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    Is it worth starting a Fleshlight collection?

    I'm just worried about getting burned out on my hobby.

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    Yes.
    The fleshlight is a perfect companion to the swiss army knife.
    Vagina
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    Thermos

    I dont get how these things arent standard military issue by now.

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    not if you're buying them just so they can collect dust on the shelf.

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    Nah, just get yourself a regular flashlight and a silicone molding kit and do a custom job yourself. The only tricky part is finding a real woman who will let you make a mold of her genitalia--there's simply no tactful way to begin such a conversation.
    "I realized when I became a reformed alcoholic that, hey, I'm still the same asshole, I just have fewer dents in my car."
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    Quote Originally Posted by M View Post
    The only tricky part is finding a real woman who will let you make a mold of her genitalia--there's simply no tactful way to begin such a conversation.
    Isn't that what roofies are for? A failsafe way of avoiding awkward conversations and possible rejection. Just leave her at the same spot she dozed off, and you're good. She might wonder why there are bits of silicone stuck to her bush, but it's unlikely she'll figure it out, and by then, you'll be pumping that custom built vag like nobody's business.

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    No, no, no! That's how you get incarcerated and ass-raped for the next 20 years by muscular guys covered with Nazi tattoos.
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    Quote Originally Posted by M View Post
    No, no, no! That's how you get incarcerated and ass-raped for the next 20 years by muscular guys covered with Nazi tattoos.
    First you desired the fleshlight and then you became the fleshlight. The circle of life.



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    Great! Now that this is resolved I think I would like to hear more about Rot's position concerning the direction of the market.

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