Trump’s Penis Looks Like Toad From Mario Kart, Says Stormy Daniels

wyo

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https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-penis-looks-like-toad-from-mario-kart-says-stormy-daniels

“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes in a book fittingly titled Full Disclosure. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool… I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart... It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”
 

titchgamer

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https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-penis-looks-like-toad-from-mario-kart-says-stormy-daniels

“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes in a book fittingly titled Full Disclosure. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool… I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart... It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”

WOW....

That has just perked me up LMAO
 

@M

Vanessa's Drinking Buddy,
20 Year Member
Stormy was lucky she survived the encounter unscathed, what if Trump's toad had unleashed a trio of spinning red Koopa shells during coitus? There would have been turtle shards and porn star chunks everywhere. Trump's dick would survive unscathed of course, he's special like that.
 
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evil wasabi

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Stormy was lucky she survived the encounter unscathed, what if Trump's toad had unleashed a trio of spinning red Koopa shells during coitus? There would have been turtle shards and porn star chunks everywhere. Trump's dick would survive unscathed of course, he's special like that.

Pretty sure the trump mobile only fires out banana peels like donkey Kong.
 

fake

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I'm still somewhat surprised that Trump is straight. Just going by his flamboyant mannerisms and his chintzy taste, I'd have though he preferred a cruise down Rainbow Road if you know what I mean.
 

StevenK

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I'm still somewhat surprised that Trump is straight. Just going by his flamboyant mannerisms and his chintzy taste, I'd have though he preferred a cruise down Rainbow Road if you know what I mean.

Perhaps he's only bent on the last lap.
 

neo_mao

Been There., Done That., It Was Shit.,
15 Year Member
Wow Stormy Daniels like Mario Kart.

Hey I like Mario Kart like too!

Maybe...just maybe I have a shot with her now!
 

Ip Man

BBLLOOOO__HHAARRDDDDDD!!!!,
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nintendo's going to lose a lot of sales from this.
 
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@M

Vanessa's Drinking Buddy,
20 Year Member
Pretty sure the trump mobile only fires out banana peels like donkey Kong.

trump ky jelly.jpg

Wow Stormy Daniels like Mario Kart.

Hey I like Mario Kart like too!

Maybe...just maybe I have a shot with her now!

Years ago, I can remember several guys voicing that same opinion when they learned that Asia Carrera liked playing Unreal Tournament.
 

@M

Vanessa's Drinking Buddy,
20 Year Member
Never been, what was surreal about it? Did Asia actually participate in the conversations?
 

LoneSage

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20 Year Member
I dunno, I just looked at my own penis for a solid minute and wondered if mine was unusual too. This is one of the few times where I think it's irrelevant to bash Trump. Honestly this prostitute should be grateful she fucked Trump, this is the highlight of her career, she got a book deal out of it, and is most definitely making a lot of money from this situation.

I'm still somewhat surprised that Trump is straight. Just going by his flamboyant mannerisms and his chintzy taste.

More people than I care to admit are surprised about the same with me, for similar reasons. I blame JoJo and anime
 

evil wasabi

The Jongmaster
20 Year Member
Never been, what was surreal about it? Did Asia actually participate in the conversations?

Yeah, it was basically her and some other random people chatting about whatever. To me it was surreal that she was in the same channel with us plebs, yet I had seen inside her.
 

wingzrow

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Is this what peak Trump news looks like? We're reaching levels of shitposting talked about only in legend.
 
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