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    Leprosy Experiences

    All my limbs are falling off of me

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    Tough break, leprosy ain't no joke, sorry bro

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    I have a client in Germany that would be willing to acquire your limbs for a price I'm not sure you could refuse.



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    When your limbs fall off, just stitch them back on and affix some leeches to get the blood circulating again. If you can't sew, use some super glue.

    Or, if you happen to bump into Jesus, politely ask him to lay his hands on you and you'll be right as rain again instantly--I read it in a book, can't remember which one, but it must be true, 'cuz it was in a book.
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    Did it get your fingers and hands yet or are you using speech to text now?

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    Forget everything I said about super glue; I just consulted with Drakon, and he assured me that what you really need to use is like 72 sticks of hot glue per rotten limb. Donít be shy, just keep pumping that shit on the reattachment seam until itís like 6-8 inches thick. Hell, just cover your entire body in it to be safe and become a living hot glue leper mummy--women find that kind of thing irresistible.

    And an important legal question that just occurred to me: if you're a leper, and you break your cawk off inside a woman (or in some lucky guyís ass, we wonít discriminate), is he/she legally entitled to keep your rotting pecker as a memento (finders-keepers)?
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    Quote Originally Posted by M View Post
    Awesomeness
    I was just going to
    say the skin between my toes peels sometimes a little and when I had acast for a long time it was icky and smelled bad then what it looked like after was gross too but not rotten kind of?
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    I would guess that the odor was probably caused by a fungal or bacterial growth (from not being able to wash properly with a cast on; your body probably got sweaty/hot underneath the cast, which creates ideal breeding conditions for tiny organisms like that).
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    I'm worried about Simple Troll, he hasn't posted in this thread since he created it like 3 DAYS AGO.

    I hope he's okay.

    Leprosy ain't no joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by neo_moe View Post
    I'm worried about Simple Troll, he hasn't posted in this thread since he created it like 3 DAYS AGO.

    I hope he's okay.

    Leprosy ain't no joke.
    I seriously considered making this my final post XD


    I’m “fine”

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    Poor guy is taking the onset of symptoms very well, he's been very brave about this

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    As long as your old fella is still attached, you're golden.
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    Quote Originally Posted by joala View Post
    As long as your old fella is still attached, you're golden.
    That raises an important question. If you have Lep Dick can you spread it via penetration? Simple Trolley Boy, go fuck someone or something and let us know alright?



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    currently coughing up blood and my sweat smells like ammonia..I am fine
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    Quote Originally Posted by Karou View Post
    currently coughing up blood and my sweat smells like ammonia..I am fine
    We've all known you're a sick guy for many years now, what is your condition exactly?



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    heavy indica.
    I am tottaly fine with it. I mean I am tottaly sure that I come off
    as justslike a normal guy.
    about my potuation and smoking erros.


    oh yeah there were the concusssions too. crashing cars , bails ,workshits& getting tboned while not crashing..
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    Quote Originally Posted by lachlan View Post
    That raises an important question. If you have Lep Dick can you spread it via penetration? Simple Trolley Boy, go fuck someone or something and let us know alright?
    I’m a bottom

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simple Troll View Post
    I’m a bottom
    People have fetishes for those without limbs so you're bound to get some action.



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    Quote Originally Posted by lachlan View Post
    People have fetishes for those without limbs so you're bound to get some action.
    Can’t wait to lose these pesky legs

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