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    Behold the NeoGeo Mini Big...

    Well, it seems SNK has definitely gone nuts. Here's their latest product in our beloved NeoGeo Mini line:

    NGMini.jpg

    NGMini2.jpg

    And the Rakuten link, just in case someone feels the necessity of sleeping over a plush miniature arcade gone big: https://item.rakuten.co.jp/gantakush...2id=af_101_0_0

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    That’s cute, it even has a hole to slap the sex toy of your choice into. SNK truly knows their market.

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    Why cant they just take the fucking mini and make a arcade1up style mini candy cab? Something that people would actually want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ysselcneogeo View Post
    Why cant they just take the fucking mini and make a arcade1up style mini candy cab? Something that people would actually want.
    Nobody wants that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ysselcneogeo View Post
    ...arcade1up style mini candy cab...
    Thatís exactly what I thought this was when I saw the thread title.

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    How many people on this site will buy that stupid shit?

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    I don't think I even understand what this is, some kind of pillow?

    Japanese people sleep sat at desks with their arms warmed?

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    This will be the butt of jokes here, but honestly it's just harmless, pointless swag. The Neo Geo Land in Akihabara is a whole store of this stuff. It has nothing to do with the part of SNK you and I care about (the games).

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    200 bucks for a pillow which on top looks uncomfortable and ugly as hell


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    Quote Originally Posted by StevenK View Post
    I don't think I even understand what this is, some kind of pillow?

    Japanese people sleep sat at desks with their arms warmed?
    Japanese people sleep practically anywhere, trains, parks, up against a wall, on a railing... It's a thing.


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    The holes are there so you can stick your hands in and jack yourself off without anyone knowing.
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    This place is a pool of toxic garbage. A bunch of old, grumpy, hateful, negative, hater assholes that don't even play Neo Geo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neo Alec View Post
    This will be the butt of jokes here, but honestly it's just harmless, pointless swag. The Neo Geo Land in Akihabara is a whole store of this stuff. It has nothing to do with the part of SNK you and I care about (the games).
    Sure thing, yet the product itself (and its price!) is strange as hell. I mean, most of the stuff in the NeoGeo Land shop was merchandising based on SNK's games and characters, but this... is just weird stuff. 100% sure it will sell out though, since it seems to be a limited edition.

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    At least it has plenty of white so you won't see the cum stains.
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    if you drill a hole in the screen you can use it as a mobile camping toilet. So still useful

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    I'm assuming the Japanese text means it's a self-suffocation device after you realize the neo mini is chit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theMot View Post
    The holes are there so you can stick your hands in and jack yourself off without anyone knowing.

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    as if the neogeo mini design is iconic enough to warrant an entire massive plush

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    Quote Originally Posted by Massive Urethra Chode View Post
    as if the neogeo mini design is iconic enough to warrant an entire massive plush
    Quiet you or you'll upset all the manbabies here who bought one.


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    Inb4 someone tries to gut it and put a screen in it, lol
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    My daughter would love that

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    Almost 200e for that shit.... and there is not even a toshiba tube inside

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    Quote Originally Posted by theMot View Post
    The holes are there so you can stick your hands in and jack yourself off without anyone knowing.
    So like Dick in a Box 'cept its an MVS Mini?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neo Alec View Post
    This will be the butt of jokes here, but honestly it's just harmless, pointless swag. The Neo Geo Land in Akihabara is a whole store of this stuff. It has nothing to do with the part of SNK you and I care about (the games).
    It was cool to see some of the art repros+prints. But yep.

    Still, for the people that want this kind of stuff I suppose it's better than the body pillows route... and odd cg avatar outreaches..

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