Serious question- How many of you people have tattoos?

evil wasabi

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I have tattoos of two small hands next to my penis. The idea was to make it look bigger but a lot of women have voiced complaints that it looks like something else.
 
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I shaved my pubes into a heart, but it made my crotch look like an elephant's head.
 
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I was just thinking of my cousin who looked like a saucy roller derby chick and now she looks like the egg lady from pink flamingoes...

It goes both ways. Fatsos stretch and skinny people fold.

No need to listen to me I just bought Lana Del Ray on Vinyl. What do I know?
 
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No tattoos for me with zero plans of having any. It just isn't for me. My primary caution would be the possibility of the tattoos being visible under a white dress shirt. That's a major no-go for me.

Some of the art is really good. My wife and I got addicted to watching Ink Master. She has 5 tattoos.
 
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If i ever do somehow get a tattoo it would be Zangief chest hair, im hairless fuck who cant grow hair anywhere except my damn Bob Ross pubic hair.
 
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No tattoos.

Pretty much every friend does though.
 
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I anticipate having.....Zero.


There's very few things I'd want on my body for life. It certainly isn't some piece of art because i think it looks cool.
Put a frame on it if you think it's neat

My sister had my dad's handwriting in a small tattoo when he passed away. He signed all his birthday cards with the same expression. Something like that i would consider.
 
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I regret not having tattoos.

I'm not fickle and my interests rarely change.

Having them would make me look cooler, but I don't know, I've always assumed getting some would prove to be
a very negative experience. I live my life under the shadow of fear.
 
BanishingFlatsAC

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I have a ton of tattoos. While showing off your artwork is nice, that isn't the reason I got them. Each piece has a reason and story behind it for me. I don't care how skinny, fat, wrinkly, folded, ect that they get. I'll be able to look at them and bring back good memories of my life.

Famicommander said:
No tattoos.

You know what's what dumber though? Those ear gauge things. The fuck is the appeal there?
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You are the last person who should be offering anyone any type of life advice. STOP.
 
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Have you heard of permanent makeup? It's tattoos for people that need aesthetic services. For example, if someone alopecia, they can have eyebrows tattooed on. Or if their nipples fall off, they can have nipple tattoos.
 
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Yeah started getting them when I was 17 many moons ago. I haven't got a ton, maybe 15 or so. The designs have become progressively stupider which probably has to do with my worsening brain damage and questionable taste.
I want to get more but it's expensive and ultimately stupid.
Also the tat I got nearly 25 years ago looked awesome back then when no one was getting tribal stuff yet (only mostly metalheads), now it looks pathetic. But then I wouldn't cover it up since it reflects my pathetic state of being. I also have a Picasso dove on my arm that is just shit.
I like most of my tattoos even the horrible ones. Maybe there's a couple that are just too shitty though.
 
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I have a tramp stamp with kanji on it

I have a beheaded naga on my left bicep

I have devils all over my right arm

I have a stick and poke "scorpion" on my left side of my pelvis which I need to get covered up/fixed with a better scorpion

I have a stick & poke on my right boob that is some kind of chaos sigil of my name

I have a dagger with my birth year on it

symbol of sulfur (cross of leviathan)

Plenty more to come!

Obviously I think they are cool and fashionable. but the sensation is also amazing. Getting my tramp stamp done almost made me cum.
 
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Evil Wasabi said:
a lot of women have voiced complaints that it looks like something else.
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What do they think it looks like? Perhaps they think it's a reminder to wash your hands after masturbating? Yeah I could how some women might not like that...
 
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The whole thing isn't really for me, but I can appreciate a well done tattoo. Much like terry, as an artist, I'm never satisfied with my real work (not the shit I cook up in a couple minutes in paint for the forum) in the never ending pursuit to perfect my craft, and as such, would be hard pressed to get something so permanent. At the end of the day, if a person likes the tattoos they have and they hold meaning, then all the power to them. I never look at someone differently for having tattoos; people who are trash are trash with or without them as I don't feel they denote someone's proclivity for negative behavior.

Traditionally inked, full back tattoos like the ones Yakuza have are pretty badass.
 
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I have a snowflake with a dollar bill in it .

if powder was money Id be a billionaire
 
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While I think they are cool... I've never seen anything I would consider getting, but I guess that means that one day I might see something I would like to have permanently etched into my flesh.
 
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I had sex with a crazy chick for a while who was tattooed all over - I mean everywhere. Although sex was crazy hot, my brain automatically wrote the girl off for anything more serious.
Can't start a relationship with porn.
 
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oh i also have a Suehiro Maruo tattoo of a girl with a snake slithering through all her face orifaces,

and a portrait of Madonna (from the cover of Angel single) on my inner arm
 
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wyo said:
This thread is a trap.
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Oh wow that would be great but also not because I agree with Terry and don't want him to be like 'nah fags, y'all got bamboozled, I like tats'.

I don't like tats. I said a few months ago that when I was in school and saw someone wear a 'Don't judge me if you don't know me' shirt then I am definitely judging them by their classless apparel.

It's human nature; first impressions are wildly important, more than we consciously think of. If I see you dressed like a fag, you're probably a fag. If you've got 'Nevaeh 2013-15' visibly tatted on your arm hey, sorry about your dead baby but you're probably a stupid piece of shit. If you've got face tats then whew lad.

I don't like tattoos and the people who choose to get them. It's a sign of irrationality, impulsiveness and immaturity.
 
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LoneSage said:
It's a sign of irrationality, impulsiveness and immaturity.
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Or maybe it's a sign that someone doesn't care about what some random opinionated American asshole living in a communist country thinks.
 
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