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    The Xbox One X?

    What's next, the Xbox One X Ex? Or maybe Xrd?

    I wish I was their overpaid marketing guy. Who amongst us couldn't come up with something better than that?


    What a long, strange trip it's been. And still we roll down this baffling road, missing those who have left us. Daisuke Jigen, Sifl, SNK4EVER, Nightmare_Tony, Boog, Zero Satori. Gone but not forgotten.

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    I like the name...

    ...So sue me mofo...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poppy View Post
    What's next?
    a pc.
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    Sometimes, the customer doesn't always KNOW what's right.



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    I can't believe they didn't realize it would be called "X-Bone". Did no one ever try e-mailing the name? Writing it? Showing it in a PowerPoint slide?

    Bonus points for the fractal nightmare of a UI.

    I usually don't feel strongly about game consoles, but everything about the xbone just annoys me.
    I turned off signatures. So should you.

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    Ugh ... Don't get me started on Microsoft console names. I can keep track of three or four consoles, but I can't say the same for search engines. Searching for original Xbox stuff is becoming more of a problem with every new console. One more "X" in the name, and you'll get porn mixed in with results when you search for stuff on their damn platforms.

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    Xbox one EX plus Alpha.

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    MilX Bone.

    There, I would have just made you millions by getting the gaming world talking about your product again.

    You're welcome Microsoft.

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    The Malcolm X Box?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fuzzytaco View Post
    Xbox one EX plus Alpha.


    Xbox one EX plus Alpha 2

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    Xbox one X eno xobX

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChopstickSamurai View Post
    The Malcolm X Box?
    LOL

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    Mega Xbox One X EX
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    Made you look


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    These replies are high quality


    What a long, strange trip it's been. And still we roll down this baffling road, missing those who have left us. Daisuke Jigen, Sifl, SNK4EVER, Nightmare_Tony, Boog, Zero Satori. Gone but not forgotten.

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    The Xbox One X?

    XBox U

    XBox One R (see abbreviated form for lulz)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Morden View Post
    Ugh ... Don't get me started on Microsoft console names. I can keep track of three or four consoles, but I can't say the same for search engines. Searching for original Xbox stuff is becoming more of a problem with every new console. One more "X" in the name, and you'll get porn mixed in with results when you search for stuff on their damn platforms.
    So you're saying you don't want to see naked ladies getting pounded while you look for games? are you a repressed nerd?



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    Quote Originally Posted by lachlan View Post
    So you're saying you don't want to see naked ladies getting pounded while you look for games? are you a repressed nerd?
    There's a fetish for that.

    XXXboxX Ex Xrd^3x


    What a long, strange trip it's been. And still we roll down this baffling road, missing those who have left us. Daisuke Jigen, Sifl, SNK4EVER, Nightmare_Tony, Boog, Zero Satori. Gone but not forgotten.

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    The first Xbox was just called Xbox. The second Xbox was called the Xbox 360. And now the third Xbox is called Xbox One.

    They're really bad at naming stuff.

    Not as bad as Square Enix though. Who wants to play some Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days (pronounced three-five-eight days over two)? Or maybe some Dissidia 012 Final Fantasy (pronounced Dissidia Duodecim Final Fantasy)?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Famicommander View Post
    The first Xbox was just called Xbox. The second Xbox was called the Xbox 360. And now the third Xbox is called Xbox One.

    They're really bad at naming stuff.

    Not as bad as Square Enix though. Who wants to play some Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days (pronounced three-five-eight days over two)? Or maybe some Dissidia 012 Final Fantasy (pronounced Dissidia Duodecim Final Fantasy)?
    When you're adding that much shit to the subtitle it's time to create a different game series.



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    My DureXbox is... empty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poppy View Post
    What's next
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    a pc.
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