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    Sega advice

    When I was 12 years old, I mentioned to my classmates that I had preordered a Dreamcast. One of the true nerds of my class, who was very cocky about his grades but tried to act blasé otherwise, said, "I'm not the type of person like you who is easily sold by pretty graphics alone. I'm doing the smart thing and waiting for the PS2." He then walked away before I could even form a rebuttal; I was so amused by the pomp of this 3'6" turd, especially given that he was a dedicated N64 user.

    He moved away, but was back in town 10 years later. My friends were playing basketball and he happened to be there. As he dribbled toward the net, I ran at him, full speed. I extended my arm across his body, grabbed the basketball, and caught his chest in the process, clotheslining him.

    My Sega advice is to exact revenge upon those who so dare to insult your taste, your reason, your passion. Grab their ball and make it your own.

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    Fakexsound is on fire lately.
    I'm surrounded by console peasants

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    Nah bruh, I'm good with my own balls.

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    ok, this thread rules. thank you fxs
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    Quote Originally Posted by fakeXsound View Post
    When I was 12 years old, I mentioned to my classmates that I had preordered a Dreamcast. One of the true nerds of my class, who was very cocky about his grades but tried to act blasé otherwise, said, "I'm not the type of person like you who is easily sold by pretty graphics alone. I'm doing the smart thing and waiting for the PS2." He then walked away before I could even form a rebuttal; I was so amused by the pomp of this 3'6" turd, especially given that he was a dedicated N64 user.

    He moved away, but was back in town 10 years later. My friends were playing basketball and he happened to be there. As he dribbled toward the net, I ran at him, full speed. I extended my arm across his body, grabbed the basketball, and caught his chest in the process, clotheslining him.

    My Sega advice is to exact revenge upon those who so dare to insult your taste, your reason, your passion. Grab their ball and make it your own.
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    The doll fucker is a case in point: can you imagine someone like that in Italy? I find it easier to imagine a gay unicorn doing cartwheels in my living room.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fakeXsound View Post
    "I'm not the type of person like you who is easily sold by pretty graphics alone. I'm doing the smart thing and waiting for the PS2..”
    Early PS2 games looked shitty next to Dreamcast versions because of lack of Anti Aliasing, so your little gay friend got what he wanted

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    Quote Originally Posted by JockMan View Post
    Early PS2 games looked shitty next to Dreamcast versions because of lack of Anti Aliasing, so your little gay friend got what he wanted
    I don't think they were friends to begin with. The gay part is true though.
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    The doll fucker is a case in point: can you imagine someone like that in Italy? I find it easier to imagine a gay unicorn doing cartwheels in my living room.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fakeXsound View Post
    When I was 12 years old, I mentioned to my classmates that I had preordered a Dreamcast. One of the true nerds of my class, who was very cocky about his grades but tried to act blasé otherwise, said, "I'm not the type of person like you who is easily sold by pretty graphics alone. I'm doing the smart thing and waiting for the PS2." He then walked away before I could even form a rebuttal; I was so amused by the pomp of this 3'6" turd, especially given that he was a dedicated N64 user.

    He moved away, but was back in town 10 years later. My friends were playing basketball and he happened to be there. As he dribbled toward the net, I ran at him, full speed. I extended my arm across his body, grabbed the basketball, and caught his chest in the process, clotheslining him.

    My Sega advice is to exact revenge upon those who so dare to insult your taste, your reason, your passion. Grab their ball and make it your own.
    You trying to tell us you’re a faggot or something?
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    This place is a pool of toxic garbage. A bunch of old, grumpy, hateful, negative, hater assholes that don't even play Neo Geo.

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    Fakexsound is just trying to come out of the closet to us all. His dreamcast was his ass to his friends penis2, finally after 10 years they came together, dribbling.



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    That whole clotheslining incident surely seems like the actions of a repressed homosexual.
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    This place is a pool of toxic garbage. A bunch of old, grumpy, hateful, negative, hater assholes that don't even play Neo Geo.

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    There’s always a sexual undercurrent to fakexsound threads http://www.neo-geo.com/forums/showth...He-Eat-Hot-Dog

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    Quote Originally Posted by fakeXsound View Post
    When I was 12 years old, I mentioned to my classmates that I had preordered a Dreamcast. One of the true nerds of my class, who was very cocky about his grades but tried to act blasé otherwise, said, "I'm not the type of person like you who is easily sold by pretty graphics alone. I'm doing the smart thing and waiting for the PS2." He then walked away before I could even form a rebuttal; I was so amused by the pomp of this 3'6" turd, especially given that he was a dedicated N64 user.

    He moved away, but was back in town 10 years later. My friends were playing basketball and he happened to be there. As he dribbled toward the net, I ran at him, full speed. I extended my arm across his body, grabbed the basketball, and caught his chest in the process, clotheslining him.

    My Sega advice is to exact revenge upon those who so dare to insult your taste, your reason, your passion. Grab their ball and make it your own.
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    You trying to tell us you’re a faggot or something?
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    That whole clotheslining incident surely seems like the actions of a repressed homosexual.
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    The doll fucker is a case in point: can you imagine someone like that in Italy? I find it easier to imagine a gay unicorn doing cartwheels in my living room.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JockMan View Post
    There’s always a sexual undercurrent to fakexsound threads http://www.neo-geo.com/forums/showth...He-Eat-Hot-Dog
    madman >>>>>>> this faggot

    And I say that as someone who didn't like madman

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    It was a touching story about two young boys. Nothing gay about that.
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    You really loved that old man Sage, I’m sorry for touching a nerve. Maybe I’ll eat some grass and pinenuts next in his memory. (I won’t, but it’s the thought that counts)

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    My SEGA advice is to hide drugs in the battery compartment of your Saturn.

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    Gay? I think not! The 1999 conversation in this story happened in the middle school boys' locker room, the epitome of masculinity.

    Quote Originally Posted by Famicommander View Post
    My SEGA advice is to hide drugs in the battery compartment of your Saturn.
    I actually think about this a lot. What fed would think to open up an arcade stick when searching a home for drugs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Famicommander View Post
    My SEGA advice is to hide drugs in the battery compartment of your Saturn.
    More drug storage room in the expansion bay of a fat PS2.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fakeXsound View Post
    He moved away, but was back in town 10 years later. My friends were playing basketball and he happened to be there. As he dribbled toward the net, I ran at him, full speed. I extended my arm across his body, grabbed the basketball, and caught his chest in the process, clotheslining him.
    So if you replace basketball with cawk & net w/ asshole, this has got to be the gayest thing i've read in Neo hyphen Geo. The only thing more gay would been a Double Dribble.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChopstickSamurai View Post
    More drug storage room in the expansion bay of a fat PS2.
    That should go in a Sony advice thread. Ban plz.

    A Master System 2 can be used to hide drugs under the cartridge slot protector. You could fit enough ketamine to kill an elephant in there.

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    The Dreamcast is really very good system. I need more games for mine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SouthAmericaNeo View Post
    The Dreamcast is really very good system. I need more games for mine.
    The Dreamcast must've just come out in Chile.



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    This threat gets a solid 2 out 4 from me. Good show!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lachlan View Post
    The Dreamcast must've just come out in Chile.
    I am in the states now but yes, Sega is very big in south America. We had the master system for a while and many clone mega drives. I feel the Dreamcast is the best system ever made by Sega and perhaps all time. It played NES games and I still use mine for that till this day.
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