Behold the NeoGeo Mini Big...

jeffkun34

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That’s cute, it even has a hole to slap the sex toy of your choice into. SNK truly knows their market.
 

ysselcneogeo

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Why cant they just take the fucking mini and make a arcade1up style mini candy cab? Something that people would actually want.
 

famicommander

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How many people on this site will buy that stupid shit?
 

StevenK

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I don't think I even understand what this is, some kind of pillow?

Japanese people sleep sat at desks with their arms warmed?
 

Neo Alec

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This will be the butt of jokes here, but honestly it's just harmless, pointless swag. The Neo Geo Land in Akihabara is a whole store of this stuff. It has nothing to do with the part of SNK you and I care about (the games).
 

Heinz

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I don't think I even understand what this is, some kind of pillow?

Japanese people sleep sat at desks with their arms warmed?

Japanese people sleep practically anywhere, trains, parks, up against a wall, on a railing... It's a thing.
 

theMot

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The holes are there so you can stick your hands in and jack yourself off without anyone knowing.
 

[OCEAN]

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This will be the butt of jokes here, but honestly it's just harmless, pointless swag. The Neo Geo Land in Akihabara is a whole store of this stuff. It has nothing to do with the part of SNK you and I care about (the games).

Sure thing, yet the product itself (and its price!) is strange as hell. I mean, most of the stuff in the NeoGeo Land shop was merchandising based on SNK's games and characters, but this... is just weird stuff. 100% sure it will sell out though, since it seems to be a limited edition.
 

Gaston

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At least it has plenty of white so you won't see the cum stains.
 

Hasuki-san

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if you drill a hole in the screen you can use it as a mobile camping toilet. So still useful
 

KRONOS

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I'm assuming the Japanese text means it's a self-suffocation device after you realize the neo mini is chit.
 

NGT

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Inb4 someone tries to gut it and put a screen in it, lol
 

gray117

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This will be the butt of jokes here, but honestly it's just harmless, pointless swag. The Neo Geo Land in Akihabara is a whole store of this stuff. It has nothing to do with the part of SNK you and I care about (the games).

It was cool to see some of the art repros+prints. But yep.

Still, for the people that want this kind of stuff I suppose it's better than the body pillows route... and odd cg avatar outreaches..
 
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