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10:00PM
So my super secular neighbor was out of town and his daughter decided to throw a house party.
Fine. But this is the 3rd time this summer and they usually go till about 4:00AM. Through 3' thick brick walls.
A hour later I was walking to the neighborhood pool and noticed that even more cars are pulling up and one went up the curb and into someones lawn.
That's big no-no.
I said "nice backing up dipshit" as I walked by.
The gang of kids standing in the driveway then called me a "faggot" and made fun of my swimsuit, the dude driving the car gave me the finger as well. Icing on the cake.
Fair enough. I do look like a dumdshit in my trunks.
Now it's midnight and I can hear them through the walls. Music, swearing etc. I go out front and there are like 7 dudes standing in the road(of a private condo complex) smoking with no shirts on.
(keep in mind I'm not a cordial person)
I come back out a few min. later. and asked if they "fucking" lived there.
"no sir"
"where's the girl that lives here?"
"Uhhh she's at the pool sir, I think"
"She's at the fucking pool, you think?"
"Yes sir."
"Pool closes at 11:00, it's 11:45"
"Yes sir, sorry sir"
"Get the fuck out of here if you don't live here"
"Yes sir"
"Sir?, go fuck yourself, call me sir again. I dare you faggot."
...
Dudes scamper off and move their cars, around the circle at the end of the neighborhood and park 10' from where they were.
Sitting outside to make sure they don't kick a mirror off my car or vandalize something.
"Fuck that guy, what's he going to do bro?" They whisper 10' away from me.
An hour later.
I go out back to have a cig and notice not 20' away from me are 10 dudes all coughing and smoking weed. Out of some shitty little metal bowl.
"Hey dumbfucks, I can see you"
"Oh shit I think that's the same guy, run."
They all run inside, turn off the lights and turn down the music. For 10 min. and leave one poor bastard holding the pipe wondering wtf is happening.
Go over, knock on the door, no answer, no lights.
Go out back again and they're all hiding on the back porch shushing each other. Literally within my sight.
Now it's 1:30 AM. Music pops back on, out back again getting high.
Three strikes baby.
Called the police...
Met the police on the street gave em a handshake, talked for a few. Solid dudes.
"No-one answered" We can't do much more than that by law."
"No problem, just flash the light's, bang on the door and scare the piss out of them. We were all kids once"
Cops nod.
(Worthington cops don't have anything better to do anyhow and neither do I apparently)
Now, I don't give a shit about parties, smoking weed etc. But I care about my neighbors daughter inviting a bunch a dudes over, getting high and drunk and potentially getting a train run on her.
Also if the kid that couldn't back his car up hadn't antagonized me...
Watched the cops pull some dildo over on the way out of the neighborhood going the wrong way through the round about in a panic. Awesome.
So my super secular neighbor was out of town and his daughter decided to throw a house party.
Fine. But this is the 3rd time this summer and they usually go till about 4:00AM. Through 3' thick brick walls.
A hour later I was walking to the neighborhood pool and noticed that even more cars are pulling up and one went up the curb and into someones lawn.
That's big no-no.
I said "nice backing up dipshit" as I walked by.
The gang of kids standing in the driveway then called me a "faggot" and made fun of my swimsuit, the dude driving the car gave me the finger as well. Icing on the cake.
Fair enough. I do look like a dumdshit in my trunks.
Now it's midnight and I can hear them through the walls. Music, swearing etc. I go out front and there are like 7 dudes standing in the road(of a private condo complex) smoking with no shirts on.
(keep in mind I'm not a cordial person)
I come back out a few min. later. and asked if they "fucking" lived there.
"no sir"
"where's the girl that lives here?"
"Uhhh she's at the pool sir, I think"
"She's at the fucking pool, you think?"
"Yes sir."
"Pool closes at 11:00, it's 11:45"
"Yes sir, sorry sir"
"Get the fuck out of here if you don't live here"
"Yes sir"
"Sir?, go fuck yourself, call me sir again. I dare you faggot."
...
Dudes scamper off and move their cars, around the circle at the end of the neighborhood and park 10' from where they were.
Sitting outside to make sure they don't kick a mirror off my car or vandalize something.
"Fuck that guy, what's he going to do bro?" They whisper 10' away from me.
An hour later.
I go out back to have a cig and notice not 20' away from me are 10 dudes all coughing and smoking weed. Out of some shitty little metal bowl.
"Hey dumbfucks, I can see you"
"Oh shit I think that's the same guy, run."
They all run inside, turn off the lights and turn down the music. For 10 min. and leave one poor bastard holding the pipe wondering wtf is happening.
Go over, knock on the door, no answer, no lights.
Go out back again and they're all hiding on the back porch shushing each other. Literally within my sight.
Now it's 1:30 AM. Music pops back on, out back again getting high.
Three strikes baby.
Called the police...
Met the police on the street gave em a handshake, talked for a few. Solid dudes.
"No-one answered" We can't do much more than that by law."
"No problem, just flash the light's, bang on the door and scare the piss out of them. We were all kids once"
Cops nod.
(Worthington cops don't have anything better to do anyhow and neither do I apparently)
Now, I don't give a shit about parties, smoking weed etc. But I care about my neighbors daughter inviting a bunch a dudes over, getting high and drunk and potentially getting a train run on her.
Also if the kid that couldn't back his car up hadn't antagonized me...
Watched the cops pull some dildo over on the way out of the neighborhood going the wrong way through the round about in a panic. Awesome.
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