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    Name a Smurf

    So, kind of a mental exercise here. If you could create a Smurf, what would it be named.

    My top three are.

    3. Fister Smurf - Imagine a Smurf with one really big hand! Also, probably friends with Vanity Smurf.

    2. Antisemite Smurf - He would stand on the corner handing out little flyers to other Smurfs while wearing some kind of armband and spouting off his propaganda. Has a burning hate for Gargamel for some reason.

    1. Dysuria Smurf - We never see this smurf but when you go past his home you hear the sound of pouring water and screaming.
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    8. Nice Guy Smurf - He traded in his Smurfy cap for a trilby and gets pissy every time someone calls it a fedora. He doesn't shave often enough, and can't understand why Smurfette doens't see his as anything more than a just a friend.

    7. Weepuls Smurf - This little bastard is always sticking those darn things everywhere because he thinks they are cute, when in reality they they are just stupid little dust collectors and the adhesive on their feet pretty much ruin anything they are stuck to once you try to remove them.

    6. Herpes Smurf - Well, this one kind of explains itself.

    5. Moist Smurf - He's ever so slightly damp all the time for some reason that never really gets explained.

    4. Weaboo Smurf - This fellow gets overly zealous, trying to impress other Smurfs with his otaku knowledge and may have a collection of dolls.
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    Smurf Smurf - He is the most pure-blooded of all the Smurfs, he wants to run for supreme chancellor of Smurf Village one day.

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    some of those are kind of complex for "Smurfs"? and they should end in Y?

    so how dowe call well-endowed smurf? Cocky or Dicky? has an extra pants attachment that drags on the ground, is not confused as to why smurfette chose him.



    edit: as per below...didnt you ever watch th show? drunk as smurf?...oh wait that does kinda work, because smurf means pretty much everything so for instance as fuck and hella
    but that ones easy; DrunkySmurf
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    They'd call me the Drunkassmurf, y'know that special episode where they'd have an Australian smurf rock up in his ute eating a meat pie with a fag hanging off his lip sayin' 'ows it goin mate? yeah it might've never aired but it was real, I know it.



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    Quote Originally Posted by FAT$TACKS View Post
    8. Nice Guy Smurf - He traded in his Smurfy cap for a trilby and gets pissy every time someone calls it a fedora. He doesn't shave often enough, and can't understand why Smurfette doens't see his as anything more than a just a friend.
    Sounds more like Cuck Smurf.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viewpoint View Post
    Sounds more like Cuck Smurf.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-rGGmXpLjw
    I turned off signatures. So should you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FAT$TACKS View Post
    5. Moist Smurf - He's ever so slightly damp all the time for some reason that never really gets explained.
    That sounds exactly like that one guy from Dr. Horrible's sing-along blog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Castor Troy View Post
    Big Poppa Smurf - Can't decide if he's either an over roided smurf or a pimp smurf.


    dammit!
    cuckysmurf. roidysmurf and Bigdaddysmurf.

    battlesmurf I can let go welll because.
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    Rad Smurf - He's not rad, as in cool. He's just fucking radioactive, emitting between 100 and 500 rads, depending on the mood.
    Red Smurf - He's not blue. He's red.
    Rod Smurf - A smurf with a really big dick.

    I imagine these three being introduced simultaneously, as friends, but because of Rad Smurf, the other two eventually die.

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    Xploitr Smurf - always looking for free stuff
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    I sometimes wish I didn't have Aspergers as I feel game related collecting would be a mild hobby rather than an obsession.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChopstickSamurai View Post
    Incel Smurf aka Militant Virgin Autistic Smurf
    Eliot Rodger Smurf.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viewpoint View Post
    Sounds more like Cucky Smurf.
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    Edit, bka Lord Smurfgang Krauser


    What a long, strange trip it's been. And still we roll down this baffling road, missing those who have left us. Daisuke Jigen, Sifl, SNK4EVER, Nightmare_Tony, Boog, Zero Satori. Gone but not forgotten.

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    ha-hem....*neo-smurf* = the only other black color Smurf, after the biting ones
    dragon-smurf=not sure if he is a BruceLee rip-off or a mithycal ancient Smurf
    snuff-smurf=he comes with tripod and camera
    aids-smurf= part of the "hospital series"
    limpy-smurf= nothing special, but he keep chasing the girl
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    Refugee Smurf - he tries to rape everything that moves while loudly demanding things.

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    Gregn Smurf - Papa Smurfs son, He likes to share soup together. He was also the creator of Negroid Smurf

    Negroid Smurf - Robotic Smurf created by GregN Smurf in his basement. Program him to be a good Dancer & excel in sports.

    Sylvie Smurf - Gargamel decided to create another Smurffet. This time he wanted to confuse the smurfs and turn them into fagets. One by one Sylvie Smurf would seduce the smurfs and show them her secret. Turned out the Smurfs were already faggets so the plan did not work.

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    Smurfy V. - addicted to Smurf porn. Stalks Smurfette in an effort to begin a romantic relationship with her, but she only wants him to buy her pornographic dvds.

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    Smurfhouse - hates everyone and everything, including the n64, big smurf houses, smurfs who live in big smurf houses, late night smurf sports, black smurfs who talk too much about being black, and sleeping next to his smurf wife. Also known as Grumpy Smurf.
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