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Lemony Vengeance

Mitt Romney's Hairdresser,
Joined
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Hey guys. I know it's been a while since I've been here and joked around with you all. Nearly two years, to be honest. There are a few people here who know what's been going on and suggested that I get things in order before I start reaching out to goof off again, and now that things are FINALLY settling down, I feel like I can get back to where I was before this whole mess happened.

For those that don't know, here's the Reader's Digest version.
Spoiler:

  • Wife left me.
  • Got Diagnosed with a Genetic autoimmune disorder.
  • Got divorced.
  • ex wife remarried a complete loser
  • I found out loser's history before my ex did and told her about it
  • ex pulled what all c-unit ex's do and fabricates offenses, then called the cops.
  • I spent the summer entangled in the bullshit legal system.
  • ex-wife finally gets the marriage to husband #2 annulled.
  • Finally rid myself of the legal crap about three weeks ago.


Like I said, there's a LOT more to it. If you follow me on instagram or facebook you've gotten a little taste of what I've been doing in the background.. Moped around a bit, pissed my friends all off and pushed them away.. still making stuff, although my heart really hasn't been in it as much as before.

For those I've pissed off, I'm legitimately sorry. I was an ass. And I was a whiny ass. And I was a real piece of shit. Maybe one day I can be on talking terms with everyone I've pissed off. until then, I'm just here (or where ever I'm at) to goof off. God knows I need it. :D

Here's hoping for smooth sailing from here on out.
 

Viewpoint

Art of Typing Wiz, , ,
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Reading that spoiler makes me 100% glad I never got married.
 

StevenK

ng.com SFII tournament winner 2002-2023
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Lemony - but not bitter.
 

neo_mao

Been There., Done That., It Was Shit.,
15 Year Member
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To joke is to be human. Welcome back


So what was wrong with the wife’s new ex? Was he a 2 > X guy???
 

Heinz

Parteizeit
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We're only getting one side of the story here...
 

lithy

Most Prominent Member of Chat
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So now we get ex nudes?
 

Lemony Vengeance

Mitt Romney's Hairdresser,
Joined
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Posts
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So now we get ex nudes?
No. Thankfully. Seriously. She refused to even talk seductively.

So what was wrong with the wife’s new ex? Was he a 2 > X guy???

Lots of stuff. Mostly legal.. mostly felonious.

We're only getting one side of the story here...

naturally, and it's heavily pared down because I know how ravenous the lads can get here. Lets just say that I could sell the rights to the Lifetime Movie Network... it's that intense.
 

LoneSage

A Broken Man
20 Year Member
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Dec 20, 2004
Posts
44,744
this guy's life is in shambles and a 'welcome back bro' is worth as much as someone you don't care about typing 'hbd' in your birthday thread

this is kind of a big deal and i dunno what to do
 

Heinz

Parteizeit
15 Year Member
Joined
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Posts
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this guy's life is in shambles and a 'welcome back bro' is worth as much as someone you don't care about typing 'hbd' in your birthday thread

this is kind of a big deal and i dunno what to do

Drink a few beers in their name and forget about it, like me.
 

Dr Shroom

made it in japan
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No worries, I'm sure he has a couple of other wives.
 

evil wasabi

The Jongmaster
20 Year Member
Joined
Aug 20, 2000
Posts
60,434
Hey guys. I know it's been a while since I've been here and joked around with you all. Nearly two years, to be honest. There are a few people here who know what's been going on and suggested that I get things in order before I start reaching out to goof off again, and now that things are FINALLY settling down, I feel like I can get back to where I was before this whole mess happened.

For those that don't know, here's the Reader's Digest version.
Spoiler:

  • Wife left me.
  • Got Diagnosed with a Genetic autoimmune disorder.
  • Got divorced.
  • ex wife remarried a complete loser
  • I found out loser's history before my ex did and told her about it
  • ex pulled what all c-unit ex's do and fabricates offenses, then called the cops.
  • I spent the summer entangled in the bullshit legal system.
  • ex-wife finally gets the marriage to husband #2 annulled.
  • Finally rid myself of the legal crap about three weeks ago.


Like I said, there's a LOT more to it. If you follow me on instagram or facebook you've gotten a little taste of what I've been doing in the background.. Moped around a bit, pissed my friends all off and pushed them away.. still making stuff, although my heart really hasn't been in it as much as before.

For those I've pissed off, I'm legitimately sorry. I was an ass. And I was a whiny ass. And I was a real piece of shit. Maybe one day I can be on talking terms with everyone I've pissed off. until then, I'm just here (or where ever I'm at) to goof off. God knows I need it. :D

Here's hoping for smooth sailing from here on out.

Dammmmmmmn boy. Hope your magical underwear was fresh to protect you from all the shit eagles.
 

c0nn0r

If I could have, My time back, I'd keep it in ma'
10 Year Member
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Welcome back Lemony. Glad you made it through that mess.
 

FilthyRear

Neo-Geo.com's, Top Rated Bully.,
15 Year Member
Joined
Jan 24, 2007
Posts
8,152
Hey guys. I know it's been a while since I've been here and joked around with you all. Nearly two years, to be honest. There are a few people here who know what's been going on and suggested that I get things in order before I start reaching out to goof off again, and now that things are FINALLY settling down, I feel like I can get back to where I was before this whole mess happened.

For those that don't know, here's the Reader's Digest version.
Spoiler:

  • Wife left me.
  • Got Diagnosed with a Genetic autoimmune disorder.
  • Got divorced.
  • ex wife remarried a complete loser
  • I found out loser's history before my ex did and told her about it
  • ex pulled what all c-unit ex's do and fabricates offenses, then called the cops.
  • I spent the summer entangled in the bullshit legal system.
  • ex-wife finally gets the marriage to husband #2 annulled.
  • Finally rid myself of the legal crap about three weeks ago.


Like I said, there's a LOT more to it. If you follow me on instagram or facebook you've gotten a little taste of what I've been doing in the background.. Moped around a bit, pissed my friends all off and pushed them away.. still making stuff, although my heart really hasn't been in it as much as before.

For those I've pissed off, I'm legitimately sorry. I was an ass. And I was a whiny ass. And I was a real piece of shit. Maybe one day I can be on talking terms with everyone I've pissed off. until then, I'm just here (or where ever I'm at) to goof off. God knows I need it. :D

Here's hoping for smooth sailing from here on out.

Sounds like you got raped in the ass by the ex.
 

pixeljunkie

Whilst Drunk., I Found God., Booze = Bad.,
20 Year Member
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As bad as that sounds, still better than Bibliophile's field trip
 

HDRchampion

Before you sell me something, ask how well my baby
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Do you get to keep your arcade cabs after the divorce?

What was the reason she left you?
 

Rot

Calvin & Hobbes, ,
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Posts
11,441
What a horror show...

TBH... most of us are at the stage in our lives where Life tends to take more that it gives....

Glad you're back Lemony... keep a stiff upper lip and all...

xROTx

PS. One day... I want to read a story about how life has given you something cool.... like a new sense of perspective.... some sorta karma experience....

It's been a depressing few days in terms of the forum... but as with all things... That's life...
 

Syn

There can be only one.
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Sorry you had to deal with all that crap but it's over.

Glad you're back!
 
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