Fleshlight - does it really feel like a pussy?

StevenK

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And does it feel like a good pussy?

Just asking for a friend.
 

DevilRedeemed

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hahaha
I don't know but fucking a pocketpussy or whatever has always seemed going to too much trouble in the masturbation department.
that does not answer your question
 

Kid Panda

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If the Misty Stone one really felt like her pussy I would be a happy man. But not like I'll ever get to fuck Misty Stone though :(
 

wyo

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NG.com members are too big tymer for a Fleshlight. Real Doll or GTFO!
 

ssjlance

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Just microwave a bagel. Cheaper and you can have a snack when you're done.
 

Marek

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Well it definitely feels better when you have a nice crocheted muppet-like shell around the fleshlight.

It's like a real sexual experience then.
 

greedostick

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You should do a fleshlight group buy and check it out!
 

neo_mao

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Stock they are not so great - but modding them can help quite a bit. I added PCB feet to mine!
 

Heinz

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Just microwave a bagel. Cheaper and you can have a snack when you're done.

I would normally add protein and salt to a bagel but your interpretation is a little hard to swallow.
 

HDRchampion

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1918607_10201420234623962_1716904411929166666_n.jpg

I saw one of these at goodwill minus the fleshlight...They should do a Nintendo Switch one.
 

MySoberCompanion

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Stock they are not so great - but modding them can help quite a bit. I added PCB feet to mine!

These feet?

footjob-ashikoki-sock-feet-job-onahole-masturbator-3.jpg
 

LoneSage

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Someone message Merc on facebook to report here for duty and give us a goddamn definitive answer on this
 

Neo Ash

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I've never understood the point of these, when my right hand works just fine.
 

ssjlance

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These feet?

footjob-ashikoki-sock-feet-job-onahole-masturbator-3.jpg

These would be a good choice.

I'd warn that it's NSFW, but this whole thread is anyway, so clicking it probably won't get you any more fired than you likely already are. Linking because it's not technically nudity, but... well, it's something, alright.
 

Morden

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There is even more realistic junk, and sites with reviews

I could have sworn I have already posted a reply here earlier today. I must have gotten distracted and closed the window before I published the reply. Anyway, I was attempting to link this guy's site. He reviews onanholes, and I found them to be a rather enjoyable read. I haven't tried one myself, but I have to say, there's some ridiculous and funny shit out there. Once I hit that low and feel the urge to fuck a rubber toy, I'll let you know how it was.
 

Igakajook

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Anyway, I was attempting to link this guy's site. He reviews onanholes, and I found them to be a rather enjoyable read. I haven't tried one myself, but I have to say, there's some ridiculous and funny shit out there.

I've heard about Fleshlights, but this... I had NO idea. Someone should tell me how to feel about this ASAP.
 

oldschool

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I await the verdict from our resident chinese democracy...

What say you, Rot? WAIT or PURCHASE? :thevt:
 

LoneSage

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Someone message Merc on facebook to report here for duty and give us a goddamn definitive answer on this

for the love of gumby won't someone please ask merc to chime in on this
 

Jibbajaba

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I feel like asking Merc about a pocket pussy is like asking a Formula 1 driver what he thinks about a Ford Focus. We're talking about the guy who, if memory serves, wore out BOTH HOLES of a Bella Donna... fuckin... silicone torso thing.
 

LoneSage

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I feel like asking Merc about a pocket pussy is like asking a Formula 1 driver what he thinks about a Ford Focus. We're talking about the guy who, if memory serves, wore out BOTH HOLES of a Bella Donna... fuckin... silicone torso thing.

rumor has it he jacked off 13 times in one day and blood started coming out the last few times

rumor has it his dad saw things in the military in the 80s that would make civvies' heads spin

rumor has it he is the last piece of the puzzle to restoring these forums to its former glory
 

Heinz

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I feel like asking Merc about a pocket pussy is like asking a Formula 1 driver what he thinks about a Ford Focus. We're talking about the guy who, if memory serves, wore out BOTH HOLES of a Bella Donna... fuckin... silicone torso thing.

BOTH HOLES!? my god what a legend.
 

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If it feels like a pussy, it would mean the end of humanity.
 
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