Describe a fav. game of yours poorly/creatively

Mega Man: Earn Santa Claus' approval by wrecking all of Albert Einstein's amazing robotic inventions.

Turok: Dinosaur Hunter: The dastardly Campaigner's fog machine is out of control, stop him, if you can find your way through all that haze.

Q*Bert: Creative profanity is the only way to cope with your tormented existence when you have a giant slong for a nose and a purple cobra is constantly trying to dry hump you.

Battletoads- 3 dudes in toad costumes decide to beat women with giant fists and feet.

Road Rash - play as a friendly and altruistic motorcyclist and try your best to high five other bikers or even offer them gifts such as brand new baseball bats or shiny chains as you see them out on the roads. Watch out though - these other bikers will often refuse your kindness and offer you similar gifts back.

Pac Man - a heavily disguised and unarmed Solid Snake must infiltrate the maze-like enemy base. Collect all the rations you can to leave the enemy forces helpless and venture deeper into their stronghold. Avoid contact with the enemy troops from special forces unit "Spectre", each with distinctive character traits, as they patrol the hallways in this stealth action classic before turning the tide on them by finding and deploying on site weaponised "Power Pellets"

andsuchisdeath said:

Do you like Crystal Pepsi?

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I prefer Coca Cola actually.

andsuchisdeath said:

Do you like Crystal Pepsi?

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i have 12 bottles in my fridge

fuck yes i fucking love crystal pepsi

Goldeneye 007: For fooksakes, lads, Russian blokes are fooking around with the fooking Goldeneye satellite and we have to get it sorted. But we won't, because all you lads want to fooking do is sit in front of my telly playing blurry splitscreen deathmatch drinking pints and eating all of my fish and chips . . . and I fooking hate when you use those proximity mines.

Minesweeper: Forrest Gump mined the perimeter but forgot where he placed the explosives and now we have to find them the hard way. Lieutenant Dan lost his legs and Bubba got blown to smithereens while Gump got to be the Captain of a shrimpin' boat. Life isn't fair.

Sylvie said:

Simple. Pick the premise or w/e of a game you like and describe it much differently while still being kind of accurate!

in the arcade game OutRUn you take the role of a 18 year old blonde woman in the passenger seat of a red mustang convertible driven by your boyfriend(?) as he fingers you at speeds exceeding 380 km/h during the most nihilistic street race ever seen in Florida.

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How come you haven't mentioned at least one of the Cho Aniki games yet? -_-

CrystalCore said:

How come you haven't mentioned at least one of the Cho Aniki games yet? -_-

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i just looked that up, omfg. it looks like our very own Rot has a game of his own

Sylvie said:

i just looked that up, omfg. it looks like our very own Rot has a game of his own

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Those game are notorious in the shmup community for their content. Konami also has their own answer in that genre called "Sexy Parodius."

NES Punisher. Schizophrenic gunman talks to himself and shoots a jazz player.

Duke Nukem 3d: Ultra macho hero lays waste to every alien in his path while parodying 1970s and 1980s American action movies (Terminator, Predator, Rambo, etc...)...