AEW DOUBLE OR NOTHING PPV RESULTS: 5-25-19
Better late than never (especially with my current life events)...
Results courtesy of
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(A) CASINO BATTLE ROYAL
(My DirectTV feed started five minutes late.) A few minutes in, Billy Gunn came up behind MJF and threw him over the top rope, but MJF stood on the ring apron. Bria Pillman Jr. then went after Joey Janella with a flying tackle. They did various spots where wrestlers nearly landed on the floor.
The next batch included Marco Stunt and Tommy Dreamer, among others. Dream bashed people in the heads with trash can lids including Jimmy Havoc. A “Tommy Dreamer!” chant started. The 21st entrant was Hangman Page. The announcer called it was Page when the camera, inexcusably cut back to the ring and not to the entrance stage. (WWE makes mistakes like that, but it’s rare. I can’t even imagine what was going through the director’s head to not stay on the stage, and perhaps just as much of a miscue was the announcer – not sure if it was Marvez or Excalibur – saying it was Page before the camera cut back to show him.)
Stunt and Jungle Boy went after Ace Romero mid-ring. Romero tossed Stunt out of the ring by catching him mid-air. Havoc eventually eliminated Dreamer. Havoc bite the fingers of Jungle Boy causing him to lose his grip on the top rope and drop to the floor.
Luchasauraus, Page, Havoc, and MJF were the last four in the ring. Luchasaurus knocked Havoc to the floor. Page then ducked a charging Luchasauraus and knocked him over the top rope to eliminate him. MJF had been legally hiding at ringside, but ran in to eliminate Page, but Page held on. MJF prematurely celebrated, and then Page clothesline him over the top rope to win.
WINNER: Page to earn one slot in the AEW World Title match, facing the winner of the Chris Jericho vs. Kenny Omega main event.
Rough start. Just too many wrestlers all at once out of context for a new audience, and with all due respect to Tommy Dreamer’s backstory, we didn’t need in 2019 him out there hitting people with trash can lids. There were amateurish looking spots and overacting throughout. It was just a clustermess of people who had no business being within a mile of a lucky shot at winning and becoming the other half of AEW’s first title match. No suspense at the end because nobody in that final four other than Page was a potential winner. It sent a poor opening message to people watching the free show to decide whether to order the PPV portion.
(B) SAMMY GUEVARA vs. “SUPER BAD” KIP SABIAN
Marvez thanked those watching on iTV watching late in the UK and invited them to buy the event on PPV. The camera man was surprised by a Guavara dive and barely caught the end of it, which the announcers noted. Understandably the announcers are hard-selling the PPV, but in the process are overselling the action on the pre-show as “the reason” to order in a infomercial pitchman way rather than a professional sportscaster way. It’s not awful, but it feels like a little much. Late in the match Guavara landed a guillotine shooting star press off the ring apron onto Sabian who was leaning over the ringside barricade. Back in the ring Sabian lifted his knees on a 630 attempt and then Sabian quickly finished him with his finisher for the three count.
WINNER: Kip Sabian in 10:00. (**)
Some good wrestling, but again from a standpoint of AEW branding themselves early and trying to sell people on a PPV, this came across as two wrestlers doing nice moves that you might like to see again, but just not enough time to establish why viewers should be invested in them.
DOUBLE OR NOTHING PPV EVENT
(1) STRONG HEARTS (Cima & T-Hawk & Lindaman from OWE) vs. SCU (Christopher Daniels & Kaz & Scorpio Sky)
SCU came out first. They did a little mic work. The announcers talked early in the match about the time difference with China and Vegas, forecasting a loss by building in an excuse. Marvez at one point said SCU is a new team, which is crazy. Excalibur clarified without showing up Marvez a minute later. Ross referred to the OWE wrestlers as Chinese, but they’re Japanese wrestlers performing for OWE, and Cima in particular is a big Japanese name for the last 15 years. Pretty much start to finish steady action with one spot after another.
WINNER: SCU in 14:00. (**3/4)
Good athleticism throughout. A showcase spotfest, but not really much else came out of it. Ross did some play-by-play, but Excalibur jumped in and seemed to call most of the moves, sometimes yelling and over-modulating in a jarring way. The announcer team felt like three play-by-play men and no personality or chemistry yet.
(2) “SMILY” KYLIE RAE vs. “THE NATIVE BEAST” NYLA ROSE vs. DR. BRITT BAKER, D.M.D vs. AWESOME KONG
Ross said you can’t help but like Rae. Marvez said her smile lights up the room. After the three women made their ring entrance, out walked Brandi Rhodes. Allie asked if she was “inserting herself into this match.” She was in her ring gear. Brandi said the women in the ring shouldn’t look confused like they lied to her. She said she meant it when she told them that this Triple Threat match could be a great match, she 100 percent meant it. “But I ran into a problem,” she said. “I don’t want a great match. I want a match that is awesome.” Then out came Awesome Kong. The crowd popped. Ross said there is no one like this woman.
All three went after Kong when the match began. Kong knocked Rose out, then went after the other two. Brit pulled the ropes down and Kong tumbled to the floor. Kylie and Brit then squared off. A minute later Kong caught Brit at ringside, then Kylie dove onto both of them at ringside. Rose and Kylie then battled. Rose scored a two count with a soft cover after dominating. Marvez hyped the “Fight for the Fallen” on July 13 in Jacksonville, Fla. Brit came in and scored a two count on Rose. They cut to a wide shot of the arena as Brit had Kylie covered for a two count (which was an awkward director’s choice, not sensing at all the key moment of the match happening).
