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    icon19.gif So I signed up to be a mentor in the mentoring program at work today

    I'm being totally serious. Do you guys have any tips on how to be a good mentor?

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    i know what you guys are thinking but i'll be a fantastic mentor.

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    I'm just waiting for the News Story of a kid going apeshit at Moes workplace... with a semi-auto...

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    easy! if they dont do it right threaten their life!

    and do something to make sure they believe you.
    its important that they know that they cannot handle that kind of power tho...like rot says. so you will probably have to beat them or something if they get snippy or uppity whatever like?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rot View Post
    I'm just waiting for the News Story of a kid going apeshit at Moes workplace... with a semi-auto...

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    Regrettably interns are mentored exclusively by executive management...so I won't be near any "kids"...

    Wait...does that seem weird to anyone else...?

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    Quote Originally Posted by neo_moe View Post
    Regrettably I won't be near any "kids"...

    Wait...does that seem weird to anyone else...?
    No, seems to be for the Best really!
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    Considering Moe was denied a working with children clearance this is the best possible outcome.



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    If you're going to be a mentor, then soon, you'll have a protegé of your own and then... it's time to know, how to pick your words ;).

    What'd I tell you?
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    human skin lampshade mentor?
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    you're not qualified to be a mentor. maybe a fagtor or a 13yearoldgirltor.
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    I mean, at least I didn't say your wife should divorce you or comment on your need to play RE while shitting or whatever else was said.

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    So actually I got an email late yesterday saying that although I passed the initial screening, due to my long and storied history of questionable judgment and poor decision making they have no choice but to revoke my approval. Wtf.

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    I am certain this is all because of that can crushing incident. Fucking coming back to haunt me I swear

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoneSage View Post
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    gross

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoneSage View Post
    gross

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