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hyper · Dec 4, 2016

venison isn't really sold in the US markets, but there are a few in rural hunter-friendly areas

voltronbadass · Dec 4, 2016

LoneSage said:
'HOW BOUT DAT PIGSKIN HUH? BOY THEY SURE CAN THROW A FOOTBALL'

Yeah I dont really do sports either...

The fuck am I doing here?

*facepalm*

Westcb · Dec 4, 2016

hyper said:
venison isn't really sold in the US markets, but there are a few in rural hunter-friendly areas

They tried to sell it at Arby's for a short time last month, problem is it completely sold out in one day over here.
http://www.tennessean.com/story/ent...ys-tests-venison-sandwich-nashville/93065938/

FAT$TACKS · Dec 4, 2016

voltronbadass said:
Im originally from southern california, now living in kentucky. Im not a hunter and dont care to, its just not something that interests me. Like others have already stated its awesome when my neighbor will bring over some venison but hunting just isnt my bag.

Local men out here cant deal with that answer, everyone out here is such an avid hunter and gun enthusiast. Its great to see the bewildered looks on the locals faces when I say I dont hunt or own a gun. They simply can not comprehend a man not being into those things.

Well, being from KY and living my whole life here in little old Owensboro, I understand what you are saying there. Also, I don't hunt. Not that I haven't just that I don't have any interest in it. I also don't fish anymore, and don't give a fuck about nascar, KY basketball, or football, and don't drink. It's pretty funny the looks I get about some of those things.

While I do one some firearms, they are all just stuff I like or stuff for sports shooting. I'm not huge into them, but it's fun to go out and shoot targets from time to time.

sylvie · Dec 4, 2016

Kim _Kaphwan said:
I hear you're pretty good a hunting mysterious tapeworms on your living room floor.

yeah...............

hyper · Dec 4, 2016

hiking into the woods at sunrise is the best part

SudoShinji · Dec 4, 2016

wyo_vr4 said:
Hunting sounds cool, until you realize you just drive somewhere, get out of the truck and shoot a <insert animal here>. Then you go finish it off, gut it, and haul it off for meat/trophy processing. I don't regret doing it but it's not for me. I can fish too, but would only use these skills again for survival purposes. With modern equipment, there is minimal challenge so it's pretty fucking pointless. Think of it as the easiest 20 minute shmup you can imagine, with hours of setup and cleanup.

Wut? That sounds like something a person that's never hunted would say, a lot of people go an entire season not bagging a single deer. It's certainly nothing like what you just described.

sylvie · Dec 4, 2016

yeah, thats not really how it works. and besides, the things described are just cynical paraphrasings of all the enjoyable parts of hunting and wilderness.

hyper · Dec 4, 2016

it sounds like wyo goes huntin at a petting zoo

NeoSneth · Dec 5, 2016

The meat is mostly dreadful. There's a reason deer sausage is 80% pork.
I wouldn't want a venison burger without filler. It is still meat, so it works in things like chili.

Backstrap is still damn tasty, and I don't know why. Maybe it has more fat content or it's less vascular? Never bothered to research it.

sylvie · Dec 5, 2016

no, i love deer jerky so much.

Elk is incredibly tasty though

wyo · Dec 5, 2016

SudoShinji said:
Wut? That sounds like something a person that's never hunted would say, a lot of people go an entire season not bagging a single deer. It's certainly nothing like what you just described.

I had an antelope tag in Wyoming. It was exactly as I described. I went along with an experienced hunter. Not saying all hunting is like that, but that was how it was for me. Maybe I could have made it more challenging by using a bow or Stallone's approach in First Blood.

Dominance9 · Dec 5, 2016

RAZO said:
Hunting defenseless animals for sport isn't really my thing. Now if you want to take down a dear or something with a buck knife, have at it.

Lol nice

My dad hunts, he actually got 3 deer last weekend. I personally have zero interest in hunting.... Im pretty sure he thinks Im a pussy for not.

K_K · Dec 5, 2016

NeoSneth said:
The meat is mostly dreadful. There's a reason deer sausage is 80% pork.
I wouldn't want a venison burger without filler. It is still meat, so it works in things like chili.

