The rape table

neo_mao · Sep 14, 2017

Sylvie said:
Well I guess the funny part about this is that I was coming home from shooting two hardcore scenes

I wish my life was that interesting. The only porno I've ever been in was the time I filmed myself jacking off in the bathroom at work on an old Razr flip phone...

Neo Ash · Sep 14, 2017

Sylvie said:
When I was coming home from Florida, the TSA had me go through the scan dome. Twice. They pulled me aside and showed me on a screen where the problem was-- a big red dot on the display anatomy's groin area. "What do you have there?" she asks. I smiled and said, "That's my penis!".

They took me to the rape table, but all they did was stand around nervously wondering what to do, and eventually apologized and just let me go without checking, probably because neither gender employee felt comfortable touching me. It was fucking hilarious.

Pierced cock set off the metal detector, eh?

sylvie · Sep 14, 2017

Neo Ash said:
Pierced cock set off the metal detector, eh?

No, it was just seen as an irregular "object" on my person because they didn't expect a female to have a penis and I think there are two settings, one for male and one for female on those things.

theMot · Sep 15, 2017

I clicked the spoiler thinking there was going to be pics.

Heinz · Sep 15, 2017

neo_moe said:
I wish my life was that interesting. The only porno I've ever been in was the time I filmed myself jacking off in the bathroom at work on an old Razr flip phone...

Uhh link?

oliverclaude · Sep 15, 2017

That table should go under the hammer... or straight to teh marketplace.

norton9478 · Sep 15, 2017

I am the table!

FilthyRear · Sep 15, 2017

norton9478 said:
I am the table!

Neodogg · Sep 15, 2017

Sylvie said:
When I was coming home from Florida, the TSA had me go through the scan dome. Twice. They pulled me aside and showed me on a screen where the problem was-- a big red dot on the display anatomy's groin area. "What do you have there?" she asks. I smiled and said, "That's my penis!".

They took me to the rape table, but all they did was stand around nervously wondering what to do, and eventually apologized and just let me go without checking, probably because neither gender employee felt comfortable touching me. It was fucking hilarious.

Should have told em it was your meat bat instead!

neobuyer · Sep 17, 2017

Sylvie said:
No, it was just seen as an irregular "object" on my person because they didn't expect a female to have a penis and I think there are two settings, one for male and one for female on those things.

That guy was such a pussy, if he was doing his job he should have to search anybody, because trans people are capable of carrying bombs/contraband just as much as anyone else is. It's all just so ...juvenile. "Ooooh, a chick with a dick! My brain just short circuited! Am I straight still? Gaaaaahh!"

We're living in the 21st century motherfuckers, y'all gonna have to get used to it.

oliverclaude · Sep 17, 2017

neobuyer said:
...trans people are capable of carrying bombs/contraband just as much as anyone else is.

...or state secrets.

evil wasabi · Sep 17, 2017

neobuyer said:
That guy was such a pussy, if he was doing his job he should have to search anybody, because trans people are capable of carrying bombs/contraband just as much as anyone else is. It's all just so ...juvenile. "Ooooh, a chick with a dick! My brain just short circuited! Am I straight still? Gaaaaahh!"

We're living in the 21st century motherfuckers, y'all gonna have to get used to it.

it's a touchy subject.

neobuyer · Sep 17, 2017

Evil Wasabi said:
it's a touchy subject.

Yeah- one where the officer won't touch the subject in question.

Why are men so threatened/wierded out by a person who has unexpected genital organs?

People are people. Everybody relax and get over this transitory period in our culture. Be adults, grow up.

FilthyRear · Sep 18, 2017

neobuyer said:
Everybody relax and get over this transitory period in our culture.

I see what you did there.

sylvie · Sep 18, 2017

neobuyer said:
That guy was such a pussy, if he was doing his job he should have to search anybody, because trans people are capable of carrying bombs/contraband just as much as anyone else is. It's all just so ...juvenile. "Ooooh, a chick with a dick! My brain just short circuited! Am I straight still? Gaaaaahh!"

We're living in the 21st century motherfuckers, y'all gonna have to get used to it.

I agree with you. I joked with my co-star on the way out of the situation that now I know how easy it is for a hot tranny to sneak a bomb onto a plane.

sylvie · Sep 18, 2017

Actually, I'd prefer a woman search me, because men have a nasty habit of molesting women even if they have dicks. The woman was a pussy too in that regard.

StevenK · Sep 18, 2017

Sylvie said:
I agree with you. I joked with my co-star on the way out of the situation that now I know how easy it is for a hot tranny to sneak a bomb onto a plane.

Actually if you think about it it wouldn't be that easy - a hot tranny with a bomb in her knickers would look like she had two dicks, if we're assuming the bomb was passable as a dick. It would be easier for a hot, erm, "traditional" woman to pretend she was a hot tranny and the bomb was her dick.

This is a boring post, sorry.

NeoCverA · Sep 18, 2017

Thread title alone deserves "best of" status. Couldn't be arsed to read what this shit is about though.

Igakajook · Sep 18, 2017

Sylvie said:
When I was coming home from Florida, the TSA had me go through the scan dome. Twice. They pulled me aside and showed me on a screen where the problem was-- a big red dot on the display anatomy's groin area. "What do you have there?" she asks. I smiled and said, "That's my penis!".

They took me to the rape table, but all they did was stand around nervously wondering what to do, and eventually apologized and just let me go without checking, probably because neither gender employee felt comfortable touching me. It was fucking hilarious.

This story is fantastic. Not only just does it use the phrase "that's my penis!", it actually requires it.

sylvie · Sep 18, 2017

SteveNK said:
Actually if you think about it it wouldn't be that easy - a hot tranny with a bomb in her knickers would look like she had two dicks, if we're assuming the bomb was passable as a dick. It would be easier for a hot, erm, "traditional" woman to pretend she was a hot tranny and the bomb was her dick.

This is a boring post, sorry.

Well, normally I don't think it would have gone through as abnormal because I can tuck it in just fine, I just didn't because I didn't particularly give a shit at the time since a bulge wasn't visible or anything and I was tired and wanted to get the flight over with

evil wasabi · Sep 18, 2017

A hot tranny with two dicks?

Someone's been on gelbooru.

jro · Sep 19, 2017

neobuyer said:
That guy was such a pussy, if he was doing his job he should have to search anybody, because trans people are capable of carrying bombs/contraband just as much as anyone else is. It's all just so ...juvenile. "Ooooh, a chick with a dick! My brain just short circuited! Am I straight still? Gaaaaahh!"

We're living in the 21st century motherfuckers, y'all gonna have to get used to it.

I read this as explicit instructions to grab tranny dick in order to safeguard liberty and freedom.

sylvie · Sep 19, 2017

just another excuse to get with the times and get a tranny

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