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FilthyRear · Nov 24, 2015

BURN EVERYTHING BURN IT TO THE GROUND

cdamm · Nov 24, 2015

why is this even a thing?

FilthyRear · Nov 24, 2015

cdamm said:
why is this even a thing?

Fuck spiders, that's why.

herb · Nov 24, 2015

If you lit in on fire then you'd have to deal with a horse of flaming spiders. That doesn't sound fun.

Jibbajaba · Nov 24, 2015

Jesus, they're just harmless spiders. People need to quit being such fucking girls about it.

ki_atsushi · Nov 24, 2015

Dr Shroom · Nov 24, 2015

look at those spiders spinning their racist white webs in front of those black women

FilthyRear · Nov 24, 2015

Dr Shroom said:
look at those spiders spinning their racist white webs in front of those black women

I spit out my coffee, thank you.

hyper · Nov 24, 2015

slow news day

ki_atsushi · Nov 24, 2015

Jibbajaba said:
Jesus, they're just harmless spiders. People need to quit being such fucking girls about it.

Exactly, as long as they're not black widows or recluses there's nothing to worry about.

I just love the pervasive sense of entitlement in the video: "the city should do something about this." :rolleyes:

Yeah, like the fucking city council brought them there. Just get your own fucking house sprayed or enjoy smashing spiders off the wall with a shoe.

alphagamer · Nov 24, 2015

"harmless, beneficial arachnids"

Call me again when you've got a brown recluse infestation.

TonK · Nov 24, 2015

ISIS migrants

Jibbajaba · Nov 24, 2015

ki_atsushi said:
Exactly, as long as they're not black widows or recluses there's nothing to worry about.

I just love the pervasive sense of entitlement in the video: "the city should do something about this."

Yeah, like the fucking city council brought them there. Just get your own fucking house sprayed or enjoy smashing spiders off the wall with a shoe.

Reading that article, I was starting to wonder if it wasn't some kind of journalistic practical joke. Especially after the tweet or whatever where someone asked if anyone had created an app to track the spiders. I have a hard time taking that article seriously.

Xavier · Nov 24, 2015

One time I woke up covered in spiders, had about eight bites on me that swelled up and itched for weeks. On my chest, back, arms and legs. Don't much care for them since then. I go out of my way to kill any I find indoors.

DNSDies · Nov 24, 2015

The weird part is that spiders are generally cannibals, and will readily eat each other.
That so many are in such a small space and not engaging in mass fratricide is very interesting.

Spider silk has a lot of possible applications, but it's impossible to farm it because they eat each other.

Another possibility is that spiders are evolving into a social species. That would be a little scary.

alphagamer · Nov 25, 2015

DNSDies said:
That so many are in such a small space and not engaging in mass fratricide is very interesting.

Spider silk has a lot of possible applications, but it's impossible to farm it because they eat each other.

1. Capture these
2. Open spider farm
3. Sell silk
4. Profit

Setherial · Nov 25, 2015

Dr Shroom said:
look at those spiders spinning their racist white webs in front of those black women

How to spot racism head on!

DNSDies · Nov 25, 2015

alphagamer said:
1. Capture these
2. Open spider farm
3. Sell silk
4. Profit

5. Leave the spider farm over the weekend
6. Return to a pile of dead spiders with one smug, buff as fuck spider on top

Congratulations, you've created the Omega Spider.

sylvie · Nov 25, 2015

DNSDies said:
5. Leave the spider farm over the weekend
6. Return to a pile of dead spiders with one smug, buff as fuck spider on top

Congratulations, you've created the Omega Spider.

u mean alpha

alphagamer · Nov 25, 2015

Sylvie said:
u mean alpha

alphaspider masterrace

DNSDies · Nov 25, 2015

Omega as in the biblical term.
As in "The Last Spider"

The spider to end all spiders.

Castor Troy · Nov 26, 2015

If only those black people were armed, then this wouldn't be a problem.

NGT · Nov 26, 2015

herb said:
then you'd have to deal with a horse of flaming spiders

Now that would be some weird shit right there. Lol.

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