DEATH POOL 2017 - THE RECKONING

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FilthyRear

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Another year of death and loss is upon us. Let's pass the time to our own expiration date by blindly guessing the deaths of others.

If someone already made this thread, then just disregard. If this is in the wrong place than please move it.

Charles Manson - natural causes, spouting out something about blacks and the government
Tony Bennett - natural causes. C'mon you old prick die already...
Kirk Douglas - old
James Earl Jones - heart attack. He sounded old in Rogue One
Britany Spears - Some drug-fueled incident.
Stan Lee - its time
Sylvester Stallone - "accident". this one might be a stretch
Brain May - cancer. He wasn't doing too hot recently - had to cancel a bunch of concerts for a "persistent illness"
Harrison Ford - accident or heart failure

I'll update as I think of more
 
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evil wasabi

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Barron Trump. Mysteriously declared dead in a plane crash, actually alive in hiding in Eastern Europe.
 
gusmoney

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Michael J. Fox. Dem tremors doe.
Sean Connery.
 
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herb

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I give Stan Lee til Fall.
 
Dr Shroom

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+1 for Stan Lee, William Shanter and the fucking queen.
 
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I can't think of anyone I want to nominate. The last guys standing for ELP and the Bee Gees will probably last decades longer than the others (always works out that way for some reason). Jimmy Carter and Bob Dole are possibly Highlanders who will be fighting for political supremacy 1000 years from now.

Put me down for Julian Assange. That guy has been living on borrowed time and it would have hurt the Dems' image to go after him; with the right taking control, I think they may have run out of reasons to let him keep doing his thing.
 
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Queen Elizabeth II
William Shatner
Betty White
Stan Lee
Keith Richards
Fats Domino
Jimmy Carter
Glenn Danzig
Jack Nicholson
Charlie Sheen... almost put Martin, but he seems like he's in better shape than his son.


I should point out I really don't want any of these people to die, just speculating.
 
evil wasabi

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Liberals and people with masters degrees or other graduate degrees.
 
ratson

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Larry King (God wants his interview)
Donald Trump (if some lunatic gets a chance)
Justin Bieber (hopefully)
Kanye West (suicide?)
 
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Really hoping for Donald Trump. I will be celebrating in the streets like the Muslims on 9/11.
 
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Ray Dotrice.
Dick Miller.
 
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Bill Clinton
Danzig
Robert Smith
Marilyn Manson
Trent Reznor
Nicki minaj (plz Lord or Satan)
 
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FilthyRear said:
Stan Lee - its time
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:lol::(

Reznor looks like he's in decent shape :scratch:

Sheen is kept alive via sheer volume of crackrocks, if the supply goes dry he done

guy looks like a zombie without the makeup/wig/dentures
 
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neojedi said:
The last guys standing for ELP and the Bee Gees will probably last decades longer than the others (always works out that way for some reason).
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It's not hard to pick out why the remaining bee gee has outlived the other two. Even 40 years ago he looked like a fucking lion while they looked like a couple of snaggletooth dumpster cats. Even their fur fell out while his remained.

Few seconds from me:
Queen
Connery
Trump
 
Rot

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Mick Jagger.... Plz God... let it be Mick Jagger...

xROTx
 
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