Backstrap is still damn tasty, and I don't know why. Maybe it has more fat content or it's less vascular? Never bothered to research it.

You have to undercook it. By like... A lot. Personally I prefer bison to venison for wild game. Bit more melty fat rendering in the meat to make it juicier

Tanooki · Dec 5, 2016

stevenk said:
Can you not just buy venison from the shop?

Around here the only place I've seen it so far in town would be the yearly state fair in august. Vendors from all over from the state come in with various wares including food. I'll buy it there if I see it, but I didn't see any this year, not sure I did last year either. But there are suppliers who will make jerky out of whatever moves on land in this state.

JoeAwesome · Dec 5, 2016

I knew someone who'd hunt squirrel.

I'd never eat squirrel.

NeoSneth · Dec 5, 2016

stevenk said:
Can you not just buy venison from the shop?

It's actually very uncommon. All meat has to go through USDA inspection, so local venison butchers cannot legally sell it.
Most venison in the US is actually imported from around the world. Silly right?

Omerta · Dec 5, 2016

wyo_vr4 said:
I had an antelope tag in Wyoming. It was exactly as I described. I went along with an experienced hunter. Not saying all hunting is like that, but that was how it was for me. Maybe I could have made it more challenging by using a bow or Stallone's approach in First Blood.

Antelope literally outnumber humans in Wyoming. They walk down the streets in residential areas and won't move out of your way unless you get your vehicle two feet away from them. They're pretty easy to find and kill.

They also taste like sage brush to me. The steaks are nasty and are only really useful for jerky.

Kim _Kaphwan said:
You have to undercook it. By like... A lot. Personally I prefer bison to venison for wild game. Bit more melty fat rendering in the meat to make it juicier

I prefer it, too. I had a bunch of buffalo burger a while back and had to mash in some cow burger so the patties wouldn't crumble apart because it was so lean.

RAZO · Dec 5, 2016

Dominance9 said:
Lol nice

My dad hunts, he actually got 3 deer last weekend. I personally have zero interest in hunting.... Im pretty sure he thinks Im a pussy for not.

I'm not some hipster vegetarian and I'm all for guns but hunting animals for sport just isn't my thing.

Beelzebub · Dec 5, 2016

What's the fun in hunting something defenseless?

For reals though I've always wanted to go hunting but have never gotten the chance. The only thing I have that might be legal to hunt with anyway is my 7.62 Saiga, even then I'd need to find 5 round mags for it. I wonder if it'd be legal to hunt with my Judge...

Also all of you ragging on how bad deer meat tastes have probably only ever had meat from a buck. I had some fresh liver from a doe that a buddy of mine shot and it was the best liver I have ever had in my life.

FilthyRear · Dec 5, 2016

Beelzebub said:
Also all of you ragging on how bad deer meat tastes have probably only ever had meat from a buck. I had some fresh liver from a doe that a buddy of mine shot and it was the best liver I have ever had in my life.

Animals stare into my soul.

I'll eat meat, but I don't need to see it get to my table.

Lagduf · Dec 7, 2016

JoeAwesome said:
I knew someone who'd hunt squirrel.

I'd never eat squirrel.

It's nothing write home about.

Montatez · Dec 8, 2016

Love to hunt. I bow hunt then rifle hunt. I get 5 weeks for each season. Then there is spring bear. Hunting is where its at. Everything about it is awesome.

It is the embodiment of what humans are. Destructive animals.

Pasky · Dec 8, 2016

Not a fan of killing for sport unless you're hunting a bear with just a knife, then it's real sport :lolz:

If you hunt and eat what you hunt that's cool but killing a bear/deer/whatever from a safe distance with a gun, I just don't get it. Not hating, but I find it absurd.

Montatez · Dec 8, 2016

Pasky said:
Not a fan of killing for sport unless you're hunting a bear with just a knife, then it's real sport

If you hunt and eat what you hunt that's cool but killing a bear/deer/whatever from a safe distance with a gun, I just don't get it. Not hating, but I find it absurd.

I assure you, you will never get close enough to kill anything with a knife....

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