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Could be a specific scene, could be generic. Maybe it's something that's universally lauded but you think it's shit. We probably don't need to hear about scenes that everyone thinks are shit and you agree, that's fucking boring and dumb.
I'm starting off with a generic scene:
Man cooking
This is used countless times in endless films and tv shows - guy who is perhaps a hardass is caught cooking/decides to cook for a girl.
It's the same shit every time, he will invariably be making some kind of shitty tomato sauce, he will probably be wearing an apron of some kind, he will offer the 'surprised to see him cooking' partner in the scene a taste of the sauce, probably off an unnecessarily huge wooden spoon, then start telling us about 'the secret to the sauce' being roasted basil or that his grandma used to piss in it or something fucking gay.
And we're supposed to think he's great now because he loves his nana and can cook something that costs £1 in a jar.
I hate this scene.
I'm starting off with a generic scene:
Man cooking
This is used countless times in endless films and tv shows - guy who is perhaps a hardass is caught cooking/decides to cook for a girl.
It's the same shit every time, he will invariably be making some kind of shitty tomato sauce, he will probably be wearing an apron of some kind, he will offer the 'surprised to see him cooking' partner in the scene a taste of the sauce, probably off an unnecessarily huge wooden spoon, then start telling us about 'the secret to the sauce' being roasted basil or that his grandma used to piss in it or something fucking gay.
And we're supposed to think he's great now because he loves his nana and can cook something that costs £1 in a jar.
I hate this scene.