Burger King just proposed the unthinkable

hyper

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The entire response from McDonalds was asshole condescension. I should know. I write shit like that all the time.

It was akin to Patrick Bateman correcting his table guests on the severity of the conflict between Sikhs and Israelis in Sri Lanka...
sabi............how thoughtful
 

smokehouse

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Gotta say...that was a big time douche response...

But it's zero surprise to me in the slightest...

With that said, I will drive right past both of them to get to a Wendy's anytime...
 

neo_mao

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You guys are nuts - McDonalds is onto something...

If anyone can end worldwide war and suffering, it is Ronald McDonald.
First up - an end to the Israeli/Palestinian conflict!

Shame on Burger King for not addressing this sooner...so much unnecessary violence...so many lives lost...
 

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Whataburger>In-N-Out Burger>Sonic>Hardee's>Wendy's>Steamy Pile of Shit>Burger King>McD's
 

smokehouse

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Whataburger>In-N-Out Burger>Sonic>Hardee's>Wendy's>Steamy Pile of Shit>Burger King>McD's

Don't have where I live>Don't have where I live>Shitty where I live>you're out of your fucking mind>Wendy's is solid>agree>agree>agree

The Sonics are so fucking bad where I live that one about 5 min from house didn't even make it 3 years before the boarded up the place due to lack of business. Hardee's, save their chicken strips, is equally as bad. Then again, they opened a Popeye's right next to our local Hardee's so fuck their chicken strips...Popeye's fo' lyfe...
 

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Gotta say...that was a big time douche response...

But it's zero surprise to me in the slightest...

With that said, I will drive right past both of them to get to a Wendy's anytime...
Pretty much this. I never, even as a child, enjoyed McD's.
 

Dr Shroom

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You don't go to mickey D's to "enjoy" it.
You go there to fill your fat gut with unhealthy filling food when your wife is too lazy or too drunk to actually cook something resonable.
 

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You don't go to mickey D's to "enjoy" it.
You go there to fill your fat gut with unhealthy filling food when your wife is too lazy or too drunk to actually cook something resonable.

Boo.. why did you make your Almburger unboxing vid private? Solid. Gold.
 
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hyper

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wendys is pretty decent

their chicken wraps are on point
 

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You don't go to mickey D's to "enjoy" it.
You go there to fill your fat gut with unhealthy filling food when your wife is too lazy or too drunk to actually cook something resonable.

I guess the point is then that I can get fatter anywhere, and if I'm doing that, it sure as hell isn't going to be at McD's or BK. I'm pretty sure they make their burgers out of barrel scrapings, and, just to keep things interesting, nobody knows what was in those barrels to begin with.

PS - I enjoy Wendy's chili.
 

Dr Shroom

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I guess the point is then that I can get fatter anywhere, and if I'm doing that, it sure as hell isn't going to be at McD's or BK. I'm pretty sure they make their burgers out of barrel scrapings, and, just to keep things interesting, nobody knows what was in those barrels to begin with.

PS - I enjoy Wendy's chili.

BK and McD are the only two choices here. Also KFC. Murcan fatass burger culture never 100% caught on here.
 

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You don't go to mickey D's to "enjoy" it.
You go there to fill your fat gut with unhealthy filling food when your wife is too lazy or too drunk to actually cook something resonable.

I've said it before and I'll say it again...2 cheeseburger meal with fries and a coke is still tasty to this day. It's the original, its simple, it's still good (cheap-good...). Attempt to get fancy at a McD's and it gets bad quick. I don't even like their Big Mac...
 

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Flips the box around... "there's some shit in German"

Hahahahahaha


P.S.- Burger King is nasty shit. I swear they put liquid smoke on their "char broiled" patties. Fucking tastes artificial.
 
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hyper

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wasn't there a cheese burger thread somewhere? those homemade recipes were amazing

I worked at McD's for one weekend during High School.. the fry oil is disgusting they change it once every 2 weeks

hair, dust, anything that falls in, stays there
 
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