally
Anyone who buys this instead of over top needs their heads examinded. Thrash Rally (or Trash Rally as I know me and a lot of other people like to call it) is pure racing garbage down to it's purest form. Now it's not the viewpoint that I'm bitching about here, it's the fact that the car is so slow to respond to turn properly around the corners even when you are going dead slow. I guess it's the way that the programe is made, but this game is poor to play and is also not that hot on the presenation department either. Avoid this game like the black plauge milkshake because it's the
WORST driving game for the neo.
OK I'm done, sorry that took so long but I like to explain why I dislike game as supossed to just making a list. Thanks to KLOV for the pics!