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Rapper Severs Penis, Jumps Off Building, Survives
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He was trying to sell his product... influence the community. "everyone's drinking Bombay Sapphire and castrating themselves."
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Dude should have just shot himself.
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inorite? There's no guarantee a person will be successful in trying to take their own life. Sympathy head from a hot nurse while you're in the hospital would be a nice. This guy will just have to sit there and think about all the ICU blow jobs he'll be missing out on.
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He clearly did not think it through. Plus he's a rapper. You would think he would just shoot himself.
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In the dick?
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I'm getting a flashback to a bunch of exploding dicks on that Robocop remake.
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where did I see that before? they were all you don't shoot a guy in the dick...
the article was short and vague, is it true they couldn't put him back together again? what happens when you shame the Wu Tang?
maybe he was trying to die from embarrassment? Maybe he was trying to seperate himself from sin or something?
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The RZA is doing a fine job shaming the Wu-Tang on his own
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Best part of this is that his name is Johnson.
Let me drop the gauntlet and be the first MC to ever do this.
This nigga from wu-tang need a nu-wang,
you now useless as a dick-rang on that stump where ya dick slang
You have a death wish so I'll murder you like Bronson
while your dickless rhymes fall flat like my mayne Andre Johnson.
In all seriousness he has my utmost sympathy and I hope he somehow gets his dick reattached...for the love of god. Holy hell does that ever suck.
Let me drop the gauntlet and be the first MC to ever do this.
This nigga from wu-tang need a nu-wang,
you now useless as a dick-rang on that stump where ya dick slang
You have a death wish so I'll murder you like Bronson
while your dickless rhymes fall flat like my mayne Andre Johnson.
In all seriousness he has my utmost sympathy and I hope he somehow gets his dick reattached...for the love of god. Holy hell does that ever suck.
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Mad skillz son lol. but seriously it's gonna be bad. The article I read said they tried and failed to re-attach said wang. That's a bad time.
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Ahahahaha, I fuckin' lost it on this. Good shit.
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I could not imagine a worse day. I feel bad for the dude but he had to be on Dust or some crazy nonsense to dewangatate himself. And he only jumped from the second floor. I'm not surprised he survived the fall but I am surprised he did not bleed to death.
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He'd serve his own wang in a banquet if he were Asian.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/...ves-own-genitals_n_1543307.html#slide=1018957
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So... girls don't sever penises... rappers do...?
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