Body Piercings and how they affect everyday activities

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So, many years ago (like, 2002) I got a Prince Albert.
I've had it so long I just take it for granted. However, the ring has a bad habit of causing urine to spray in a fan. I prefer tall urinals because they catch everything anyway...but at home I tend to sit down to pee, ESPECIALLY in the middle of the night, because I hate having to clean piss off the floor or my leg.
If I take it out, then I have 2 distinct streams. :oh_no:
I'm curious who else has piercings, and unexpected ways it has changed your behavior(s).
 
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benjammin1701 said:
So, many years ago (like, 2002) I got a Prince Albert.
I've had it so long I just take it for granted. However, the ring has a bad habit of causing urine to spray in a fan. I prefer tall urinals because they catch everything anyway...but at home I tend to sit down to pee, ESPECIALLY in the middle of the night, because I hate having to clean piss off the floor or my leg.
If I take it out, then I have 2 distinct streams. :oh_no:
I'm curious who else has piercings, and unexpected ways it has changed your behavior(s).
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I've only got a ring in my lip and outside of biting down on it a couple times when it was new, it didn't really make any long term difference. I've heard if you aren't careful though you can crack teeth on it.
 
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Tw3ek said:
I've only got a ring in my lip and outside of biting down on it a couple times when it was new, it didn't really make any long term difference. I've heard if you aren't careful though you can crack teeth on it.
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Does it get any kind of buildup that has to be cleaned regularly? I have to take mine out and soak it overnight in vinegar every few months.
 
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benjammin1701 said:
Does it get any kind of buildup that has to be cleaned regularly? I have to take mine out and soak it overnight in vinegar every few months.
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Shockingly no. It's got the standard buildup for the first 2 weeks or so afterwards but otherwise I haven't ever had any issue with it.
 
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benjammin1701 said:
So, many years ago (like, 2002) I got a Prince Albert.
I've had it so long I just take it for granted. However, the ring has a bad habit of causing urine to spray in a fan. I prefer tall urinals because they catch everything anyway...but at home I tend to sit down to pee, ESPECIALLY in the middle of the night, because I hate having to clean piss off the floor or my leg.
If I take it out, then I have 2 distinct streams. :oh_no:
I'm curious who else has piercings, and unexpected ways it has changed your behavior(s).
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Why have it if all it does is spray urine everywhere?
You could just take it out and superglue the hole shut.
 
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NeoSneth said:
Why have it if all it does is spray urine everywhere?
You could just take it out and superglue the hole shut.
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Uh, there ARE benefits. The wimens tend to like it.
But to be honest, I keep it because I WENT THROUGH THE FUCKING HELL OF HAVING A RECEIVING TUBE SHOVED INTO MY URETHRA, and if I take it out then I went through that for nothing. Also, it's really surprising to people who see me as an average 40-something vanilla white nerd. I enjoy the reactions when I tell people how it's done.
I did take it out for like 6 months one time, but caved and put jewelry back in. Had to go with a much smaller gauge initially though.

OH, and just recently it helped me get a lodged kidney stone out of my urethra. Damn thing was stuck like an inch from the end, and I was able to pry it out through the bottom hole...sure beat waiting for it to come out on its own...
 
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What happens when you go through a metal detector? Also, when you go for a physical does the doctor act surprised?
 
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What happens when you go through a metal detector? Also, when you go for a physical does the doctor act surprised?
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Most of the time metal detectors don't make much of a fuss, but when it does go off, they just wand me, I explain, and nobody has bothered to verify visually. lol
It always comes up (pun intended) when a doctor or other medical professional sees it the first time.
 
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I find the thicker the gauge, the more comfortable is. I guess I thought that would hold true for most piercings, but I suppose on the lip you wouldn't want a 6 gauge...
 
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benjammin1701 said:
I find the thicker the gauge, the more comfortable is. I guess I thought that would hold true for most piercings, but I suppose on the lip you wouldn't want a 6 gauge...
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Yea, the extra weight of some of those heavier gauges might make it a tad uncomfortable. I have 14 in my ears as well and and I can see where a thicker gauge would be more comfortable for that for sure.
 
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benjammin1701 said:
Uh, there ARE benefits. The wimens tend to like it.
But to be honest, I keep it because I WENT THROUGH THE FUCKING HELL OF HAVING A RECEIVING TUBE SHOVED INTO MY URETHRA, and if I take it out then I went through that for nothing. Also, it's really surprising to people who see me as an average . I enjoy the reactions when I tell people how it's done.
I did take it out for like 6 months one time, but caved and put jewelry back in. Had to go with a much smaller gauge initially though.

OH, and just recently it helped me get a lodged kidney stone out of my urethra. Damn thing was stuck like an inch from the end, and I was able to pry it out through the bottom hole...sure beat waiting for it to come out on its own...
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So you are continuing to maintain something because it was painful initially...
doesnt the novelty wear out with women? then you're just left with a poorly performing peehole.

I'm sure it was a great opener with women back in the day. You still find it useful as a 40-something vanilla white nerd?
 
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NeoSneth said:
So you are continuing to maintain something because it was painful initially...
doesnt the novelty wear out with women? then you're just left with a poorly performing peehole.

I'm sure it was a great opener with women back in the day. You still find it useful as a 40-something vanilla white nerd?
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Useful? No. I'm just...attached to it. At least I can take it out whenever I want. It's not a tattoo...
 
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piercings are for fags and hipsters. see simple troll.
 
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you faggots are like 40-something years old, that's about 20 too old for having pierced dicks. grow up.
 
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I dont have any nor would I ever have any.
I have nothing against them but I never liked the idea of something that could get caught (or pulled) from my flesh.

I have dated girls with piercings though.
Obv most girls have their ears pierced but ive dated girls with Nose, Naval and VCH (think thats right!?) piercings.

Some piercings I personally think look stupid.
Like stretching your ear lobe out with a piece of pipe, WTF is all that about!?

And a prince albert!? Shit thats just asking for trouble with toilet visits!
Just seems very in-practical to me.
 
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