Brit and Kylie set up Rose for a superplex, but Kong entered and powerbombed all three to the mat. An “Awesome Kong!” chant broke out. Kong set up Brit for a move at ringside, but Brit fought out of it. Kong delivered a spinning backfist instead, then threw her into the ring. Kong set up an Awesome Bomb on the ring apron, but Brit escaped and kicked Kong off the ring apron. Rose then speared Kong hard into the ringside steps. Brit and Kylie battled in the ring next. Kylie kicked Brit in the head with a loud slapping sound. She overshot on it badly and it showed light, but Ross said it was “right to the temple.” Brandi hung out at ringside conspicuously. Kylie dead lift German suplexed Brit for a two count. Kylie showed fire, but turned and ate a kick to the face. brit then gave her an ushi giroshi for the win.
WINNER: Brit Baker in 11:00. (**3/4)
Some awkward exchanges, but mostly exciting with steady action. Again, Excalibur seemed to be the most prepared to call the moves by their names.
(3) THE BEST FRIENDS (Trent Barretta & Chuck Taylor) vs. JACK EVANS & ANGELICO
Excalibur noted that it’s the AEW debut of Barretta and Taylor. (Both teams had neon green accents on their gear. That shouldn’t happen.) Angelico and Evans broke up an early hug attempt by Barretta and Taylor. Ross said Evans is like a deadly wasp with a deadly stinger. When the Best Friends finally hugged, it got a pop. Taylor lifted Evans into a crucifix and then Barretta then gave him a cutter for a near fall. When Angelico and Evans took over, fans chanted “Best Friends.” Angelico gave Barretta a running crucifix bomb. Evans then landed a top rope 630 for a near fall, but Chucky T made the save. An “A-E-Dub!” chant broke out. then came a “This is awesome!” chant. Taylor lifted Evans onto his shoulders and then Chucky T leaped off the top rope with a flying doomsday knee. Excalibur was doing the heavy lifting on naming the moves. Taylor leaped off the ropes and stomped Evans into the mat and Barretta. Ross said he hopes this is a sign of tag team wrestling becoming great again. He talked about being a big fans of tag teams when he was a kid including The Kentuckians and The Assassins.
WINNERS: Barretta & Taylor in 13:00. (***)
Another nice dose of athletic highspots. It’s tough without TV and backstories to really do much more than just try to dazzle with athleticism. Evans and Angelico stood out with some graceful flying moves and double-team moves.
-After the match, the lights went out as the Best Friends were lobbying for a hug. Then the lights came on and Excalibur yelled, “What are they doing here?” Marvez asked who they were. It was the Super Smash Brothers, but no one said their name. The lights went out again. Then several masked wrestlers joined the other two and beat on all four wrestlers. Marvez said the great tag match was spoiled by “these goons.” Nobody on the announce team would say who the wrestlers were by name even though Excalibur indicated he knew which was just awkward. They should have had a name for them they felt comfortable saying instead of putting the announcers in that awkward position. (Might I humbly suggest The Smash Experience?) The lights went out again and came on and they formed a human throne.
One of many things AEW could do to set the tone on in terms of being different and starting a new era of presentation of pro wrestling is avoiding the tired and overplayed and, frankly, silly “lights out, someone shows up mid-ring” schtick. If someone “isn’t supposed to be there,” but they take control of the lighting in the arena, it just defies logic. It feels like a 1990s concept that a lot of bad companies and bookers have overdone over the years. AEW should fine fresh ways to present the product and fall back on these tired overplayed cliched.
(4) HIKARU SHIDA & RIHO & RYO MIZUNAMI vs. AJA KONG & YUKA SAKAZAKI & EMI SAKURA
The announcers talked about the background of Aja Kong. Ross said he has never called a match with her before. Kong no-sold Riho’s offense a few minutes in and then basically sat up on a pin attempt pretending there was a kickout. Kong then landed a leaping pile driver, but her cover was broken up by Shida and Mizunami. Marvez talked about fans chanting “This is wrestling” and said this is indeed pro wrestling. A few minutes later Riho avoided a top rope elbow by Kong. Shida tagged in and went after Kong with an enzuigiri. Sakura interfered with a kick. Kong tried to use a trash can. Shida brought in a kendo stick. Shida went for a flying knee, but Kong blocked it with a can and tagged in Sakura who led the crowd in claps and the singing of “We Will Rock You!” Kong and Sakura eventually double teamed Shida and scored what appeared to be a two count, but the bell rang. Fans loudly chanted “You f—ed up!” The ref signaled the match should continue. Sakura and Riho battled, but Kong entered and mistakenly back-fisted her partner. Shida then finished off Sakura with a running knee.
WINNERS: Shida & Kong & Sakazaki in 13:00. (**1/2)
Some good action, some not so good action in this one. The mistaken bell ringing is bad. Really, this is just too many wrestlers doing too many spotfests. I think AEW would be better with an NXT Takeover format with a three hour max show with six matches focused on the primary stars. This is just too many wrestlers on the show from the battle royal to all of these tag matches. It’s ultimately a blur of appearances and spots. It’s not brand-building, it’s an international all-star show that feels exciting and exhilarating at times, but also overwhelming and busy and hardly exclusive.