Annoying bint reviews Neo Geo Pocket...

madmanjock

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... but it's accidentially, hilariously bad.


The start is particularly painful, like when she drinks water for no fucking reason.

But about 6.30 minutes in she drops some real gold.

"This much have been popular, but not as popular as the gameboy"

"It definately looks like a Nintendo gameboy color"

"back in 1999 i don't think i knew anyone with a neo geo, i don't even think I knew what neo geo was, but we was all about nintendo and sonic playstation"

"the thing about sonic is you collect the rings, then lose the rings, typical sonic!"

And about 7.40 she plays with the d pad like it's the tip of a penis. Classy.

:keke:
 

Jibbajaba

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Thirsty gamers... I wonder if that's where that Juicy Game Reviews chick got that name for her channel (she's since changed it). "Juicy Game Reviews: We've got what thirsty gamers crave!"
 

sylvie

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she knows exactly what she's doing, lol
 

GohanX

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i ran out of here screaming and crying because one of you called me a man while i was defending women's rights or something

im over it

Hai Sylvie.

We have some dumb noobs around for you to gut.
 

madmanjock

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i ran out of here screaming and crying because one of you called me a man while i was defending women's rights or something

im over it

Futanari girls don't give a fuck.

Welcome back!
 

wyo

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Had to shut it off. This was far worse than a Maury video in terms of cringe level.
 

sylvie

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you are a man though

only because you're a faggot. i stay a man for you mein dårling. If not for your masculine energy I would surely crumble into a female, despite my tricky nature.

By the way, happy 4/20! The great kings' birthday is today as you are aware. I've said a few lame ass edgy things myself today, I have to admit.

Spoiler:
go get laid you fucking homo


also, gusmoney: don't be a pussy. should have backed yo boy Shroom up at Bob's house when you had a chance to really start some shit.
 

sylvie

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well IDK about the main topic, but here is MY video for you, my love

 

CORY

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... but it's accidentially, hilariously bad.


The start is particularly painful, like when she drinks water for no fucking reason.

But about 6.30 minutes in she drops some real gold.

"This much have been popular, but not as popular as the gameboy"

"It definately looks like a Nintendo gameboy color"

"back in 1999 i don't think i knew anyone with a neo geo, i don't even think I knew what neo geo was, but we was all about nintendo and sonic playstation"

"the thing about sonic is you collect the rings, then lose the rings, typical sonic!"

And about 7.40 she plays with the d pad like it's the tip of a penis. Classy.

:keke:

LOL at the Pacman restrictor gate. I wonder if she's ever going to find out that she needs to remove it :keke:
 

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This is horrid. Like worse than Amiga1200. Just kidding, nothing is worse than him.
 

sylvie

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u guys

she's selling

the image

and actions

of a dumb bitch

because it

gets guys like you

thinking about your dicks

in her mouth

and the anger

blends perfectly

with the repeated views

you are the misunderstood sucker if you don't understand what is going on here
 

madmanjock

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u guys

she's selling

the image

and actions

of a dumb bitch

because it

gets guys like you

thinking about your dicks

in her mouth

and the anger

blends perfectly

with the repeated views

you are the misunderstood sucker if you don't understand what is going on here

But the joke’s on her, this vid only has 3000 views. She is a poor whore.
 

Dr Shroom

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only because you're a faggot. i stay a man for you mein dårling. If not for your masculine energy I would surely crumble into a female, despite my tricky nature.

By the way, happy 4/20! The great kings' birthday is today as you are aware. I've said a few lame ass edgy things myself today, I have to admit.

Spoiler:
go get laid you fucking homo


also, gusmoney: don't be a pussy. should have backed yo boy Shroom up at Bob's house when you had a chance to really start some shit.

sorry not interested in men
go ask xorfen
 

sylvie

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But the joke’s on her, this vid only has 3000 views. She is a poor whore.
the success is a different story. the business model is better displayed by someone like Trish (blndsundoll4mj) who supplements her pop/celebrity career with this exact type of rage inducing bimboism. I have no idea what the video I linked to contains specifically but if you watch her non-food videos (and even in them), she works the same shit that this girl is trying to work.

It's a good skill to use. Used poorly, it even still nets views and money. 3,000 views isn't bad for a dumb bitch, and who knows what this video is actually connected to. Like whats-his-face said, she probably does porn or webcam modeling.
 

sylvie

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sorry not interested in men
go ask xorfen
you're getting too old for this my dude. shut up and go listen to rammstein alone where you can fester in peace~

Xorthen is a bad boy. Xorthen doesn't pay. But at least he's inadvertently funny. You're not funny. Not even when you desperately aim your cock at yours truly.
 
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