thermaltreasure
Ninja Combat Warrior
- Joined
- Apr 6, 2013
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SNES is the slow man's system. The processor was slow so the games were slow, so it was perfect for those slow aspies.
Motherfucking blast processing for the win!
This is so true. It is a slow console famed for its slow games. If you like RPGs then it's the 16-bit console of choice. The only thing the snes does fast is turn yellow.
MD got me covered for my heady, arcade style 16-bit fix. Contra 3 sucks compared to Hard Corps and Axelay is like watching a bum cigar roll down an embankment. Zelda looks pig ugly, SMW is boring compared to SMB3, and outside of level design and sound, Super Metroid just feels like a chore to play.
Trolling aside R-Type 3, Pilotwings, Ninja Warriors and Castlevania IV are all fantastic games.