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    WTF....diarrhea makes my balls hurt?

    Anyone ever have some bad diarrhea that hurts your balls? doubleutee EF?

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    No, but I am taking a shit as I type. Wireless network ftw.

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    drop that wireless rig in your poo. I command it.

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    well it's not all the time, its just when ive got the bad liquid poos. While my stomach is rumbling/hurting, i feel a stress on the balls. Maybe I am damaged.

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    Turns out he got a hernia from trying to take a shit too fast. He was rushing because he had to go to an interview so pushed pretty hard.

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    you fucking ass. I was getting worried. Everyone knows you don't force the poo. My watery shits must be sexual.

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    That's dedication to Neo Geo right there...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xian Xi View Post
    You should be careful dude, my friend felt that and he ended up having a hernia.
    I was gonna post that.
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    sometimes it can be difficult to distinguish pain in your balls from pain in your lower abdomen - you know like when you get kicked in the balls it makes you feel nauseous? it can also work the other way around.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NeoCverA View Post
    Anyone ever have some bad diarrhea that hurts your balls? doubleutee EF?
    I came here trying to find answers through googling this problem. Obviously there are some jacklegs here that have never had this problem as it is no laughing matter. It makes you sick.

    I have had this problem for over 15 years now. The doctors say itís a muscle that contracts, pulling on your testicles. Next time it happens to you notice your balls are pulled up in your stomachÖ.you canít hardly feel them they are so retracted. Itís very painful. It is just like getting racked. I usually take modem and within a few hours my balls are back where they belong in there sack.
    The doctors act like itís no big deal. But good God it is a big deal when it happens. I wish I could find out what causes it. And how to prevent it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BBChevy View Post
    ...I usually take modem and within a few hours my balls are back where they belong in there sack.
    Are you taking a 300 or 1200 baud modem for that?
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    Going to a board based on a over twenty year old video game system with overpriced games for your shitting problems? Why the fuck not?

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    Oh man, lot of great stuff in this thread... can't believe I missed it the first time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BBChevy View Post
    I came here trying to find answers through googling this problem. Obviously there are some jacklegs here that have never had this problem as it is no laughing matter. It makes you sick.

    I have had this problem for over 15 years now. The doctors say itís a muscle that contracts, pulling on your testicles. Next time it happens to you notice your balls are pulled up in your stomachÖ.you canít hardly feel them they are so retracted. Itís very painful. It is just like getting racked. I usually take modem and within a few hours my balls are back where they belong in there sack.
    The doctors act like itís no big deal. But good God it is a big deal when it happens. I wish I could find out what causes it. And how to prevent it.
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    That was awesome --hope he stays!

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    That was awesome --hope he stays!
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    Quote Originally Posted by channelmaniac View Post
    Are you taking a 300 or 1200 baud modem for that?

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